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Subject: Bill Gates joke I heard.
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The Flood is that way ------------------------->

That was funny, though. "Introducing the brand new OS! Windows 666!"

  • 05.13.2006 7:59 PM PDT
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man, the flood is filled with so much junk and has so many visitors, I just don't like it. I was there a few weeks ago, it was all, "what is your cell phone carrier" and stuff like "which looks better?" Plus, the only people who can truely enjoy this joke are you guys.

  • 05.13.2006 9:10 PM PDT
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It is definatly domething new, creative. A good laugh out of that one!

:)

  • 05.13.2006 9:25 PM PDT
Subject: Bill Gates joke I heard.
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Bill Gates dies and goes to hell, and the devil escorts him to his room, which has a computer, a bottle of beer, and a drunk woman. One man tells the devil, "thats not a very good punishment." The devil replies, "yes it is, the girl is his ex-girlfriend, the beer bottle is empty and the computer is running on Win 98 and has 3 keys missing, controll, alt and delete."

My friend told me that today so I thought I might put it on for all you guys cause I hear a lot of complaining about Microsoft.

  • 05.13.2006 7:39 PM PDT
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You dont like the flood?.....*Backs away*..........*Throws a Koala*

  • 05.13.2006 9:59 PM PDT
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LOL, good one

  • 05.13.2006 10:03 PM PDT
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thats funny

  • 05.13.2006 10:17 PM PDT

*I sense a disturbance in the forum*
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After kim saying pc gamers are more mature:
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we r?

knowing gates is that he'd chose the Win 98, I'd chose the girl.

  • 05.13.2006 10:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: ROBO LEADER
man, the flood is filled with so much junk and has so many visitors, I just don't like it. I was there a few weeks ago, it was all, "what is your cell phone carrier" and stuff like "which looks better?" Plus, the only people who can truely enjoy this joke are you guys.
Ouch, he totally insulted the Flood before his topic was moved here...

  • 05.13.2006 10:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: ROBO LEADER
man, the flood is filled with so much junk and has so many visitors, I just don't like it. I was there a few weeks ago, it was all, "what is your cell phone carrier" and stuff like "which looks better?" Plus, the only people who can truely enjoy this joke are you guys.
Ouch, he totally insulted the Flood before his topic was moved here...
I know....we should kill the non believer.....lol j/k........

  • 05.13.2006 10:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: Tommahawk815
I know....we should kill the non believer.....lol j/k........
Oh I had my pitchfork ready and everything...

[Edited on 5/13/2006]

  • 05.13.2006 10:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: ROBO LEADER
man, the flood is filled with so much junk and has so many visitors, I just don't like it. I was there a few weeks ago, it was all, "what is your cell phone carrier" and stuff like "which looks better?" Plus, the only people who can truely enjoy this joke are you guys.


Ahh...geez...the irony of this thread is painfully hilarious. Posted right before being shifted to The Flood itself.

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GAH! MY THREAD WAS MOVED TO THE FLOOD! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Posted by: ROBO LEADER
GAH! MY THREAD WAS MOVED TO THE FLOOD! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
ONE OF US ONE OF US......ONE OF US....ONE OF US.....ONE OF US.....ONE OF US.....ONE OF US.......

  • 05.13.2006 10:40 PM PDT
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Room for one more...

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Posted by: Tommahawk815
Posted by: ROBO LEADER
GAH! MY THREAD WAS MOVED TO THE FLOOD! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
ONE OF US ONE OF US......ONE OF US....ONE OF US.....ONE OF US.....ONE OF US.....ONE OF US.......
Lol...now his poor soul is tied to The Flood. Muhahahahahaha!

  • 05.13.2006 10:43 PM PDT
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I just knew that someone would start the whole "one of us" thing. I stand by my previous statement, The Flood has not improved.

Fastmatt, why would you choose the girl? its his drunk ex-girlfriend!!

OH GOD I GOT A ONE OF US PM!!!
YOU ARE NOW A PART OF THE FLOOD...................
P.S what do you have against the flood anyways....just curious......I have nothing against you I just want to hear your reasoning....


[Edited on 5/13/2006]

  • 05.13.2006 10:45 PM PDT

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Posted by: DeathBySMGs
Posted by: Tommahawk815
Posted by: ROBO LEADER
GAH! MY THREAD WAS MOVED TO THE FLOOD! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
ONE OF US ONE OF US......ONE OF US....ONE OF US.....ONE OF US.....ONE OF US.....ONE OF US.......
Lol...now his poor soul is tied to The Flood. Muhahahahahaha!


Everyones is.

P.S. I call his brain.

  • 05.13.2006 11:01 PM PDT
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*puts on ceramonial goat head*

  • 05.13.2006 11:08 PM PDT
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FAST ROBO GET BACK TO THE MAW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! I'LL HOLD EM OFF!

*pulls out leaf blower*

  • 05.14.2006 12:01 AM PDT
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Too late we killed him.

  • 05.14.2006 12:02 AM PDT
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NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....Can I have his skull?

  • 05.14.2006 12:12 AM PDT
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We are the Flood. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

-TGP-

  • 05.14.2006 12:15 AM PDT
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ಠ_ಠ

*Head asplodes*

How did that go?

  • 05.14.2006 12:18 AM PDT
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Posted by: Great_Pretender
We are the Flood. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

-TGP-


This is the Flood you should be using the 'Resistance is useless', quote instead of a television show which requires some thoughts. The answer is 42.

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