- coolmike699
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- Fabled Heroic Member
We hear a lot from Bungie about the number and quality of snacks that their staff members are fed (presumably to keep then from wanting or being able to get up and leave). But someone has to make or buy these snacks, and no one really wants to bite into one and realize that it's stale, or it's gone bad.
Well, there's where I come in. I'm asking Bungie if they have a need for someone with the ability to make and/or taste snacks. I've got years of experience making delicious snack foods, and even more experience tasting them. If hired, I will ensure that all the other Bungie employees never go hungry (or healthy) again. Your enemies will cower before the deliciousness that I have to offer. Missing out on hiring me would be just as misguided as replacing all the candy in the vending machines with salads. I very much look forward to working with Bungie Studios.