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Subject: Is Bungie looking for a snack maker/ taster?

We hear a lot from Bungie about the number and quality of snacks that their staff members are fed (presumably to keep then from wanting or being able to get up and leave). But someone has to make or buy these snacks, and no one really wants to bite into one and realize that it's stale, or it's gone bad.

Well, there's where I come in. I'm asking Bungie if they have a need for someone with the ability to make and/or taste snacks. I've got years of experience making delicious snack foods, and even more experience tasting them. If hired, I will ensure that all the other Bungie employees never go hungry (or healthy) again. Your enemies will cower before the deliciousness that I have to offer. Missing out on hiring me would be just as misguided as replacing all the candy in the vending machines with salads. I very much look forward to working with Bungie Studios.

  • 01.15.2012 4:32 PM PDT
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That sounds like fun, I want.

  • 01.15.2012 4:33 PM PDT

I would laugh my ass off and give you an e-hug if you got hired as Bungie's chef.

  • 01.15.2012 4:33 PM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

Sit the F down, Mike.

BUNGIE! I MAKE THE BEST FRICKIN' WAFFLES AND PIZZA IN TOWN! AND I PROMISE TO ONLY BEAT UP DEEJ 5X WITHIN A 48 HOUR PERIOD!

  • 01.15.2012 4:34 PM PDT

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Dude a professional taste tester? For Bungie? Sign me up!

  • 01.15.2012 4:36 PM PDT

Posted by: arch4ng13
Dude a professional taste tester? For Bungie? Sign me up!
Sign me up too! They still have some good look'n steak sittin in their fridge on one of their webcams.

  • 01.15.2012 4:42 PM PDT

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Posted by: mark117 mia2553
Posted by: arch4ng13
Dude a professional taste tester? For Bungie? Sign me up!
Sign me up too! They still have some good look'n steak sittin in their fridge on one of their webcams.

Me too.

  • 01.15.2012 4:44 PM PDT

If Bungie likes nachos I make the best ones they will ever eat.

  • 01.15.2012 4:48 PM PDT

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LOL, and next Bungie is going to hire someone to watch the hidey hole in the bathrooms.

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ON second thought, I bet you could get the job.

[Edited on 01.15.2012 4:51 PM PST]

  • 01.15.2012 4:50 PM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

I'd love to be giving jobs out if I was at Bungie...

AWWWWYEAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Wait, wut?

Posted by: spartain ken 15
ON second thought, I bet you could get the job.

  • 01.15.2012 4:53 PM PDT


Posted by: RigZ Boi
Sit the F down, Mike.

BUNGIE! I MAKE THE BEST FRICKIN' WAFFLES AND PIZZA IN TOWN! AND I PROMISE TO ONLY BEAT UP DEEJ 5X WITHIN A 48 HOUR PERIOD!


Clearly, this is a highly competitive position. You'll want someone calm and in control to fill it.

  • 01.15.2012 8:52 PM PDT

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I want to be the taste tester! I eat like everyday and don't stop eating... lol Well, I eat because I work out, and I need them calories. But I also critic what I am eating and talk about it's distinct taste. lol.

  • 01.15.2012 8:58 PM PDT

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Posted by: spartain ken 15
LOL, and next Bungie is going to hire someone to watch the hidey hole in the bathrooms.

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Requirements: You need to be able to produce the creepiest, most unsettling pedo grin possible on command.

[Edited on 01.15.2012 9:21 PM PST]

  • 01.15.2012 9:21 PM PDT

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Posted by: arch4ng13
Dude a professional taste tester? For Bungie? Sign me up!
Seriously. That is a great idea! I totally want to have that job. I might gain weight though...

  • 01.15.2012 9:23 PM PDT

what are vending machines?

  • 01.15.2012 10:23 PM PDT

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Thought about offering to cater Bungie but... my kitchen is across the country. >.O

  • 01.15.2012 10:24 PM PDT


Posted by: ctjl96
I would laugh my ass off and give you an e-hug if you got hired as Bungie's chef.

  • 01.15.2012 10:26 PM PDT


Posted by: Replicant73
what are vending machines?

He lives in a time where buying 4 bags of potato chips from a robot isn't enough.

  • 01.15.2012 10:27 PM PDT

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Posted by: Yoozel
Thought about offering to cater Bungie but... my kitchen is across the country. >.O


Why does your angry face have only one eye?

  • 01.15.2012 10:35 PM PDT


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Posted by: Yoozel
Thought about offering to cater Bungie but... my kitchen is across the country. >.O


Why does your angry face have only one eye?
It's a pirate.

Duhhhh

  • 01.15.2012 10:40 PM PDT

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If I am not posting, then I am reading what you might have posted.

You are already fired, if they are not healthy, they can't make games for us! >.< lol
Posted by: coolmike699
If hired, I will ensure that all the other Bungie employees never go hungry (or healthy) again.

  • 01.15.2012 10:43 PM PDT


Posted by: MetalxTongue
You are already fired, if they are not healthy, they can't make games for us! >.< lol
Posted by: coolmike699
If hired, I will ensure that all the other Bungie employees never go hungry (or healthy) again.


Sure they can. In fact, I think that they will make better games for us, if sitting and making games is all they can do.

  • 01.16.2012 6:11 PM PDT

I can heat up frozen burritos.

  • 01.16.2012 6:13 PM PDT

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just no toast..

  • 01.16.2012 6:14 PM PDT

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