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Subject: Ask a real life bad-ass anything that plays Reach
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I'm a bad-ass, i.e. not a nerd like you kids, so feel free to ask me what it is like being a man that plays Halo Reach.

  • 01.13.2012 5:35 PM PDT

why you wasting your time playing reach?

  • 01.13.2012 5:36 PM PDT
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Banned just for calling someone retarded? lolBnet mods
Duardo = retard

So you think Reach is an actual Halo game, huh? LOL
Jesus! There's a BoB in ma Falcon!

-2/10

  • 01.13.2012 5:36 PM PDT

You want a sandwich? Sure. As long as you don't mind me putting poison in it.

Yeah. I use the AR, so what? All you can do is scream and rage about me using the weapon.

Why are Rubber Ducks yellow?

  • 01.13.2012 5:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: crispyham
why you wasting your time playing reach?


I enjoy playing video games and Reach being the best current FPS. There is a difference between me and you nerds though, when my bit.ch tells me to join her in bed, I do instantly, unlike you nerds who lack the warmth of a woman and rather work on that k/d ratio lol

  • 01.13.2012 5:40 PM PDT

spiral out


Posted by: Captain Hero

Posted by: crispyham
why you wasting your time playing reach?


I enjoy playing video games and Reach being the best current FPS. There is a difference between me and you nerds though, when my bit.ch tells me to join her in bed, I do instantly, unlike you nerds who lack the warmth of a woman and rather work on that k/d ratio lol

You seem like a 40 year old virgin. Most kids on here are kids.

  • 01.13.2012 5:41 PM PDT
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Ask a real life bad-ass anything that plays Reach
You title makes no sense. Why is that?

  • 01.13.2012 5:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lady Snipershot
Why are Rubber Ducks yellow?


So I can use Duke Nuken's famous line on bit.ches, "Rub a dub dub, get out of the tub."

Why they are yellow? I have no idea, such a sissy color.

  • 01.13.2012 5:42 PM PDT


Posted by: Captain Hero

Posted by: crispyham
why you wasting your time playing reach?


I enjoy playing video games and Reach being the best current FPS. There is a difference between me and you nerds though, when my bit.ch tells me to join her in bed, I do instantly, unlike you nerds who lack the warmth of a woman and rather work on that k/d ratio lol
you do know that your controller is not a woman. and that warmth is just your hand sweat. right?

  • 01.13.2012 5:42 PM PDT

They call me The Raptor due to my extreme interest in dinosaurs specifically velociraptor.


Posted by: Captain Hero

Posted by: crispyham
why you wasting your time playing reach?


I enjoy playing video games and Reach being the best current FPS. There is a difference between me and you nerds though, when my bit.ch tells me to join her in bed, I do instantly, unlike you nerds who lack the warmth of a woman and rather work on that k/d ratio lol


Only a jackass says they are bad-ass and attempts to flaunt it in front of everyone. Prove you are a bad-ass and I can prove you are not one just as easily. Oh and I just realized something. NO LINKED ACCOUNT! Trollolololololololololololol.

[Edited on 01.13.2012 5:43 PM PST]

  • 01.13.2012 5:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: Captain Hero

Posted by: crispyham
why you wasting your time playing reach?


I enjoy playing video games and Reach being the best current FPS. There is a difference between me and you nerds though, when my bit.ch tells me to join her in bed, I do instantly, unlike you nerds who lack the warmth of a woman and rather work on that k/d ratio lol

So, you enjoy having a woman boss you around. Do you make her sammiches too?

  • 01.13.2012 5:43 PM PDT

R.I.P CrunchyBoi 22 (old profile)

It's amazing how you have never lost a single game in reach

  • 01.13.2012 5:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: nightspark
Ask a real life bad-ass anything that plays Reach
Your title makes no sense. Why is that?


Because I'm obviously smarter than you.

You have a spelling error by the way.

  • 01.13.2012 5:44 PM PDT

You want a sandwich? Sure. As long as you don't mind me putting poison in it.

Yeah. I use the AR, so what? All you can do is scream and rage about me using the weapon.


Posted by: Captain Hero

Posted by: nightspark
Ask a real life bad-ass anything that plays Reach
Your title makes no sense. Why is that?


Because I'm obviously smarter than you.

You have a spelling error by the way.

Explain how that is a spelling error.

  • 01.13.2012 5:47 PM PDT

They call me The Raptor due to my extreme interest in dinosaurs specifically velociraptor.

Move along folks nothing to see here but the usual troll.

