- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
He would do some totally sick-ass Ninja move. Like, ride the rock down, and backflip off it, spin, and throw shuriken down at the Covenant on the ground, while somehow using inherent Bungie-Ninja skillz to land on a rock above him, and continue up. And then he'd walk on the walls by using his Ninja skillz to manipulate the Matrix, while dual-wielding assault rifles (somehow) and killing Grunts. As he lands on the ground (cause he wall-walked down), the Master Chief would throw one gun and break an Elite's face open, and do a fast-ball frag grenade into a Hunter's head, bouncing the grenade stright up. As all the Covenant watched, the Master Chief would do some more Ninja-ery and pull out a ninja blade (I forget it's Japanese name. It's the katana-like sword, but the blade is straight) and would pull off like...a five billion-hit combo and wipe out the mass of Covenants, cleaning his blade on the corpse of a Jackal. Sheathing his sword, the Master Chief would flick his cloak/scarf back around his neck and walk on into the distance, on wards to the Ark.
All the while dodging fire from Banshees and capital ships. Because he's a Ninja like that.
-- Griffinhart