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Subject: I wash my hands of this garbage game...

I left almost 9 months ago, and haven't played Halo Reach since. I got home, and what did I do? Popped in it to get some rest and relax bustin' caps like I always did. Only now... Everytime I spawn, theres a freaking grenade in my face. The last 6 games I played. Grenades were almost everyones tool of destruction. I gave it a few games to see if maybe it was just something that happens every now and again. But no... Its EVERY FREAKING GAME. Seriously. Grenade whores. Everywhere I go! A grenade whore is someone who doesn't even know what a DMR looks like, all they know is frag grenades. You wanna know why I use armour lock? Because thats all YOU use. And if I get a rejection medal out of it than at least there will be something else on my post game carnage report other than total failure at the hands of some -blam!- who sucks at life, and is even worse at halo. I'm SICK of grenades. Thats the only way people can seriously stop me. Look at the stats! I'm not claiming to be the best. But look at my K/D ratios for weapons. ALMOST EVERYTHING IS IN THE POSITIVES. EXCEPT FOR GODDAMN grenades! Worst feauture every. I'd rather play Gears of War 3, Modern Warfare 3, or Battlefield 3. Hell I'd play cooking mama cookoff before I pick up this piece of digital excrement again. TU should have made a game mode. No grenades. Then we can settle this through accuracy. Forget auto aim, forget a whole freaking armada of grenades. Just get rid of em. It'd be a much more skill based game. Oh, and you know what else grinds my gears? When you're walking around, and you're fighting a whole TEAM of grenade whores and they fire ever damn grenade they have at you and all you can fight back with is a DMR and two grenades at best. Garbage, Garbage, Garbage. And the worst part is... I'll probably end of trying to play a game in the future because I expect things to change. I expect not to get set up with the worst team God has ever assembled. Maybe then... But nope. It'll still be the same garbage its always been. Damn I was my hands of this garbage game...

  • 01.24.2012 1:38 PM PDT

They're called GreNUKES for a reason...

  • 01.24.2012 1:41 PM PDT

China called, I got Berlin on hold too, they're talking about some sort of wall.....I dunno, they said you would know what they mean.

OT: serious dude, I can't read that without paragraphs, but all I saw were grenades and spawns...

Adapt.

  • 01.24.2012 1:42 PM PDT
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Banned just for calling someone retarded? lolBnet mods
Duardo = retard

So you think Reach is an actual Halo game, huh? LOL
Jesus! There's a BoB in ma Falcon!

Wow, the butthurt is strong with this one.

Halo Reach is nothing but a spamfest, you should know that OP. If you're going to start crying because you were killed by some grenades then dont play the game anymore.

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  • 01.24.2012 1:44 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

It's an eyesore, but I read it.

Posted by: UNLIMITED
Everytime I spawn, theres a freaking grenade in my face. The last 6 games I played. Grenades were almost everyones tool of destruction. I gave it a few games to see if maybe it was just something that happens every now and again. But no... Its EVERY FREAKING GAME. Seriously. Grenade whores. Everywhere I go! A grenade whore is someone who doesn't even know what a DMR looks like, all they know is frag grenades. You wanna know why I use armour lock? Because thats all YOU use.


The thumbstick: use it.

And if I get a rejection medal out of it than at least there will be something else on my post game carnage report other than total failure at the hands of some -blam!- who sucks at life, and is even worse at halo. I'm SICK of grenades. Thats the only way people can seriously stop me. Look at the stats! I'm not claiming to be the best. But look at my K/D ratios for weapons. ALMOST EVERYTHING IS IN THE POSITIVES. EXCEPT FOR GODDAMN grenades!

lolinsults.

If you think they're so goddamn good, then start using them. Are they powerful? Yes. Impossible to avoid? Hell no.

Worst feauture every. I'd rather play Gears of War 3, Modern Warfare 3, or Battlefield 3. Hell I'd play cooking mama cookoff before I pick up this piece of digital excrement again.

...Then, why don't you?

TU should have made a game mode. No grenades.

Golden triangle. Not golden line.

Then we can settle this through accuracy. Forget auto aim, forget a whole freaking armada of grenades. Just get rid of em. It'd be a much more skill based game.

So, basically, SWAT?

Oh, and you know what else grinds my gears? When you're walking around, and you're fighting a whole TEAM of grenade whores and they fire ever damn grenade they have at you and all you can fight back with is a DMR and two grenades at best.

Okay, that sounds like a legit argu - oh, wait, you have the DMR? Never mind, you have no excuse.

Garbage, Garbage, Garbage. And the worst part is... I'll probably end of trying to play a game in the future because I expect things to change. I expect not to get set up with the worst team God has ever assembled. Maybe then... But nope. It'll still be the same garbage its always been. Damn I was my hands of this garbage game...

