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Subject: How do you masticate?
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ARMOR LOCK FTW!!

inb4 OP changes title and post...

  • 02.14.2012 5:42 PM PDT

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Anyone else almost vomit before they figured it out?

  • 02.14.2012 5:45 PM PDT

I prefer to be the man in a mask.

This has so much win in it!


OT: Juicy, juicy taffy *groans*

  • 02.14.2012 5:47 PM PDT

The human element always mucks things up.

I masticate quietly so that others may know peace.

  • 02.14.2012 5:48 PM PDT
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*--PEAR--*


Posted by: krisman1
HA
Way to bump!

  • 02.14.2012 5:48 PM PDT
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I try.
Posted by: D PEAR

Posted by: krisman1
HA
Way to bump!

  • 02.14.2012 5:49 PM PDT

I love it when my family and I sit down and masticate together every evening.

[Edited on 02.14.2012 5:50 PM PST]

  • 02.14.2012 5:49 PM PDT

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Close, but the plague killed those infected with it, and the ignorant are still alive.
I wish ignorance was a plague.


Posted by: Makko Mace
Anyone else almost vomit before they figured it out?


Figure it out? It means exactly what it says.

  • 02.14.2012 5:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: D PEAR

Posted by: krisman1
HA
Way to bump!
Posted by: krisman1 I try. fix'd

  • 02.14.2012 5:51 PM PDT

There are three people I serve. God, Chuck norris, and Evilcam.

I do it faster than road runner does it.

  • 02.14.2012 5:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: D PEAR

Posted by: D PEAR

Posted by: krisman1
HA
Way to bump!
Posted by: krisman1 I try. fix'd

Never-mind :(

  • 02.14.2012 5:52 PM PDT

Currently only on the left side, I've got a toothache somewhere on the right side of my mouth.

  • 02.14.2012 5:53 PM PDT

If I can't report the OP, this has gotta be old...

  • 02.14.2012 5:59 PM PDT

-Derpus Derpington III.derp

I usually masticate loudly, mouth open, with lots of juices and sloppiness. Sometimes I make the floor wet. I really need to stop masticating so loudly and profusely in front of my family though, because they don't really enjoy watching me, or listening to me, or cleaning up my mess. Sometimes I just use my hands, sometimes my mouth, sometimes both.

  • 02.14.2012 6:15 PM PDT
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NOT INTO THE LONG GRASS!

10/10

  • 02.15.2012 6:42 PM PDT
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I only masticate when I'm hungry for weiner.

  • 02.15.2012 6:46 PM PDT
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They call me graland.

I masticate at a normal rate with my mouth closed, and I try to do so quietly.

And no, I don't get particularly wet/moist/slimy.

  • 02.15.2012 6:47 PM PDT

Snakie Purple.

"Hamdog, Hamdog, Hamdog, Hamdog"-Hamdog.

Twatter

Quickly and neatly.

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