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Subject: My 'Fabled Member' Conspiracy Theory

So some of you have an 'honorable member' conspiracy, I have a 'Fabled Member' conspiracy I'd like to share. I believe the fabled community of this community are agents of Microsoft, here to instill sheepish thoughts in the community and corrupt them into mindless fanboyism - ridiculing anyone who has thoughts of their own, aside from the growing hive-mind that is the flood.

  • 01.18.2012 2:24 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

There is no conspiracy, this is silly.

  • 01.18.2012 2:24 PM PDT

Lots of new threads today. Lovin' it.

Anyway, I don't really think so. I like to believe that Fabled Members are just chickens with access to the Internet.

  • 01.18.2012 2:25 PM PDT

Posted by: ctjl96
Anyway, I don't really think so. I like to believe that Fabled Members are just chickens with access to the Internet.
Bawk.

  • 01.18.2012 2:25 PM PDT
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What? Got something against Yetis?


Posted by: ctjl96
Lots of new threads today. Lovin' it.

Anyway, I don't really think so. I like to believe that Fabled Members are just chickens with access to the Internet.

False. They're ostriches.

  • 01.18.2012 2:25 PM PDT

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.

Who told you?!

  • 01.18.2012 2:27 PM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything


Posted by: burritosenior
Posted by: ctjl96
Anyway, I don't really think so. I like to believe that Fabled Members are just chickens with access to the Internet.
Bawk.
Alright, we have our proof. Guess what's for dinner?

  • 01.18.2012 2:27 PM PDT

Posted by: The Yeti

Posted by: ctjl96
Lots of new threads today. Lovin' it.

Anyway, I don't really think so. I like to believe that Fabled Members are just chickens with access to the Internet.

False. They're ostriches.

That would be the Nobles.

  • 01.18.2012 2:27 PM PDT

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.


Posted by: ctjl96
Posted by: The Yeti

Posted by: ctjl96
Lots of new threads today. Lovin' it.

Anyway, I don't really think so. I like to believe that Fabled Members are just chickens with access to the Internet.

False. They're ostriches.

That would be the Nobles.
Regular members are eggs then.

  • 01.18.2012 2:28 PM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything


Posted by: Sergeant Kyuun

Posted by: ctjl96
Posted by: The Yeti

Posted by: ctjl96
Lots of new threads today. Lovin' it.

Anyway, I don't really think so. I like to believe that Fabled Members are just chickens with access to the Internet.

False. They're ostriches.

That would be the Nobles.
Regular members are eggs then.
The problem with this, of course, is that it solves the ultimate question of what came first, the chicken or the egg.

  • 01.18.2012 2:29 PM PDT

Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own council will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless.” -Yoda

And Mythics are ant eaters. You wanna know who the ants are?? Regular Members. But to add on the thread, that is no way. Bungie does not like Microsoft. Btw, can someone link me to the "Honarable member conspiracy" thread?

[Edited on 01.18.2012 2:31 PM PST]

  • 01.18.2012 2:29 PM PDT


Posted by: Kickimanjaro

Posted by: Sergeant Kyuun

Posted by: ctjl96
Posted by: The Yeti

Posted by: ctjl96
Lots of new threads today. Lovin' it.

Anyway, I don't really think so. I like to believe that Fabled Members are just chickens with access to the Internet.

False. They're ostriches.

That would be the Nobles.
Regular members are eggs then.
The problem with this, of course, is that it solves the ultimate question of what came first, the chicken or the egg.

And now we finally know that it was indeed the egg.

Also, yes. I am an egg. This is actually a rather interesting philosophy that can be applied to this site with surprising (although funny) accuracy.

  • 01.18.2012 2:30 PM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything


Posted by: Bru98usa
And Mythics are ant eaters. You wanna know who the ants are?? Regular Members
Mythics are quite nosey.

(Yes, I am going to go kill myself now.)

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Posted by: Kickimanjaro

Posted by: Sergeant Kyuun

Posted by: ctjl96
Posted by: The Yeti

Posted by: ctjl96
Lots of new threads today. Lovin' it.

Anyway, I don't really think so. I like to believe that Fabled Members are just chickens with access to the Internet.

False. They're ostriches.

That would be the Nobles.
Regular members are eggs then.
The problem with this, of course, is that it solves the ultimate question of what came first, the chicken or the egg.

Now what're we going to do?

[Edited on 01.18.2012 2:32 PM PST]

  • 01.18.2012 2:31 PM PDT

Who the hell do you think I am?

Oh no, our secret is out!

  • 01.18.2012 2:31 PM PDT

Its good to see so many likeminded individuals in one area, this is grand.

  • 01.18.2012 2:34 PM PDT

I don't get it.

  • 01.18.2012 2:38 PM PDT
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Deva Path


Posted by: DecepticonCobra

We are all going to get banned aren't we?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

  • 01.18.2012 2:39 PM PDT

Vengeance only leads to an ongoing cycle of hatred.


Posted by: Sergeant Kyuun
Who told you?!

They're on to us! Quick ABORT! ABORT!

  • 01.18.2012 2:40 PM PDT

Quick boys, kill off everyone who has posted in this thread who isn't one of us!

  • 01.18.2012 2:42 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!


Posted by: Sergeant Kyuun
Who told you?!

  • 01.18.2012 2:43 PM PDT

XBL: l Sonic l
PSN: Sonic_343

Bungie is lying I tell you!

  • 01.18.2012 2:44 PM PDT
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Do not waste your tears, I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men.

Posted by: goldhawk
We should know better, because we are better.

What about Exalted Members?

  • 01.18.2012 2:50 PM PDT
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What? Got something against Yetis?


Posted by: Xd00999
What about Exalted Members?

They're cats.

  • 01.18.2012 2:54 PM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything


Posted by: The Yeti

Posted by: Xd00999
What about Exalted Members?

They're cats.
I don't think it works that way, they don't have nine lives.

  • 01.18.2012 2:57 PM PDT

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