Sounds like something off AVGN.

But anyway, if you don't like it, why would you continue to play it? And don't tell me you're one of those "it's Halo so I'll play it" people.

Not even joking around anymore: play something else if you don't like how the game is made. There are so many choices - and why limit yourself to FPS games? Dead Space 2 and Prototype are both games I found enjoyable. More so than Reach, anyway.

  • 01.24.2012 1:49 PM PDT

Halo 2 > Halo 3 > Halo 3 ODST > Halo Reach > Halo CE

Based on campaigns.

China called, they want their wall back

  • 01.24.2012 1:51 PM PDT

Call me Stu


Posted by: Destiny 7
Paragraphs...use them!!

  • 01.24.2012 1:52 PM PDT

I was mocking the DMR. Its apparently useless. One grenade can kill me faster than 4 headshots from a DMR. Serious. Its a fun game when you win from time to time... But when you have THE MOST KILLS ON YOUR TEAM, and you still lose, time and time again? and you are CONSISTANT positives? Whats the deal? If you can't read a simple story without paragraphs I'm sorry for ya. Oh yeah... Don't blog about halo on a halo forum? Seriously? The -blam!- asked you dip-blam!-? Cuz THAT makes sense. And if you didn't read the title. Thats what was in it. THAT IM DONE PLAYING THIS STUPID GAME! Its irritating... thumbsticks? What can you do when you hear the hiss of the grenade land at your feet besides press one button and PRAY that you go into armor lock before it goes off. Seriously before you go all super douche... Put yourself in my shoes and respond to a post without a cob up your ass and a fresh mouth. You proved my point completely why I don't play this game. You play with jerkoffs online, and then you "cry" about it on a halo forum (where youre apparently not supposed to talk about halo stuff) and what do you get? Crapped on by every douche in the community. Really? Is that what this has come to? Unless I'm talking about how colorful my armor is, or what my ratios look like, I can't offer up a useful tip? Or some friendly advice? Instead its all condescending BS? Thank you for clearing that up for me. Thanks a million.

  • 01.24.2012 2:02 PM PDT


Posted by: UNLIMITED
I was mocking the DMR. Its apparently useless. One grenade can kill me faster than 4 headshots from a DMR. Serious. Its a fun game when you win from time to time... But when you have THE MOST KILLS ON YOUR TEAM, and you still lose, time and time again? and you are CONSISTANT positives? Whats the deal? If you can't read a simple story without paragraphs I'm sorry for ya. Oh yeah... Don't blog about halo on a halo forum? Seriously? The -blam!- asked you dip-blam!-? Cuz THAT makes sense. And if you didn't read the title. Thats what was in it. THAT IM DONE PLAYING THIS STUPID GAME! Its irritating... thumbsticks? What can you do when you hear the hiss of the grenade land at your feet besides press one button and PRAY that you go into armor lock before it goes off. Seriously before you go all super douche... Put yourself in my shoes and respond to a post without a cob up your ass and a fresh mouth. You proved my point completely why I don't play this game. You play with jerkoffs online, and then you "cry" about it on a halo forum (where youre apparently not supposed to talk about halo stuff) and what do you get? Crapped on by every douche in the community. Really? Is that what this has come to? Unless I'm talking about how colorful my armor is, or what my ratios look like, I can't offer up a useful tip? Or some friendly advice? Instead its all condescending BS? Thank you for clearing that up for me. Thanks a million.


Paragraphs ;)

  • 01.24.2012 2:05 PM PDT
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Banned just for calling someone retarded? lolBnet mods
Duardo = retard

So you think Reach is an actual Halo game, huh? LOL
Jesus! There's a BoB in ma Falcon!


Posted by: UNLIMITED
I was mocking the DMR. Its apparently useless. One grenade can kill me faster than 4 headshots from a DMR. Serious. Its a fun game when you win from time to time... But when you have THE MOST KILLS ON YOUR TEAM, and you still lose, time and time again? and you are CONSISTANT positives? Whats the deal? If you can't read a simple story without paragraphs I'm sorry for ya. Oh yeah... Don't blog about halo on a halo forum? Seriously? The -blam!- asked you dip-blam!-? Cuz THAT makes sense. And if you didn't read the title. Thats what was in it. THAT IM DONE PLAYING THIS STUPID GAME! Its irritating... thumbsticks? What can you do when you hear the hiss of the grenade land at your feet besides press one button and PRAY that you go into armor lock before it goes off. Seriously before you go all super douche... Put yourself in my shoes and respond to a post without a cob up your ass and a fresh mouth. You proved my point completely why I don't play this game. You play with jerkoffs online, and then you "cry" about it on a halo forum (where youre apparently not supposed to talk about halo stuff) and what do you get? Crapped on by every douche in the community. Really? Is that what this has come to? Unless I'm talking about how colorful my armor is, or what my ratios look like, I can't offer up a useful tip? Or some friendly advice? Instead its all condescending BS? Thank you for clearing that up for me. Thanks a million.
WOLOLOLOLOLOLOL U mad?
Don't need to get so butthurt buddy, its just a game.

