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Subject: Teach Me How to MLG

Herp derp.

I want to get better at Reach, specifically MLG, though any help would be appreciated. Anyone want to take me under their wing?

[Edited on 01.19.2012 7:14 PM PST]

  • 01.19.2012 6:54 PM PDT

Just shoot -blam!-, don't go in a straight line.

  • 01.19.2012 6:55 PM PDT

Name's John. I'm a 21-year-old firefighter/EMT from lolhio who doubles as a die-hard Halo fan. I've been enjoying the franchise since 2001. My favorite iteration of Halo would have to be Halo 2 simply because I never got to experience the joy of a full-on Halo: CE LAN.


If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

Oh yeah, and boot Zome.

I would, but I'm not good myself.

  • 01.19.2012 6:57 PM PDT

Posted by: Darkside Eric
So basically... Waypoint is pro-vanilla?

Posted by: Sentox6
Waypoint isn't pro-anything so much as they're just anti-intelligence.


Posted by: The Ruckus 2010
I would, but I'm not good myself.

  • 01.19.2012 6:59 PM PDT

Posted by: nicksta14
Posted by: The Ruckus 2010
I would, but I'm not good myself.

  • 01.19.2012 7:01 PM PDT

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Life is a journey, if you spend all of it with your nose in your map, you may miss some of the best parts.


Posted by: boomdeyadah
Posted by: nicksta14
Posted by: The Ruckus 2010
I would, but I'm not good myself.

  • 01.19.2012 7:02 PM PDT

The Song Of Nephilim

Xenoblade <3

I am not good at MLG.

  • 01.19.2012 7:02 PM PDT

Posted by: Darkside Eric
So basically... Waypoint is pro-vanilla?

Posted by: Sentox6
Waypoint isn't pro-anything so much as they're just anti-intelligence.


Posted by: Nephilim713
I am not good at MLG.

  • 01.19.2012 7:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: Achronos
It isn't our shiznit anymore.

1) Go to MLG tournament event
2) Get free Doritos and Dr. Peppers
3) Hit on hot women giving you free Doritos and Dr. Pepper
4) Get rejected by same women
5) Walk around booths, watching gameplay
6) Talk to random stranger about MLG, realize later he was a Pro
7) Play exclusive demos of games that haven't been released yet
8) Watch Starcraft gameplay, try to get closer to screen but get shoved out by people who look like they've been waiting in their spot for days.
9) Watch Halo tournament finals, realize you have no idea what the hell is going on
10) Try to hit on different women giving out free t-shirts
11) Get rejected (again), but get free t-shirts
12) Pick up shreds of dignity when tournament is over
13) Write down everything you have learned today about Halo gameplay

And that is how I became a pro.

[Edited on 01.19.2012 7:08 PM PST]

  • 01.19.2012 7:07 PM PDT


Posted by: P3P5I
1) Go to MLG tournament event
2) Get free Doritos and Dr. Peppers
3) Hit on hot women giving you free Doritos and Dr. Pepper
4) Get rejected by same women
5) Walk around booths, watching gameplay
6) Talk to random stranger about MLG, realize later he was a Pro
7) Play exclusive demos of games that haven't been released yet
8) Watch Starcraft gameplay, try to get closer to screen but get shoved out by people who look like they've been waiting in their spot for days.
9) Watch Halo tournament finals, realize you have no idea what the hell is going on
10) Try to hit on different women giving out free t-shirts
11) Get rejected (again), but get free t-shirts
12) Pick up shreds of dignity when tournament is over
13) Write down everything you have learned today about Halo gameplay
I am going to do this in the future.

  • 01.19.2012 7:08 PM PDT

Herp derp.

The helpfulness of this thread is 10/10.

  • 01.19.2012 7:11 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.

1. Steal an MLG pro's indentity.
2. You are now an MLG pro.

  • 01.19.2012 7:11 PM PDT

Herp derp.


Posted by: ElementalRunner
1. Steal an MLG pro's indentity.
2. You are now an MLG pro.

But then their pro status would be soiled.

  • 01.19.2012 7:16 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.

Hmm my plan may be foiled...

  • 01.19.2012 7:16 PM PDT

I like to play Reach for fun. I hate MLG, campers, armor lock, and team killers because they ruin that fun. Deal with it.

Hyperventilate.

  • 01.19.2012 7:17 PM PDT

Herp derp.


Posted by: ElementalRunner
Hmm my plan may be foiled...

Now ya gonna get boiled.
c wut i did thar?

  • 01.19.2012 7:18 PM PDT

Please don't hype for games...
They'll just fall short of your expectations and you'll complain for months.


Posted by: ODSTworrior94
Hyperventilate.

+1

OT:
Posted by: The Ruckus 2010
I would, but I'm not good myself.

  • 01.19.2012 7:20 PM PDT

Herp derp.

Y u people do dis.

  • 01.19.2012 7:21 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.


Posted by: Gyarados121996

Posted by: ElementalRunner
Hmm my plan may be foiled...

Now ya gonna get boiled.
c wut i did thar?

Your lovely rhymes have twisted my very heart into an aching coil.

  • 01.19.2012 7:22 PM PDT

Herp derp.


Posted by: ElementalRunner

Posted by: Gyarados121996

Posted by: ElementalRunner
Hmm my plan may be foiled...

Now ya gonna get boiled.
c wut i did thar?

Your lovely rhymes have twisted my very heart into an aching coil.

You just caused me to toil over my ambitions.

  • 01.19.2012 7:23 PM PDT

He who cannot command himself should obey. And many can command themselves, but much is still lacking before they can obey themselves.
--Thus Spoke Zarathustra

Practice. Get good connection. Win.

  • 01.19.2012 7:24 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.


Posted by: Gyarados121996

Posted by: ElementalRunner

Posted by: Gyarados121996

Posted by: ElementalRunner
Hmm my plan may be foiled...

Now ya gonna get boiled.
c wut i did thar?

Your lovely rhymes have twisted my very heart into an aching coil.

You just caused me to toil over my ambitions.

I want your ambitions to slather me like oil.

  • 01.19.2012 7:25 PM PDT

Herp derp.

And we have run out of dem hot rhymes.

  • 01.19.2012 7:27 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

Swing your arms from side to side while sliding your feet in the opposite direction.

...Or just play it, it's just another playlist.

  • 01.19.2012 7:28 PM PDT
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"In Halo 3 not all 50's were good players, but all good players were 50's."

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Posted by: The Ruckus 2010
I would, but I'm not good myself.

This.

  • 01.19.2012 7:34 PM PDT

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