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Subject: An Inquiry Regarding Our Beloved Webmaster.

Yes, there're too many numbers in my name.

As you all know, our Webmaster is a character who many describe as a giant man in a gorilla suit with a jetpack and oversized foam cowboy hat. But this question that I propose to you all today, shockingly, has nothing to do with his appearance.

The Webmaster is a heavy drinker, that's for certain. But medically speaking, has he built up a tolerance to the side-affects of alcohol? In laments terms, has he drank so much, that his body had become used to alcohol and all it entails, so much so that there's no difference between sober Webmaster, and drunken Webmaster?

If so, than what does that mean for our community? Would anything change? But you know what, maybe he hasn't built up an immunity. Perhaps he's indestructible in that sort of sense.

Anyway, post your feelings, primarily about how this community would change throughout time if the person managing the stability of the discussions wasn't drunk. 'Cause I'd certainly be worried!

  • 01.14.2012 2:30 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

I don't know of a time the webmaster wasn't drunk...

  • 01.14.2012 2:32 PM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

Let the lame jokes begin...

  • 01.14.2012 2:34 PM PDT

@spawn031

"So much of what we do is ephemeral and quickly forgotten, even by ourselves, so it's gratifying to have something you have done linger in people's memories." John Williams

Who doesn't want a drunk gorilla running a website?

  • 01.14.2012 2:35 PM PDT

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|| Average Joe ||

The Webmaster is a clever one. Though his body has come to tolerate alcohol, he can still become drunk by sipping sparingly from the jar which houses Ling Ling's head. The fermented fluids in that jar have 700% alcohol content. A single sip would kill us mere mortals.

  • 01.14.2012 2:35 PM PDT
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I never heard the part about a jetpack. He probably has a really high tolerance, but you can never tell because he always seems to be in a drinking educed coma.

There really is no such thing as a sober webmaster, I think.

Those last few questions confused me.

I don't think the webmaster does anything. Does he?

  • 01.14.2012 2:35 PM PDT

Yes, there're too many numbers in my name.


Posted by: spawn031
Who doesn't want a drunk gorilla running a website?
The inhabitants of Facebook.

  • 01.14.2012 2:36 PM PDT

Yes, there're too many numbers in my name.


Posted by: Izak609
I don't think the webmaster does anything. Does he?
Why don't you ask him? It seems like a little question he'd love to get back to you on. Unless of course you don't hear back considering he's never doing anything.

  • 01.14.2012 2:39 PM PDT

Yes, there're too many numbers in my name.

Posted by: RigZ Boi
Let the lame jokes begin...


I have prepared myself.

Posted by: Dropship dude
The Webmaster is a clever one. Though his body has come to tolerate alcohol, he can still become drunk by sipping sparingly from the jar which houses Ling Ling's head. The fermented fluids in that jar have 700% alcohol content. A single sip would kill us mere mortals.


Well that wasn't lame at all!

  • 01.14.2012 2:40 PM PDT