  • 01.24.2012 2:05 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.

Who cares.

  • 01.24.2012 2:16 PM PDT

Name's John. I'm a 21-year-old firefighter/EMT from lolhio who doubles as a die-hard Halo fan. I've been enjoying the franchise since 2001. My favorite iteration of Halo would have to be Halo 2 simply because I never got to experience the joy of a full-on Halo: CE LAN.


If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

Oh yeah, and boot Zome.

See ya.

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  • 01.24.2012 2:19 PM PDT
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RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

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Clone is an internet God.

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RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.


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See ya.

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  • 01.24.2012 2:20 PM PDT

I intend to live forever, or die trying,

so far, so good.

Im sorry, but I died more times in COD from grenades than in Halo.

The grenades in REACH are weak, the beta was much better. As they did the same damage as Halo CE. But everyone complained in the REACH Beta.

They are grenades, designed to kill.

A real grenade has a 6M - 15M Kill Radious, REACH is like 1M Kill Radious.

So stop complaining.

  • 01.24.2012 2:22 PM PDT
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Halo 'till I die!

Spartans HooaH!

@ UNLIMITED

Have you heard of a playlist called SWAT by any chance? I hear you have no shields and only a DMR and a Magnum. Perfect for headshots.
Stop flaming the bungie forums, bungie isn't in control of halo and can't fix any bugs, sorry.
Grenades arent overpowered. Sure they're powerful but you can avoid them and have time to drink a cocktail before they go bang!

  • 01.24.2012 2:27 PM PDT


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Posted by: The Ruckus 2010
See ya.

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i don't know what this means but im pretty sure you are a -blam!-.

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  • 01.24.2012 2:29 PM PDT

Name's John. I'm a 21-year-old firefighter/EMT from lolhio who doubles as a die-hard Halo fan. I've been enjoying the franchise since 2001. My favorite iteration of Halo would have to be Halo 2 simply because I never got to experience the joy of a full-on Halo: CE LAN.


If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

Oh yeah, and boot Zome.


Posted by: UNLIMITED

i don't know what this means but im pretty sure you are a -blam!-.


That's not very nice.

  • 01.24.2012 2:31 PM PDT

Have you ever thrown a real grenade sir?... I have. Not even close to the same.
Posted by: THOMSY99
Im sorry, but I died more times in COD from grenades than in Halo.

The grenades in REACH are weak, the beta was much better. As they did the same damage as Halo CE. But everyone complained in the REACH Beta.

They are grenades, designed to kill.

A real grenade has a 6M - 15M Kill Radious, REACH is like 1M Kill Radious.

So stop complaining.

  • 01.24.2012 2:31 PM PDT

Walk by faith. Dude. Not by sight.

Grenades are your friend.

  • 01.24.2012 2:33 PM PDT

i keep hearing that same response, but nobody has clued me into what im apparently missing. totally my fault im getting pwned by grenade whores. so... enlighten me. how can i have time at the bar when im being naded. seriously.
Posted by: mr tee grenade13
@ UNLIMITED

Have you heard of a playlist called SWAT by any chance? I hear you have no shields and only a DMR and a Magnum. Perfect for headshots.
Stop flaming the bungie forums, bungie isn't in control of halo and can't fix any bugs, sorry.
Grenades arent overpowered. Sure they're powerful but you can avoid them and have time to drink a cocktail before they go bang!

  • 01.24.2012 2:33 PM PDT
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Banned just for calling someone retarded? lolBnet mods
Duardo = retard

So you think Reach is an actual Halo game, huh? LOL
Jesus! There's a BoB in ma Falcon!


Posted by: UNLIMITED
so... enlighten me. how can i have time at the bar when im being naded. seriously.
Figure it out.

  • 01.24.2012 2:35 PM PDT

OP is so not getting read.

WOW.

I'll try to glean what it is about from other's responses.


[Edited on 01.24.2012 2:38 PM PST]

  • 01.24.2012 2:37 PM PDT
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Halo 'till I die!

Spartans HooaH!

Um, perhaps you could realise that noone ever uses grenades in SWAT because their are none. So sit back, relax and have fun popping skulls.

  • 01.24.2012 2:37 PM PDT

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