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Ninjas are not chosen. They're grown, like plants. Or batteries in The Matrix.
Think of a Chia Pet (I honestly doubt many of you know what a Chia Pet is). Now throw in some fire, a shot of Wild Turkey, some not lumpy pudding, and the vile blood of the great Malbolgia of the Land of Unending Torment, and you've got you're own little potted ninja. With some care, some "hydration", and some goat urine, you have something worthy of adding to HFCS.
As is the only acceptable custom when dealing with Chia Pets, you then need to name it, and smash it with a sledgehammer. Then you do it all over again. It really got going when mom joined in! Fun for the whole family!