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Subject: What exactly does urk do?
  • gamertag: BC1096
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BC1096
One does not choose a destiny, his destiny is bestowed, shaped and formed, from the soul.

Is he in charge of b.net or does he do something else, I love urk I've just never known what he actually did

  • 01.20.2012 8:09 PM PDT

My Best Bungie moment: finally beating all the Halo games on solo legendary.
My Worst Bungie moment: not seeing giant stuffie grunts in the Bungie store.

Whatever he feels like.

  • 01.20.2012 8:13 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

He is mostly Urk-some to the webmaster.

  • 01.20.2012 8:14 PM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Do?

Is he supposed to do something? If so, maybe Bungie could get a refund.

  • 01.20.2012 8:16 PM PDT
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BC1096
One does not choose a destiny, his destiny is bestowed, shaped and formed, from the soul.


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Do?

Is he supposed to do something? If so, maybe Bungie could get a refund.


I think he just floats around just living life to the fullest doing different things

  • 01.20.2012 8:22 PM PDT

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth, you'd get a lot of free games.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

Hide in the hidey-hole in the bathroom.

  • 01.20.2012 8:22 PM PDT

There comes a time in every mans life... and that time is not now.

Correct me if i'm wrong, but i'm pretty sure he's the moral support. I think he spends his working hours making up cheers and performing them for the rest of the Bungie employees.

[Edited on 01.20.2012 8:24 PM PST]

  • 01.20.2012 8:23 PM PDT

He eats bagels.

  • 01.20.2012 8:23 PM PDT

I'm a Halo turkey GOML GOML GOML

Urk does everything, he IS Bungie, he is the all-knowing being....

  • 01.20.2012 8:25 PM PDT

The NEIGHBOR of God.

Follow me on Twitter: @Godzneighbor

Xbox Ambassador: Feel free to ask any questions you might have about a Xbox issue in a PM to me. I may be able to help!

He's a "Community Guy" he posts blogs on the front page and interacts with the Bungie Community.

  • 01.20.2012 8:25 PM PDT

[In Trance we Trust]
[Member Since: 03.25.2008]
[I am the Forum Psychologist]
[This is what I look like.]
Electronic Based Group. Join if you love Electronic Music and all of its subgenres.
[I listen to Trance, Hardstyle, Dubstep, Techno, and everything else Electronic]

I thought that was Achronos.


Posted by: Tymely
Urk does everything, he IS Bungie, he is the all-knowing being....

  • 01.20.2012 8:26 PM PDT

But what does he do the rest of the week?
Posted by: Hylebos
He eats bagels.

  • 01.20.2012 8:28 PM PDT

Posted by: Canadian Bac0nz
But what does he do the rest of the week?
Posted by: Hylebos
He eats bagels.

He eats bagels.

  • 01.20.2012 8:30 PM PDT

"No, Hoobla. No."
~DeeJ

he lUrks...

  • 01.20.2012 8:31 PM PDT

Didact's Reprisal -
Now is the time of our unworlding
One final effort is all that remains
And I am not afraid
We shall fulfill our promise
We fight for the grace of the Mantle
And this time none of you will be left behind

You really are misunderstanding the amount of bagel-eating, and how long Urk savors every bite. I've heard rumors of legendary crumb-scouring. Some say Bungie simply leaves no crumbs. The answer is unknown to me; perhaps it is unknown to all. But despite all the bagels that enter the doors of Bungie studios, you will find none of their crumbs past the barrier known as Jerome.
Posted by: Canadian Bac0nz
But what does he do the rest of the week?
Posted by: Hylebos
He eats bagels.


[Edited on 01.20.2012 8:35 PM PST]

  • 01.20.2012 8:33 PM PDT

He sleeps on the couch and eats all the food.

  • 01.20.2012 8:36 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Posts on Neogaf?

That's probably a job in and of itself.

[Edited on 01.20.2012 8:41 PM PST]

  • 01.20.2012 8:40 PM PDT
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BC1096
One does not choose a destiny, his destiny is bestowed, shaped and formed, from the soul.


Posted by: evilcam
Posts on Neogaf?

That's probably a job in and of itself.


What is Neogaf?

  • 01.20.2012 8:43 PM PDT

"I will show you how a true Prussian officer fights!"

"And i will show you where the iron crosses grow..."

- "Cross of Iron"

Everything

  • 01.20.2012 8:43 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: evilcam
Posts on Neogaf?

That's probably a job in and of itself.


One does not simply....

Post on Neogaf...

  • 01.20.2012 8:47 PM PDT

|Best group|FileShare|Bungie.me Profile|Do it!|Click here!

If I am not posting, then I am reading what you might have posted.

Scans his ass and posts them scans on the forums subliminally.

:D

  • 01.20.2012 8:53 PM PDT
  • gamertag: BC1096
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BC1096
One does not choose a destiny, his destiny is bestowed, shaped and formed, from the soul.


Posted by: MetalxTongue
Scans his ass and posts them scans on the forums subliminally.

:D


That takes skill, luck, and magic to achieve

  • 01.20.2012 8:59 PM PDT

Bip Bap Bam in the brainpan!

Posted by: BC1096

Posted by: MetalxTongue
Scans his ass and posts them scans on the forums subliminally.

:D


That takes skill, luck, and magic to achieve


...and a great looking butt.

  • 01.20.2012 9:14 PM PDT

I spend too much time here.. too much time indeed.

I tweet?

Posted by: evilcam
Posts on Neogaf?

That's probably a job in and of itself.

That reminds me, I haven't check Neogaf in a while, I might be missing out on the latest Bungie news.

  • 01.20.2012 9:15 PM PDT
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BC1096
One does not choose a destiny, his destiny is bestowed, shaped and formed, from the soul.

So no one has any idea

  • 01.21.2012 4:32 PM PDT

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