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Subject: Urk has been lying to us

He was also in Saving Private Ryan

  • 01.13.2012 7:20 PM PDT

"No, Hoobla. No."
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WTF did I just read?

  • 01.13.2012 7:25 PM PDT

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I don't know what you're talking about. Maybe you just take a little nap. Here, I'll just give you a few shots. Nothing much, just some Sodium thiopental, Pancuronium bromide, and Potassium chloride. You know, to calm the nerves.

  • 01.13.2012 7:26 PM PDT
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"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

Tha....that bastard!

I say we wait outside the Bungie building. We know he drives a green Ford Taurus, so it will be an easy snatch.

  • 01.13.2012 7:38 PM PDT

yas334229812

Is this going to be another Occupy Bungie or a kidnapping

  • 01.13.2012 8:19 PM PDT
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Do not waste your tears, I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men.

Posted by: goldhawk
We should know better, because we are better.

You have exposed a dark truth and they can not allow this to continue. Beware, the shadow mods are coming for you!

  • 01.13.2012 9:18 PM PDT

yas334229812


Posted by: Xd00999
You have exposed a dark truth and they can not allow this to continue. Beware, the shadow mods are coming for you!

No he shall be consumed by the mods and turned into one of them. They shall arrive with wet noodles and strike.

  • 01.13.2012 9:20 PM PDT

It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who has given us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier, not the lawyer, who has given us the right to a fair trial. And it is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves the flag, whose coffin is draped in the flag that allows the protester to burn the flag.Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, USMC

Wow primo.

  • 01.13.2012 9:22 PM PDT
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Mother of God...

...That was the most entertaining thing I have had the fortune of laying my eyes upon since my birth.

I owe you, good sir. Whatever you want... I owe you.

  • 01.13.2012 9:32 PM PDT

The tide is turning, brothers! Let us take our kingdom back!

This is all too much to take in...

*cries and rocks in corner*

My life is a lie!

  • 01.13.2012 9:37 PM PDT

Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien.
Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar.
tenn' Ambar-metta!

I want braaaiinnn!! Urk! You're down!!!

  • 01.13.2012 9:44 PM PDT

Online ID: GriffGraff15

Please tell me that I'm not the only one to notice this resemblance

Urk for comparison

Him and Wash even have the same "Semi-condescending and annoyed" facial expression.

[Edited on 01.13.2012 9:51 PM PST]

  • 01.13.2012 9:49 PM PDT

Basically, I make the best topics ever.

Feedback!
Duardo: This thread is locked for being stupid.
cortana 5 : It's perpetually my time of the month and I'm just grouchy.
Foman: I see absolutely no reason, either theoretical or practical, that this is not a superb idea. Excellent work, my friend.

If this topic does not hit 500 replies I will give up on B.net forever.

  • 01.13.2012 10:29 PM PDT
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best OP in a long while. Can't wait to see what Urk says.

  • 01.13.2012 10:41 PM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P

This. The red hair and beard is the link here, gentlemen.

I guess now we say stuff like "Eric Osborne can slam a revolving door" and, "Eric Osborne has a g-mail account: g-mail@EricOsborne.com"

[Edited on 01.13.2012 10:43 PM PST]

  • 01.13.2012 10:42 PM PDT

Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own council will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless.” -Yoda

Mother of God...

  • 01.13.2012 10:44 PM PDT

Basically, I make the best topics ever.

Feedback!
Duardo: This thread is locked for being stupid.
cortana 5 : It's perpetually my time of the month and I'm just grouchy.
Foman: I see absolutely no reason, either theoretical or practical, that this is not a superb idea. Excellent work, my friend.

Posted by: Zealot Tony
This. The red hair and beard is the link here, gentlemen.

I guess now we say stuff like "Eric Osborne can slam a revolving door" and, "Eric Osborne has a g-mail account: g-mail@EricOsborne.com"
This... this goes deeper than I thought.

  • 01.14.2012 1:28 AM PDT

yas334229812

Primo new evidence we need an update

  • 01.14.2012 6:55 AM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

I think you need to go into hiding before he silences your rebellious ways of spreading the truth primo.

  • 01.14.2012 8:18 AM PDT

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"Sometimes life gives you lemons, and then you have to say 'f**k the lemons' and bail."

If you're reading this, you need to stop stalking me. If you can't stop stalking me, you might as well go here.

Oh no...

This whole time, I've been wondering how the traitorous bastard has been getting by unnoticed.

Up and coming actor playing one half of a lovable same-sex couple on one of America's hottest TV shows? Sure, but people will still see through that. Popular talk show host? He's bound to slip up and blow his cover eventually, right? Coked-up, prostitute beating former child star? How the hell am I the first one to pick up this guy's trail!?

And then I found him again.

Urk was once the poster child for American adolescence. Jesus Christ, we idolized this guy! It's not that his cover was that good, it's just that we didn't want to believe what was right in front of our eyes.

The North Koreans have had a stranglehold on our culture, and our heartstrings, since 1974. How did we let this happen? How could we have been so blind?

[Edited on 01.14.2012 11:59 AM PST]

  • 01.14.2012 11:59 AM PDT

Primo to replace Joe Staten. i think so

  • 01.14.2012 1:13 PM PDT
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That sly little red-bearded bastard!
I knew something was amiss!

  • 01.14.2012 1:14 PM PDT

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"Sometimes life gives you lemons, and then you have to say 'f**k the lemons' and bail."

If you're reading this, you need to stop stalking me. If you can't stop stalking me, you might as well go here.

North Korea is run by a communist dictatorship.
Communists are known as "Reds."
Urk has red hair.

Coincidence? I think not!

  • 01.14.2012 1:21 PM PDT
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vanert says: Apparently he went to college with Stosh.
Killane says:
Stosh went to college?
Posted by: stosh
I'm a college dropout.

That was stupid.

  • 01.14.2012 1:24 PM PDT