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Posted by: Icabacon
Funny we went from intelligent discussion on the covenant's women to elite genitalia. Strange.


i said one thing, hoping we could move on but some just like the topic

  • 05.13.2006 8:50 PM PDT

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Posted by: Icabacon
Funny we went from intelligent discussion on the covenant's women to elite genitalia. Strange.


They FIT IN to the same category.

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Guys stop the flame war. It's pointless. Flaming gets you nowwhere unless you stick your fingers in your ears and shout.

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Posted by: ScAgZ
No offense to anyone but the covenant are similar to the radical islamists in the middle east they are both fueled for war by religion and give thier women no rights

Dude, there's know way you can know that. The female covies have never been explained by Bungie or the novels; we are just speculating here.


As a side note I don't think killing for a misguided belief is anywhere near as bad as killing for personal gain *cough*oil*cough*.

  • 05.13.2006 8:53 PM PDT

Strike with great vengeance

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Posted by: Icabacon
Umm.... No. Don't bring politics or religous steriotypes into this.


Why not? Are you Jewish? Anyway, I agree. Certain factions of the religion of Islam are engaged in a holy war to destroy the "infidels". This is no stereotype, it is a fact, and some of us have relatives fighting in this debacle. Of course we're in it for oil, too. But the story in Halo is that of an alien race in a what they deem a holy war against all humans. Which brings a question. What if the covenant fought in Halo is only a faction of the alien Nation? Which brings me to my next point: don't smoke crack.

[Edit] I agree that the midEast situation can be compared to Halo. By all means bring the politics and religious FACTS into this, plz ppl.

[Edited on 5/13/2006]

  • 05.13.2006 8:55 PM PDT

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Posted by: Icabacon
Funny we went from intelligent discussion on the covenant's women to elite genitalia. Strange.


thats how it is on bungie.net: all conversations eventually bleed into the genitalia of the covenant. ALL conversations

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Posted by: Pastree
Posted by: Icabacon
Umm.... No. Don't bring politics or religous steriotypes into this.


Why not? Are you Jewish? Anyway, I agree. Certain factions of the religion of Islam are engaged in a holy war to destroy the "infidels". This is no stereotype, it is a fact, and some of us have relatives fighting in this debacle. Of course we're in it for oil, too. But the story in Halo is that of an alien race in a what they deem a holy war against all humans. Which brings a question. What if the covenant fought in Halo is only a faction of the alien Nation? Which brings me to my next point: don't smoke crack.


What do you mean why not? It's against the forum rules you dunce.

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Posted by: Alpha Whatever
Posted by: Icabacon
Funny we went from intelligent discussion on the covenant's women to elite genitalia. Strange.


thats how it is on bungie.net: all conversations eventually bleed into the genitalia of the covenant. ALL conversations


That is how it's been since the influx of people after Halo 3 was announced. Yet, I am fine with that.

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Posted by: Pastree
Posted by: Icabacon
Umm.... No. Don't bring politics or religous steriotypes into this.


Why not? Are you Jewish? Anyway, I agree. Certain factions of the religion of Islam are engaged in a holy war to destroy the "infidels". This is no stereotype, it is a fact, and some of us have relatives fighting in this debacle. Of course we're in it for oil, too. But the story in Halo is that of an alien race in a what they deem a holy war against all humans. Which brings a question. What if the covenant fought in Halo is only a faction of the alien Nation? Which brings me to my next point: don't smoke crack.

[Edit] I agree that the midEast situation can be compared to Halo. By all means bring the politics and religious FACTS into this, plz ppl.

I'm sorry but I get so sick of these Middle East/Halo comparisons that are constantly being dragged around despite the fact that the Covenant are much more comparable to the European Crusaders than gorilla fighters. People need to learn their history.

[Edited on 5/13/2006]

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Read the rules people. Don't let this thread get eaten. I was having fun discussing what elite's look like once they take off all that armour.

  • 05.13.2006 9:02 PM PDT
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"You must face the truth squarely and without flinching from duty. Our enemies are mortal no longer. Mercy for such as they is a chimera, self-deception is its only ally. Dedicate this weapon, given unto your hand at the behest of the Emperor, to their destruction. Regard its function as your only duty: you live only to bring cleansing fire."

give it up. the thread is lost, we can only hope to save ourselves

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I tried. I really did. I tried to keep focusing on elite genitalia. But I couldn't. I failed.

