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Subject: Ask a real life bad-ass anything that plays Reach

Why are you?

  • 01.13.2012 5:57 PM PDT

Not your average noob


Posted by: Captain Hero

Posted by: crispyham
why you wasting your time playing reach?


I enjoy playing video games and Reach being the best current FPS. There is a difference between me and you nerds though, when my bit.ch tells me to join her in bed, I do instantly, unlike you nerds who lack the warmth of a woman and rather work on that k/d ratio lol
Nevermind

[Edited on 01.13.2012 6:07 PM PST]

  • 01.13.2012 5:58 PM PDT

They call me The Raptor due to my extreme interest in dinosaurs specifically velociraptor.


Posted by: Captain Hero

Posted by: K9 Unit 9159

Posted by: Captain Hero
I'm a bad-ass, i.e. not a nerd like you kids, so feel free to ask me what it is like being a man that plays Halo Reach.


Are you are someone who uses the internet so you can appear tough?, Are you often seen getting in pointless "Internet Wars?, Do you tend to threaten somebody with physical violence, saying things like "I'll kick your ass!" When in reality, You are an anti-social kid/young adult?


First of all, I'm rarely online, and when I do, I put these nerds in their place. Some of these kids need to be taken a few pegs down, and I do that job quite effectively. You should see Cooop, Cosssta, and Sanuel squirm like little girls the second I show up.

and no, I'm not going to physically threaten none of these nerds. Literally, my presence alone is enough to suffocate these nerds, so I don't have to do much to start with.


*Yawns* You think you are bad-ass because you get lucky?

These guys are bad-ass

Military snipers are also generally bad-ass and they are technically not cowards. their rifles are made for long distances so it is better to distance yourself plus you can give your allies long range support if needed.

  • 01.13.2012 6:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: impanther2002

You seem to be very offended, and calling out my Reach record from all things lol.

Are you nerds really that stupid? Having to call out something intangible lol, like when the tryhards bring out the Onyx or nothing card, then there was the 1% Onyx or nothing card, and now, what do tryhards bring out nowadays??

This should shut you nerds up. Like my saying goes, "I'm just like you, but better."

  • 01.13.2012 6:09 PM PDT

They call me The Raptor due to my extreme interest in dinosaurs specifically velociraptor.


Posted by: Captain Hero

Posted by: impanther2002

You seem to be very offended, and calling out my Reach record from all things lol.

Are you nerds really that stupid? Having to call out something intangible lol, like when the tryhards bring out the Onyx or nothing card, then there was the 1% Onyx or nothing card, and now, what do tryhards bring out nowadays??

This should shut you nerds up. Like my saying goes, "I'm just like you, but better."


Yeah because nobody without a linked account possibly hyperlink someone else's b.net profile and account claiming it to be theirs. By the way Kaboni 420 with the Spartan tag WEED? Yeah that is very mature if that is you.

  • 01.13.2012 6:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: impanther2002

Posted by: Captain Hero

Posted by: impanther2002

You seem to be very offended, and calling out my Reach record from all things lol.

Are you nerds really that stupid? Having to call out something intangible lol, like when the tryhards bring out the Onyx or nothing card, then there was the 1% Onyx or nothing card, and now, what do tryhards bring out nowadays??

This should shut you nerds up. Like my saying goes, "I'm just like you, but better."


Yeah because nobody without a linked account possibly hyperlink someone else's b.net profile and account claiming it to be theirs. By the way Kaboni 420 with the Spartan tag WEED? Yeah that is very mature if that is you.


Maybe because I'm a medical marijuana patient, plus I enjoy the high. The other night I baked some awesome medicated brownies =)

  • 01.13.2012 6:20 PM PDT

Today is a good day to be a Spartan

does your manhood reach your ass??

  • 01.13.2012 6:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

So smoking weed and being good at a video game makes you a badass now?

lol this thread.