  • 01.13.2012 5:47 PM PDT

Not your average noob


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Posted by: nightspark
Ask a real life bad-ass anything that plays Reach
Your title makes no sense. Why is that?


Because I'm obviously smarter than you.

You have a spelling error by the way.
Hai

[Edited on 01.13.2012 5:53 PM PST]

  • 01.13.2012 5:50 PM PDT

Good character is not formed in a week or a month. It is created little by little, day by day. Protracted and patient effort is needed to develop good character.


Posted by: Captain Hero
I'm a bad-ass, i.e. not a nerd like you kids, so feel free to ask me what it is like being a man that plays Halo Reach.


Are you are someone who uses the internet so you can appear tough? Are you often seen getting in pointless "Internet Wars"? Do you tend to threaten somebody with physical violence, saying things like "I'll kick your ass!" When in reality, You are an anti-social kid/young adult?

Not trying to sound insulting in any way even though it may come off that way, but I find that people who say they are a "bad-ass" on the internet are generally lying.

And why are you calling people on here nerds/kids? You are being very ignorant.

[Edited on 01.13.2012 5:55 PM PST]

  • 01.13.2012 5:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lady Snipershot

Posted by: Captain Hero

Posted by: nightspark
Ask a real life bad-ass anything that plays Reach
Your title makes no sense. Why is that?


Because I'm obviously smarter than you.

You have a spelling error by the way.

Explain how that is a spelling error.


I took the liberty to fix it for you nerd. Now go check out where messed up, then think about your life, and figure where you messed up there too.

  • 01.13.2012 5:51 PM PDT

They call me The Raptor due to my extreme interest in dinosaurs specifically velociraptor.

I doubt Captain Hero has ever played Reach.

If he has he should give a synopsis of each campaign mission consisting of about three paragraphs per mission.

  • 01.13.2012 5:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: Captain Hero

Posted by: nightspark
Ask a real life bad-ass anything that plays Reach
Your title makes no sense. Why is that?


Because I'm obviously smarter than you.

You have a spelling error by the way.

People have a higher tendency to make mistakes on virtual keyboards.

[Edited on 01.13.2012 5:57 PM PST]

  • 01.13.2012 5:53 PM PDT

You want a sandwich? Sure. As long as you don't mind me putting poison in it.

Yeah. I use the AR, so what? All you can do is scream and rage about me using the weapon.


Posted by: Captain Hero

Posted by: Lady Snipershot

Posted by: Captain Hero

Posted by: nightspark
Ask a real life bad-ass anything that plays Reach
Your title makes no sense. Why is that?


Because I'm obviously smarter than you.

You have a spelling error by the way.

Explain how that is a spelling error.


I took the liberty to fix it for you nerd. Now go check out where you messed up, then think about your life, and figure where you messed up there too.

Fix'd

[Edited on 01.13.2012 5:57 PM PST]

  • 01.13.2012 5:54 PM PDT

They call me The Raptor due to my extreme interest in dinosaurs specifically velociraptor.


Posted by: nightspark
Posted by: Captain Hero

Posted by: nightspark
Ask a real life bad-ass anything that plays Reach
Your title makes no sense. Why is that?


Because I'm obviously smarter than you.

You have a spelling error by the way.

People have a higher tendency to make mistakes on vi


You had one spelling error compared to the op's bragging and stupidity.

  • 01.13.2012 5:55 PM PDT


Posted by: Captain Hero
I took the liberty to fix it for you nerd. Now go check out where messed up, then think about your life, and figure where you messed up there too.
I think you mean "... where you messed up..." also try not to project so much.

  • 01.13.2012 5:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: K9 Unit 9159

Posted by: Captain Hero
I'm a bad-ass, i.e. not a nerd like you kids, so feel free to ask me what it is like being a man that plays Halo Reach.


Are you are someone who uses the internet so you can appear tough?, Are you often seen getting in pointless "Internet Wars?, Do you tend to threaten somebody with physical violence, saying things like "I'll kick your ass!" When in reality, You are an anti-social kid/young adult?


First of all, I'm rarely online, and when I do, I put these nerds in their place. Some of these kids need to be taken a few pegs down, and I do that job quite effectively. You should see Cooop, Cosssta, and Sanuel squirm like little girls the second I show up.

and no, I'm not going to physically threaten none of these nerds. Literally, my presence alone is enough to suffocate these nerds, so I don't have to do much to start with.

  • 01.13.2012 5:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

If this thread were pizza, it would cause diarrhea.

  • 01.13.2012 5:56 PM PDT

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