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Subject: How do you masticate?

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Fast, slow? Mouth open? Do you make a lot of noise? Do you tend to get all watery? Or are you a little weird and do it like a cow?

  • 01.13.2012 9:52 AM PDT

I'm masticating with some baby carrots as I type this.

  • 01.13.2012 9:53 AM PDT

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Posted by: Big Black Bear
I'm masticating with some baby carrots as I type this.
I like where this is going.

  • 01.13.2012 9:54 AM PDT
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Posted by: Dredwerkz
Fast, slow? Mouth open? Do you make a lot of noise? Do you tend to get all watery? Or are you a little weird and do it like a cow?


Ummm...? All of the above?

  • 01.13.2012 9:54 AM PDT

Posted by: Economics
Posted by: Big Black Bear
I'm masticating with some baby carrots as I type this.

You can't squeeze a full grown carrot in there?
I have before, but it's not terribly comfortable.

  • 01.13.2012 9:55 AM PDT

Numba one Italian on da flud.

I masticate just with the right side of my mouth, dunno why.

  • 01.13.2012 9:55 AM PDT

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Posted by: Big Black Bear
I'm masticating with some baby carrots as I type this.

You can't squeeze a full grown carrot in there?
I have before, but it's not terribly comfortable.

Sometimes I masticate with more than one cucumber.

  • 01.13.2012 9:56 AM PDT

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I'm masticating with some ravioli right now.

  • 01.13.2012 9:56 AM PDT

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I can't keep the food in my mouth while masticating, it's really embarrassing.

  • 01.13.2012 9:57 AM PDT

Loudly. People complain that it's smelly too. Especially when it's orange.

  • 01.13.2012 9:58 AM PDT

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I masticate with my mouth closed; you make to much noise with it open.

  • 01.13.2012 9:58 AM PDT

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Furiously, with my mouth open, getting juices everywhere.

  • 01.13.2012 10:01 AM PDT

Herp
Derp.

I'm masticating some raw beef right now, it's so good.

  • 01.13.2012 10:02 AM PDT

I chew pretty slowly.

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I just use my hands

  • 01.13.2012 10:04 AM PDT

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I chew pretty slowly.

And you're doing it wrong.

I like to masticate when things are covered with whipped cream.

  • 01.13.2012 10:05 AM PDT

Are these manditory?

Sometimes when I'm masticating something I don't like, I expectorate.

[Edited on 01.13.2012 10:20 AM PST]

  • 01.13.2012 10:20 AM PDT

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Mouth closed, lateral motions only.

  • 01.13.2012 10:22 AM PDT
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Posted by: R3ACTlON
Hard is good.

At lunch time at my school, a couple of guys and I get together and just masticate for about half an hour.

  • 01.13.2012 10:23 AM PDT

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