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Subject: My 'Fabled Member' Conspiracy Theory

"Koolen, I lift skinny b*****s like you."
~Wise words of Shaka, part I.

Joined Sapphire: 11/19/2011 (Record Keeping)

Why would Microsoft use Ken to implant messages though? We all ignore him. XD

  • 01.23.2012 3:55 AM PDT
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Real account.

Join me as we make new friends from different communities!

If you assign every letter of the alphabet a number, a is 1, b is 2, etc., and you take all of the values of the word "MATH", and add them, you get 42. So math is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Fabled members are inferior to the Honorable members.

  • 01.23.2012 4:02 AM PDT

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.

As you waste your breath complaining about life, Someone out there is breathing their last. Appreciate what you have.

If you stand for nothing, you will fall for anything.


Posted by: Kickimanjaro

Posted by: burritosenior
Posted by: ctjl96
Anyway, I don't really think so. I like to believe that Fabled Members are just chickens with access to the Internet.
Bawk.
Alright, we have our proof. Guess what's for dinner?
Chicken burritos!

  • 01.23.2012 5:01 AM PDT

Current members of the Gnome Empire:
Fridge Gnome
Freezer Gnome
Blender Gnome
Oven Gnome
Da Chrome Gnome
Zomb1e Gnome

You will like the kinect

*waves hand*

  • 01.23.2012 5:03 AM PDT

I'm THE one and only Big, Angry Worm. Tapeworm...?

Exalted member conspiracy: People who go to the forums because they like a game and want to talk about it, but than lose interest because people act all whiney. They than become exalted and only visit the website for news on a potential new game.

  • 01.23.2012 5:12 AM PDT

Wait, what are Heroics?

  • 01.23.2012 5:12 AM PDT


Posted by: SPRTN One One 7
Wait, what are Heroics?


I would assume they are like halo. they kick ass and chew bubble gum like him.

  • 01.23.2012 7:36 AM PDT

I would just like to address this preemptively and say the us Veteran Members are in no way related to the illuminati.

  • 01.23.2012 10:37 AM PDT

Posted by: Changsta inc
Racism isn't wrong if it's funny.

Or you guys could just behave and your ranks would increase.

  • 01.23.2012 12:07 PM PDT

I want her...

Looks like someone's stopped drinking the kool-aid

  • 01.23.2012 12:14 PM PDT

Lurking like a baws. Totally. It's like totally important if I post because I barely post.

...

WHO EVEN LOOKS AT SIGNATURES ON BUNGIE.NET ANYWAY???


Posted by: The Yeti

Posted by: ctjl96
Lots of new threads today. Lovin' it.

Anyway, I don't really think so. I like to believe that Fabled Members are just chickens with access to the Internet.

False. They're ostriches.


Nope, they're Moas.

  • 01.23.2012 12:26 PM PDT

Remember Elk

I wouldn't know, I took my ''promotion'' 3 weeks ago as an indicator that I was here too much.




Ofc that was after a week with 850posts...


  • 01.23.2012 1:05 PM PDT

Spread the love...

Agreed.

  • 01.23.2012 1:43 PM PDT

Cammalamm is the best.

External Links-
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>My Twitter account


Posted by: spartain ken 15
There is no conspiracy, this is silly.


silly is my middle name

  • 01.23.2012 1:45 PM PDT

Key


Posted by: zoobkillerninja

Posted by: spartain ken 15
There is no conspiracy, this is silly.


silly is my middle name
I thought it was killer....

  • 01.23.2012 1:51 PM PDT

Cammalamm is the best.

External Links-
>My Photobucket page
>My Twitter account


Posted by: CrazzySnipe55

Posted by: zoobkillerninja

Posted by: spartain ken 15
There is no conspiracy, this is silly.


silly is my middle name
I thought it was killer....


you got me crazzy

  • 01.23.2012 2:07 PM PDT
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Be nice to noobs..Remember even MLG players were noobs at one point.

This whole thing is a conspiracy to get us to turn against one another out of paranoid rage so that Bungie can replace us with a group of mindless drones that support their every decision...I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE


*Commits Suicide*

  • 01.23.2012 2:43 PM PDT

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Posted by: burritosenior
Posted by: ctjl96
Anyway, I don't really think so. I like to believe that Fabled Members are just chickens with access to the Internet.
Bawk.

Owned from the source!

  • 01.23.2012 3:51 PM PDT

I ♥ Bungie!

I agree with OP.

  • 01.23.2012 3:55 PM PDT
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“Strange,” mused the Director, as they turned away, “strange to think that even in Our Ford’s day most games were played without more apparatus than a ball or two and a few sticks and perhaps a bit of netting. imagine the folly of allowing people to play elaborate games which do nothing whatever to increase consumption.”

The Black Chapter!

Fabled members working for Microsoft?
Ridiculous.

I could never work for Microsoft, I spend too much time enjoying playing on my Microsoft Xbox 360 4GB with Kinect to do that.
Tell you what though - add me on the most popular console gaming network in the world, Xbox Live and we can discuss this in person. Maybe I've misunderstood your point, but I'll understand every word you say, because I have the Microsoft Lifechat ZX-6000 Headset, which gives me unprecedented sound quality, for a fantastic low price!

  • 01.23.2012 4:01 PM PDT

Oly Oly Oxen Free


Posted by: Telec
Fabled members working for Microsoft?
Ridiculous.

I could never work for Microsoft, I spend too much time enjoying playing on my Microsoft Xbox 360 4GB with Kinect to do that.
Tell you what though - add me on the most popular console gaming network in the world, Xbox Live and we can discuss this in person. Maybe I've misunderstood your point, but I'll understand every word you say, because I have the Microsoft Lifechat ZX-6000 Headset, which gives me unprecedented sound quality, for a fantastic low price!


Spy.

Definitely a spy.

  • 01.23.2012 4:57 PM PDT

Looks like you found out our secret.

*Returns to secret xbox.com Fabled Member forums and clicks failsafe button*

  • 01.23.2012 9:00 PM PDT
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You are absolutely nuts

  • 01.23.2012 9:30 PM PDT
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I came for Halo, but I heard the Tru7h, fought thru Carnage, and stayed for Bungie.

No one cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.--Teddy Roosevelt


Posted by: halo3f3ak

Posted by: CoRaMo

Posted by: The Yeti

Posted by: Xd00999
What about Exalted Members?

They're cats.


Be quiet meow



Quickly we must let Chairman Meow know that we have been exposed!


His name is Chairman Meowz. You forgot the z. Never forget the z! You know how he gets when people don't address him properly.

  • 01.23.2012 9:31 PM PDT

Loose talk is noose talk.

Obviously.

What gave us away?

  • 01.23.2012 9:34 PM PDT

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