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Mother of God!
Urk was the missing piece for Step 7 - Take over the world

  • 01.14.2012 1:25 PM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything

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  • 01.14.2012 1:49 PM PDT

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  • 01.14.2012 1:59 PM PDT

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Posted by: komark
Mother of God!
Urk was the missing piece for Step 7 - Take over the world
Don't see how this is relevant, but okay you can shoehorn in that joke if you want!

  • 01.14.2012 5:11 PM PDT

cars, girls & cake all day everyday

Update! They're onto Primo! D:

  • 01.14.2012 5:17 PM PDT

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Posted by: Count Blinkula
Update! They're onto Primo! D:

Fire would be Urk's weapon of choice.

  • 01.14.2012 6:40 PM PDT

I r guy who gun to teach u lesson


Posted by: komark
Mother of God!
Urk was the missing piece for Step 7 - Take over the world


It all makes sense now...

But that means the People at Bungie are...communists...

  • 01.14.2012 6:47 PM PDT

So Urk's been slowly feeding you his propaganda... all you fans gave been sucking it in like he's your god. OMG, he's slowly creted an army of pubescent 13 year old teens...

  • 01.14.2012 6:59 PM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Is it a coincidence that Urk shares the surname of the Green Goblin?

I think not.

  • 01.14.2012 7:22 PM PDT

What doesn't kill you, only makes you stranger

Urk has always seemed like he was covering something up, but I never expected it to be something of this magnitude! The Sneaky Bastard had me fooled for so long, but now my eyes are opened, and for that I thank you.

  • 01.14.2012 7:43 PM PDT

I will bring the pitch forks, who will bring the torches?

We must stop this mad man at once.

  • 01.14.2012 8:09 PM PDT
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Do not waste your tears, I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men.

Posted by: goldhawk
We should know better, because we are better.


Posted by: Zealot Tony
This. The red hair and beard is the link here, gentlemen.

I guess now we say stuff like "Eric Osborne can slam a revolving door" and, "Eric Osborne has a g-mail account: g-mail@EricOsborne.com"

Great Scott! This goes even deeper then I ever expected!

  • 01.14.2012 8:12 PM PDT

HFCS verb \hiff-cix\
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Posted by: BLstriker jc
I will bring the pitch forks, who will bring the torches?

We must stop this mad man at once.


Rise up everyone!

  • 01.14.2012 8:30 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

I bet Urk has a good resume.

  • 01.14.2012 8:32 PM PDT

Intolerance is the highest level of stupidity and inbred thinking.

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I say we raid the studio at once! We can not let the madness continue! Primo, we thank you with this internet point:

+1

  • 01.14.2012 8:34 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: RollinRollin13
I say we raid the studio at once! We can not let the madness continue! Primo, we thank you with this internet point:

+1


Yeah lets go----
0_0
Back home and forget about it...

  • 01.14.2012 8:39 PM PDT

Posted by: Primo84
For about six months, I lived on a combination of Red Bull, hot fries, and hodge-podge combination of muscle relaxers, ADHD medication, and Russian Vodka. I needed to have perfect focus if I was going to catch my man this time.
Everyone would start looking like Conan O'Brien with that kind of a diet.

[Edited on 01.14.2012 10:41 PM PST]

  • 01.14.2012 9:02 PM PDT

Posted by: Gandalf: I'm new. And a wizard.

Sapphire just got even more awesome.

Posted by: mount420: You are late.
Posted by: jaythenerdkid: A wizard is never late.
Posted by: THORSGOD: Nor is he ever early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

Wow. I don't believe it. We've all been such fools...

  • 01.14.2012 9:05 PM PDT

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We need an explanation or we shall charge in.

  • 01.14.2012 9:14 PM PDT

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I finally got to reading this. And you deserve a medal good sir!

  • 01.14.2012 9:16 PM PDT


Posted by: Im SteelAssassn
Too well-written not to be true.

  • 01.14.2012 9:18 PM PDT

yas334229812


Posted by: InvasionImminent

Posted by: Im SteelAssassn
Too well-written not to be true.

So you guys are trying to divert us from the goal. To cover what we have uncovered.

To make us fools and sheeps again. But no i will not stand for this as you guys are his men. And so you shall go down with him.

  • 01.14.2012 9:20 PM PDT

Checking out my profile I see?

I applaud you sir.

  • 01.14.2012 9:25 PM PDT

How could I have not known this with his obsession with Chinese food?

[Edited on 01.14.2012 10:41 PM PST]

  • 01.14.2012 10:10 PM PDT
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"Awesomeness will ensue..."

BEN SPARTAN120

I always knew it...

I just never said anything before now...

  • 01.14.2012 10:15 PM PDT