Reach makes me want to gargle gasoline whiling jerking myself off with sandpaper.
Okay, so the story starts in Arcade, here I am at top roof on Holdout, just chilling domeimg some brutes and -blam!- with my amazing sniper skills, did I tell you I'm a 50 in Team Snipers?. So this Grunt just starts walking up the one flight of stairs so I pull out my DMR and I choke on the first shot so I shoot again and the bullet his the Grunt's backpack, and I'm all like what the fkn hell is this, I shoot again and it misses.
Now I'm really pissed off like does this Grunt have host? I finally hit the bch in the head and good bagging, than I get stuck by this Brute and die because I was pissed at this host Grunt eating more shots than an Aussie Elite in 50 high SWAT.
So I got fed up with that bullsht in Firefight, so I decided to test my skills in Team Slayer, so I quickly find a match, Team Slayer on Sword Base, my personal favourite map, I knew I was going to do good that game. So near the end of match is 46-48 I knew I had to clutch this, I quickly run to Shotgun and the Needle Rifle, this Blue guys come out of nowhere and fkn shotgun him to death 47-46, than I see a one shot at top bridge, I pull out my Needle Rifle and fkn dome that guy for the double kill, than another for the Triple and my heart starts pumping and sweat is coming down my face, I knew I was about to get an Overkill extermination on this guy in Breakroom one of teammates was weakening for me, how nice :). I turn the corner, reticle is over his head, I shoot my Needle Rifle and the needle round just goes way off and misses and than I die from his Sword. Game ends 49-50.
All because my Needle Rifle decided to not go in the middle of the reticule, I clearly had it over his head. Seriously, Bungie, or 434 Industries or whoever can tell me why my gun doesn't shoot straight. Do I need an update, do the guns rust and break like Farcry 2 now? I would love an explantion. I don't think I can play anymore when my DMR or Needle Rifle can't even headshot all the time anymore. It makes me very sad.