- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
By gum Spartakus! You might be on to something! We might not even have to sacrafice so many for the initial meat-shield! What if we take over the Starbucks by force, Garrison it while holding the poor teenage employees hostage, fuel ourselves, and eventualy Bungie will run out of resources (and coffee). It'l be an old fashion Roman siege! After they run out of the coffee, Mountain Dew, and Redbull they ahve on sight, they will have no choice but to stay inside, low on energy after the third week we could storm them, and in their lethargy they will be too drowsy to aim their Magnums and MA5Bs to react! We could tie them up, be free to romp around the studio as we feel fit, then give them rations of a cup of coffee and a donut a day. They will reveal all our secrets! The only thing we have to be weary of is the Ninjas...they won't be so foolish as to fall into their trap, I'm sure they can store coffee in their humps for months...