- HeavyWeaponsGuy
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- Honorable Member
-Derpus Derpington III.derp
I usually masticate loudly, mouth open, with lots of juices and sloppiness. Sometimes I make the floor wet. I really need to stop masticating so loudly and profusely in front of my family though, because they don't really enjoy watching me, or listening to me, or cleaning up my mess. Sometimes I just use my hands, sometimes my mouth, sometimes both.