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"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

An HFCS would be far more appealing. Older guys. Manly beards. Banhammers.

It would totally sell.

  • 01.22.2012 8:01 PM PDT

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Posted by: vanert
Posted by: T1B3R7uMB0YXVI
Posted by: vanert
Posted by: T1B3R7uMB0YXVI
Girls girls girls, plenty of rooms to be in the shots :P It's more appealing if we're together in some car wash, now isn't it?
Time to wear the bikini. :P

You're wearing the bikini?

What's wrong with that? :P It's not like we're going to wear a speedo, aren't we?

If Bungie starts selling Bungie brand speedos, then sure.

Dibs on the Bungie leopard print banana hammock.

  • 01.22.2012 8:02 PM PDT

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Posted by: Duardo
An HFCS would be far more appealing. Older guys. Manly beards. Banhammers.

It would totally sell.
Totally! Ninjas and mythix! Now that's hawt right there.
I wonder if we can pose a picture of ninja about to swing a ban hammer on vanert :P That would sell millions of copies!

  • 01.22.2012 8:03 PM PDT

This is a bad thread.


But i would enjoy a Qbix69 calendar.


But this thread still belongs in the Flood...

  • 01.22.2012 8:03 PM PDT
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vanert says: Apparently he went to college with Stosh.
Killane says:
Stosh went to college?
Posted by: stosh
I'm a college dropout.

Posted by: T1B3R7uMB0YXVI
Posted by: Duardo
An HFCS would be far more appealing. Older guys. Manly beards. Banhammers.

It would totally sell.
Totally! Ninjas and mythix! Now that's hawt right there.
I wonder if we can pose a picture of ninja about to swing a ban hammer on vanert :P That would sell millions of copies!

A swimsuit calendar with me getting pounded?


:|

  • 01.22.2012 8:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: Duardo
An HFCS would be far more appealing. Older guys. Manly beards. Banhammers.

It would totally sell.


High-Fructose Corn Syrup?

edit: nevermind, it's a secret.

[Edited on 01.22.2012 8:08 PM PST]

  • 01.22.2012 8:04 PM PDT

',:|


Posted by: vanert
Posted by: T1B3R7uMB0YXVI
Posted by: Duardo
An HFCS would be far more appealing. Older guys. Manly beards. Banhammers.

It would totally sell.
Totally! Ninjas and mythix! Now that's hawt right there.
I wonder if we can pose a picture of ninja about to swing a ban hammer on vanert :P That would sell millions of copies!

A swimsuit calendar with me getting pounded?


:|
About to be pounded.
We can have you on all fours with Duardo standing over you mid golf-swing of the banhammer.




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Posted by: vanert
Posted by: T1B3R7uMB0YXVI
Posted by: vanert
Posted by: T1B3R7uMB0YXVI
Girls girls girls, plenty of rooms to be in the shots :P It's more appealing if we're together in some car wash, now isn't it?
Time to wear the bikini. :P

You're wearing the bikini?

What's wrong with that? :P It's not like we're going to wear a speedo, aren't we?

If Bungie starts selling Bungie brand speedos, then sure.

Dibs on the Bungie leopard print banana hammock.
As it turns out, the Step 7 Slingshot is actually a swimsuit design a la Borat.




[Edited on 01.22.2012 8:07 PM PST]

  • 01.22.2012 8:06 PM PDT
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vanert says: Apparently he went to college with Stosh.
Killane says:
Stosh went to college?
Posted by: stosh
I'm a college dropout.

Posted by: xLAS3RP01NT3Rx
Posted by: vanert
Posted by: T1B3R7uMB0YXVI
Posted by: vanert
Posted by: T1B3R7uMB0YXVI
Girls girls girls, plenty of rooms to be in the shots :P It's more appealing if we're together in some car wash, now isn't it?
Time to wear the bikini. :P[/quote]
You're wearing the bikini?

What's wrong with that? :P It's not like we're going to wear a speedo, aren't we?

If Bungie starts selling Bungie brand speedos, then sure.

Dibs on the Bungie leopard print banana hammock.
As it turns out, the Step 7 Slingshot is actually a swimsuit design a la Borat.

