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Subject: Bill Gates joke I heard.

"Fire at will boys!"
"Who the heck is Will, sarge?"

Typo a day keeps the doctor away.

Posted by: ROBO LEADER
Bill Gates dies and goes to hell, and the devil escorts him to his room, which has a computer, a bottle of beer, and a drunk woman. One man tells the devil, "thats not a very good punishment." The devil replies, "yes it is, the girl is his ex-girlfriend, the beer bottle is empty and the computer is running on Win 98 and has 3 keys missing, controll, alt and delete."

My friend told me that today so I thought I might put it on for all you guys cause I hear a lot of complaining about Microsoft.


I have another Bill Gates joke:
On the first night of their honeymoon, Bill's wife found out why the company is called Microsoft.

  • 05.14.2006 4:03 AM PDT
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Posted by: mr poopoo232
its like a large force of win going through fusion, thus creating a chain reaction of a huge asplosion of win destroying any fail within its awesomeness.

Posted by: Great_Pretender
We are the Flood. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

-TGP-


LOL!

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Posted by: ROBO LEADER
man, the flood is filled with so much junk and has so many visitors, I just don't like it. I was there a few weeks ago, it was all, "what is your cell phone carrier" and stuff like "which looks better?" Plus, the only people who can truely enjoy this joke are you guys.


That hurt's....That hurt's a lot.....


Posted by: Great_Pretender
We are the Flood. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

-TGP-


Awesome, we have a Mod on our side! You mine as well give up now!

*Maneuver's Battle Cruiser into position*

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Posted by: ROBO LEADER
man, the flood is filled with so much junk and has so many visitors, I just don't like it. I was there a few weeks ago, it was all, "what is your cell phone carrier" and stuff like "which looks better?" Plus, the only people who can truely enjoy this joke are you guys.

That's no excuse to break the rules...

And we're not all bad.

[Edited on 5/14/2006]

  • 05.14.2006 7:28 AM PDT
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Agreed. I still have my common sense and I am still sane....for now anyways.

  • 05.14.2006 7:54 AM PDT
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Hahaha!

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Posted by: The SyNnergy
*Head asplodes*

How did that go?

asplodes OMG

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Posted by: Great_Pretender
We are the Flood. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

-TGP-


I thought there were no forum battles......

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Note: ROBO has escaped to the Maw.

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Hey look, he returned! I knew he couldn't resist coming back!

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Putting the "pro" in procrastination since birth.

Pin him down! Get the bananas!

  • 05.14.2006 9:09 AM PDT

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<3

We shall rebuild him. Faster. Stronger. Retarded...er.

Lets get busy... We have much work to do.

*grabs cookie doh*

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*grabs egg omlette*

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You've got to think crazy, of course, because you only get innovation by refining insanity. - Jason Jones

i think it would be funnier if it were running an osx

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Bill gate dies and goes to hell. The devil tells him to pick which punishment he wanted.
One punishment was getting poked with a stick forever. another was getting flicked in the ear.In the last room he saw Pam Anderson giving a guy a BJ. Gates said," I'll Have that one" pointing towards the last room.The Devil then says," OK Pam, you've been replaced.

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LOL! ROBO LEADER, you had it coming when you posted this thread. You deserved it. You should have seen it coming. :P

That "One of Us" mantra is also the the Maw's chant for the initiative for whenever someone joins the Maw.

Pin him down! Get the bananas!
We shall rebuild him. Faster. Stronger. Retarded...er.

Lets get busy... We have much work to do.

*grabs cookie doh*

I will now violently convulse in kidney-damaging laughter. ROFLMAO! "Get the bananas!"? WTF!? That just made my day, LOL!

[Edited on 5/15/2006]

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