  • 05.13.2006 9:07 PM PDT
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"You must face the truth squarely and without flinching from duty. Our enemies are mortal no longer. Mercy for such as they is a chimera, self-deception is its only ally. Dedicate this weapon, given unto your hand at the behest of the Emperor, to their destruction. Regard its function as your only duty: you live only to bring cleansing fire."

you did the best you could, it was too much, even for me. our only hope is to move on

  • 05.13.2006 9:08 PM PDT

Do you feel what I feel, see what I see, hear what I hear?
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Posted by: Icabacon
I tried. I really did. I tried to keep focusing on elite genitalia. But I couldn't. I failed.


im so sorry for your loss

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Its just so sad that immiture little bastards like you are going to be playing the best next gen video game and declining its pride. Act like your age, were discussing a rated M game...that means mature....and you all are acting like idiots, Not Mature gamers.

  • 05.13.2006 9:09 PM PDT

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Posted by: Alpha Whatever
Play the Level "Gravemind" or "High Charity" if you look to the inside of the dome along with the Forerunner ship in the center there are buildings and skyscrapers dotted along the terrain. Those are probably where all the females and children covenants live.

Or maybe the covenant have a homeworld where the civilians live, and High Charity is/was the Covenant main battle station (think the Death Star). So that would explain why you never see any elite -blam!-es


Ahem...

Watch the Last Episode of RVB Season 4... It explains completely how the Elites Reproduce.

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"You must face the truth squarely and without flinching from duty. Our enemies are mortal no longer. Mercy for such as they is a chimera, self-deception is its only ally. Dedicate this weapon, given unto your hand at the behest of the Emperor, to their destruction. Regard its function as your only duty: you live only to bring cleansing fire."

a mature gamer?

what the hell hole did you crall out of?

have fun, be immature, live life

  • 05.13.2006 9:11 PM PDT
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"You must face the truth squarely and without flinching from duty. Our enemies are mortal no longer. Mercy for such as they is a chimera, self-deception is its only ally. Dedicate this weapon, given unto your hand at the behest of the Emperor, to their destruction. Regard its function as your only duty: you live only to bring cleansing fire."

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Posted by: Alpha Whatever
Play the Level "Gravemind" or "High Charity" if you look to the inside of the dome along with the Forerunner ship in the center there are buildings and skyscrapers dotted along the terrain. Those are probably where all the females and children covenants live.

Or maybe the covenant have a homeworld where the civilians live, and High Charity is/was the Covenant main battle station (think the Death Star). So that would explain why you never see any elite -blam!-es


Ahem...

Watch the Last Episode of RVB Season 4... It explains completely how the Elites Reproduce.



HE's NOT PREGNANT!

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I've never seen any male, have you. I mean that big nothingness in the crotch of Elites!?!?!?

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Well thinking that Halo 2 is infested with 2 year olds and Immiture -blam!-es then i would expect a little more from Halo 3 for the first year maybe before its infected with little -blam!- like kids.

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"You must face the truth squarely and without flinching from duty. Our enemies are mortal no longer. Mercy for such as they is a chimera, self-deception is its only ally. Dedicate this weapon, given unto your hand at the behest of the Emperor, to their destruction. Regard its function as your only duty: you live only to bring cleansing fire."

well there is nothing your gunna do about little retards playing. so tough -blam!-, complaining wont do anything

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Posted by: Snipers Syndrome
I've never seen any male, have you. I mean that big nothingness in the crotch of Elites!?!?!?

I don't think they're girls though, otherwise the whole "gravity propulsion drive" thing that their vehicles use wouldn't exist. You know why the ladies like to ride motorcycles and horses right? They like to hit the pothole soes they can feel the *ahem* "rumble".

[Edited on 5/13/2006]

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this is the most funniest topic I have ever read. okay here is why those elites got no crotch because they produce a-blam!-ly. unless they you know they change into females once a month and well you know the rest.

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hmm....i just had an idea...and now its gone...hmmm...wow...I have alzheimers or something for sure...I feel like Dante off of Grandma's Boy..."Do I have a tumor?!"...lol, funny movie...women elites...hm...let me reread this while all laugh at this...need caffine or something...

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OH RIGHT! I remembered. Hunters' bodies are acutally like a colony of worms. So, maybe we've seen some -blam!-age going on while we're playing the game, or maybe not. That'd be kinda weird to know you were having -blam!- while fighting. That'd be Chuck Norris-esque.

  • 05.13.2006 9:50 PM PDT

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