  • 01.13.2012 7:05 PM PDT


Posted by: Captain Hero

Posted by: K9 Unit 9159

Posted by: Captain Hero
I'm a bad-ass, i.e. not a nerd like you kids, so feel free to ask me what it is like being a man that plays Halo Reach.


Are you are someone who uses the internet so you can appear tough?, Are you often seen getting in pointless "Internet Wars?, Do you tend to threaten somebody with physical violence, saying things like "I'll kick your ass!" When in reality, You are an anti-social kid/young adult?


First of all, I'm rarely online, and when I do, I put these nerds in their place. Some of these kids need to be taken a few pegs down, and I do that job quite effectively. You should see Cooop, Cosssta, and Sanuel squirm like little girls the second I show up.

and no, I'm not going to physically threaten none of these nerds. Literally, my presence alone is enough to suffocate these nerds, so I don't have to do much to start with.

Yes, seeing your gamertag next the 2 kills is very intimidating.Also, how do you have the time to answer all of these hate comments when you are a so called "bad-ass". Thought you had a "bit.ch," or is it just Cortana?

  • 01.13.2012 7:07 PM PDT

LOL this thread is AWESOME!

Sadly, I am the only real badass that plays Halo:Reach. Meaning I have a -blam!-, I'm attractive, I ride a crotch rocket, My DMR> Your DMR, Me> your GF.

I know you. You are an unattractive, wannabe Elitist male who's life consists of playing video games and beer pong on the weekend. OOOOH, watch out, guys!

  • 01.13.2012 7:10 PM PDT

:D


Posted by: o 116 o
LOL this thread is AWESOME!

Sadly, I am the only real badass that plays Halo:Reach. Meaning I have a -blam!-, I'm attractive, I ride a crotch rocket, My DMR> Your DMR, Me> your GF.

I know you. You are an unattractive, wannabe Elitist male who's life consists of playing video games and beer pong on the weekend. OOOOH, watch out, guys!


Hahah that's rich.

  • 01.13.2012 7:12 PM PDT
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These are images from the beta :)


Posted by: beastage1458
Most kids on here are kids.


uuuuhhh... wut?

  • 01.13.2012 7:31 PM PDT

Boltshot = mini shotgun

Posted by: Captain Hero
Ask a real life bad-ass anything that plays Reach

Oxymoron.

  • 01.13.2012 8:18 PM PDT

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Posted by: K9 Unit 9159

Posted by: Captain Hero
I'm a bad-ass, i.e. not a nerd like you kids, so feel free to ask me what it is like being a man that plays Halo Reach.


Are you are someone who uses the internet so you can appear tough? Are you often seen getting in pointless "Internet Wars"? Do you tend to threaten somebody with physical violence, saying things like "I'll kick your ass!" When in reality, You are an anti-social kid/young adult?

Not trying to sound insulting in any way even though it may come off that way, but I find that people who say they are a "bad-ass" on the internet are generally lying.

And why are you calling people on here nerds/kids? You are being very ignorant.

agreed, im pretty sure this is one of the unforgivable sins hes commiting as well...

  • 01.13.2012 8:37 PM PDT

One day i hope i can be as cool as you. Is it possible?

  • 01.13.2012 8:38 PM PDT

Weapons of choice: M6G .45 Magnum, .44 Magnum, M16A3/M16A4, duel hidden blades
The creed I live by:
"Nothing is true, everything is permitted."- Altair Ibn La' Ahad

you already are cooler than this joker buddy, without even trying

  • 01.13.2012 8:48 PM PDT

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I have a question...

Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or you?

  • 01.13.2012 9:19 PM PDT

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Another question good sir...


You say you're a bad-ass who plays Reach. Ok, I'll take your word for it. But my question:


How do you play Reach if you haven't played any Halo at all?

*referring to your Bungie profile*

  • 01.13.2012 9:23 PM PDT

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id go with chuck

  • 01.13.2012 9:36 PM PDT

He doesn't have a record of Halo because it's actually his bicepts that play the game, and unfortunately they don't have their own Bungie account.

  • 01.13.2012 9:51 PM PDT

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