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Subject: How do you masticate?

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Posted by: Krazy 245
I just use my hands

Quality reply on quality thread.

  • 01.13.2012 10:25 AM PDT

"Life sucks, because only Buddhists get a respawn!"

Someone has to help me masticate because I don't have hands to masticate with. I also like to use a lot of Hot Sauce when I masticate.

[Edited on 01.13.2012 10:37 AM PST]

  • 01.13.2012 10:35 AM PDT

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  • 01.13.2012 10:39 AM PDT
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"Of all the thing I've lost, I miss my mind the most"
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I masticate with grapefruits alot... just pop 'em in the microwave for 30 seconds and your good to go... (I applaud anyone that get's the "Good Luck Chuck" reference)

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  • 01.13.2012 10:39 AM PDT
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STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

I dont know about you guys, but i like to masticate with full green tasty apples.

  • 01.13.2012 10:42 AM PDT

Godlike

I spy some people who don't know what masticate means. And also, mouth wide open.

  • 01.13.2012 10:49 AM PDT

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Nice

  • 01.13.2012 10:51 AM PDT

Do not test me.

Posted by: Economics
This thread is quality.

  • 01.13.2012 10:51 AM PDT


Posted by: Economics

Posted by: Big Black Bear
I'm masticating with some baby carrots as I type this.

You can't squeeze a full grown carrot in there?

Lol.

  • 01.13.2012 10:51 AM PDT
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I masticate while watching movies that include Ron Jeremy...

  • 01.13.2012 10:57 AM PDT
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aug 2012

I masticated in the middle of a shopping mall one time and the employees at Popeyes provided me with ample material to masticate with.

Another time I masticated at church during the middle of the sermon. most of the other people in the service masticated too.

and tomorrow at a wedding I'll be masticating for quite awhile.

  • 01.13.2012 10:58 AM PDT

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Posted by: The Storm
At lunch time at my school, a couple of guys and I get together and just masticate for about half an hour.
Posted by: The Benergizer
Mouth closed, lateral motions only.
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Furiously, with my mouth open, getting juices everywhere.
Win.

  • 01.13.2012 11:10 AM PDT

I can do it like a cow :P Seriously, I can. I was born with the ability to get the food up again whenever I want at anytime.

  • 01.13.2012 11:34 AM PDT

Who's got AIDS?

I masticate in public. I take my time.

  • 01.13.2012 11:43 AM PDT

Now Cobra LC.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE -blam!-!


Wow, really? Censoring -blam!-e?

[Edited on 01.13.2012 12:00 PM PST]

  • 01.13.2012 12:00 PM PDT

I don't masticate, my girlfriend does it for me. I just swallow when it's done.

  • 01.13.2012 12:05 PM PDT

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Posted by: Lil Wayne
When I come I scream like a little girl.
Dude, just what the -blam!- are you even talking about?

  • 01.13.2012 12:12 PM PDT


Posted by: Dredwerkz
Posted by: Lil Wayne
When I come I scream like a little girl.
Dude, just what the -blam!- are you even talking about?

He likes hot sauce, I guess.

  • 01.13.2012 12:21 PM PDT

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Posted by: Economics
This thread is quality.

You called it from post one.

  • 01.13.2012 12:29 PM PDT

Posted by: kristmark1
I don't masticate, my girlfriend does it for me. I just swallow when it's done.
That is gross either way you look at it.

  • 01.13.2012 12:59 PM PDT

Posting in an epic thread

  • 01.13.2012 1:26 PM PDT

Posted by: Big Black Bear
Posted by: kristmark1
I don't masticate, my girlfriend does it for me. I just swallow when it's done.
That is gross either way you look at it.
Oh, I don't look. I just touch.

  • 01.13.2012 1:30 PM PDT

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Posted by: kristmark1
Posted by: Big Black Bear
Posted by: kristmark1
I don't masticate, my girlfriend does it for me. I just swallow when it's done.
That is gross either way you look at it.
Oh, I don't look. I just touch.

That is still revolting.

  • 01.13.2012 2:22 PM PDT
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HA

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