Ok, that's pretty funny. lol

  • 01.22.2012 8:07 PM PDT

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Posted by: Duardo
An HFCS would be far more appealing. Older guys. Manly beards. Banhammers.

It would totally sell.

Manly bearded people wearing Ban-Hammer hammocks...

  • 01.22.2012 8:14 PM PDT

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...

So it has gotten even weirder since I was last in there. Didn't think it was possible.

  • 01.22.2012 8:44 PM PDT
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vanert says: Apparently he went to college with Stosh.
Killane says:
Stosh went to college?
Posted by: stosh
I'm a college dropout.

Posted by: Helveck
So it has gotten even weirder since I was last in there. Didn't think it was possible.

Don't tell me you're surprised.

  • 01.22.2012 8:57 PM PDT

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...


Posted by: vanert
Posted by: Helveck
So it has gotten even weirder since I was last in there. Didn't think it was possible.

Don't tell me you're surprised.


lolno

  • 01.22.2012 9:01 PM PDT
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R.I.P. DeathPimp. Never Ending Respect.

"Posted by: Kickimanjaro
I'm trying to become an '04, but it's not working too well."

What kind of bikini should i wear?

  • 01.22.2012 9:02 PM PDT
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vanert says: Apparently he went to college with Stosh.
Killane says:
Stosh went to college?
Posted by: stosh
I'm a college dropout.

Posted by: dmg04
What kind of bikini should i wear?

Whatever Bungie wants.

  • 01.22.2012 9:04 PM PDT

"That's about all that can be said for plots, which anyway are just one thing after another, a what and a what and a what.

Now try how and why."

My birthday is in march, so I suppose that would be my month.


Too bad my gut has grown since camp counseling over the summer. :\

  • 01.22.2012 9:08 PM PDT

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Posted by: vanert
I'll be January since that's my birth month.
Can you be February? The less we have to see of your ugly mug the better.

  • 01.22.2012 9:09 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

The lack of Marty in drag in this thread disturbs me.

*force chokes*

  • 01.22.2012 9:09 PM PDT
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R.I.P. DeathPimp. Never Ending Respect.

"Posted by: Kickimanjaro
I'm trying to become an '04, but it's not working too well."


Posted by: evilcam
The lack of Marty in drag in this thread disturbs me.

*force chokes*
it's gun b k, bebe.

  • 01.22.2012 9:12 PM PDT

Key


Posted by: dmg04

Posted by: evilcam
The lack of Marty in drag in this thread disturbs me.

*force chokes*
it's gun b k, bebe.
yew mizpelt "itz"

  • 01.22.2012 9:19 PM PDT
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R.I.P. DeathPimp. Never Ending Respect.

"Posted by: Kickimanjaro
I'm trying to become an '04, but it's not working too well."

shut your mouth, nonmythic

  • 01.22.2012 9:27 PM PDT

I ♥ Bungie!

I would buy over 9000 copies. (No troll)

  • 01.22.2012 9:34 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!


Posted by: dmg04
shut your mouth, nonmythic
That's it. For being elitist and unkind, you are hereby banned from participating in any calendar, any calendar related events, and from even being able to buy said calendar.

You'll have to make your own ITWP themed calendar.

  • 01.22.2012 10:04 PM PDT

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"Don't eat doughnuts on thin ice."

"The pancake, my friend, has officially been flipped."


Posted by: Duardo
An HFCS would be far more appealing. Older guys. Manly beards. Banhammers.

It would totally sell.
I can't help but agree. As awesome as a mythic one would be, an HFCS one would compliment my walls.

  • 01.22.2012 10:06 PM PDT

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Posted by: Grimick

Posted by: Duardo
An HFCS would be far more appealing. Older guys. Manly beards. Banhammers.

It would totally sell.
I can't help but agree. As awesome as a mythic one would be, an HFCS one would compliment my walls.
Lifeless and dull?

  • 01.22.2012 10:07 PM PDT

Posted by: evilcam

Posted by: dmg04
shut your mouth, nonmythic
That's it. For being elitist and unkind, you are hereby banned from participating in any calendar, any calendar related events, and from even being able to buy said calendar.

You'll have to make your own ITWP themed calendar.

But then how will we get anyone in for the Mythic calendar?

  • 01.22.2012 10:09 PM PDT