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Beware, DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS!

When I'm the only one trying.

When some a55 lags to he11.

When the other team DMR and Sniper rush...

  • 01.26.2012 7:43 AM PDT

Beware, DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS!


Posted by: Yzaoski6890
when it sounds like everybody else in the pregame lobby has turrets

  • 01.26.2012 7:44 AM PDT


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Posted by: HerbalWalnut29
Your teammates are complaining about the other team's host.

Suck it up, people!


Oh gees. Lmao I won't suck it up until dedicated servers:D


LMAO!

<3


AHHA Ill simmer down.

  • 01.26.2012 9:47 AM PDT

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I can tell that they are bad when I lead the team in kills.

How does that happen?

  • 01.26.2012 10:59 AM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
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Posted by: analbumcover
I can tell that they are bad when I lead the team in kills.

How does that happen?

They didn't know how to use the Mongoose.

  • 01.26.2012 11:12 AM PDT
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Posted by: RC Clone

Posted by: analbumcover
I can tell that they are bad when I lead the team in kills.

How does that happen?

They didn't know how to use the Mongoose.


I hate it when a random takes the Mongoose and doesn't get any kills with it. :I

  • 01.26.2012 11:14 AM PDT

When you match a full party of frenchies while searching solo.

  • 01.26.2012 11:16 AM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.


Posted by: AcidThe Wraith

Posted by: RC Clone

Posted by: analbumcover
I can tell that they are bad when I lead the team in kills.

How does that happen?

They didn't know how to use the Mongoose.


I hate it when a random takes the Mongoose and doesn't get any kills with it. :I

Iknorite?

Mongoose is easily the most versatile vehicle in the game. I don't know how they aren't getting Sunday Drivers with it.

  • 01.26.2012 11:18 AM PDT
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Posted by: RC Clone

Posted by: AcidThe Wraith

Posted by: RC Clone

Posted by: analbumcover
I can tell that they are bad when I lead the team in kills.

How does that happen?

They didn't know how to use the Mongoose.


I hate it when a random takes the Mongoose and doesn't get any kills with it. :I

Iknorite?

Mongoose is easily the most versatile vehicle in the game. I don't know how they aren't getting Sunday Drivers with it.


Yeah exactly. I don't get why people just take it just to drive it into the middle of the map and leave it there for the other team.

  • 01.26.2012 11:20 AM PDT

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When one of your teammates, drives an enemy player in your Worthog.

Even worse the Gauss Hog.

  • 01.26.2012 1:01 PM PDT

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Posted by: Maximus Decimus
Agreed. All the changes are good and add variety. Do we really want another Halo 3? Just running around with one gun and no armor abilities? It's good that 343 wants to try something new. Do we really want the same thing for three more games?


Posted by: TnubE
I can tell I'm in a bad game when:

1.Everyone uses the same armor ability(Obvious)
2.My teammate(s) only playing just to troll through mic and not playing
3.My teammate(s) wants to betray other teammates just for the soul purpose of being a D*****
4.I'm playing an objectives gametype and my teammate(s) are KD W**** bags like in COD
5.I'm the only one that's actually doing something in the game!
If they can't troll AND play at the same time, they're bad.

  • 01.26.2012 1:04 PM PDT

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Posted by: Maximus Decimus
Agreed. All the changes are good and add variety. Do we really want another Halo 3? Just running around with one gun and no armor abilities? It's good that 343 wants to try something new. Do we really want the same thing for three more games?


Posted by: Yzaoski6890
when it sounds like everybody else in the pregame lobby has turrets


when it sounds like everybody else in the pregame lobby has autism


If you want to make fun of a disorder, spell it right.

  • 01.26.2012 1:08 PM PDT

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Life is a journey, if you spend all of it with your nose in your map, you may miss some of the best parts.

When you have people having a sleepover on your team.

  • 01.26.2012 1:12 PM PDT

When some kid who more than likely had to have their parents buy the game is screaming racial slurs into your headset.

  • 01.26.2012 1:24 PM PDT


Posted by: InputMantis
When you match a full party of frenchies while searching solo.


*shudders*

  • 01.26.2012 2:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: MR E0S
When you press the button to go into matchmaking. (any playlist)

When you put Halo:Reach in your X-Box

When you even think about playing it

When too many people are talking in the pre-game lobby.

When there are N-blam!-Rs in the lobby
When there are spics in the lobby
When there are Rednecks in the lobby
When anyone who doesn't speak english is in the lobby
*Children
*Girls

When the voting commences.
Doesn't matter what gets voted for, because it all sucks.
It's like voting between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich.
With Reach. You just can't win. The entire thing is a disaster.

And I blame YOU for it. Because you didn't raise your voices loud enough during the beta period to make absolutely certain that they put a proper 'custom game search function' built into the game to run along side this -blam!--hole 'one-armed-bandit' they call matchmaking.


I honestly realized that I was in for a bad game, when I heard the news that they added MM for Firefight...but not customs.

Why the -blam!- do you take the time to add MM for a 4-player co-op game mode that lags like -blam!- hell.
But deem it unneccesary for a possible 8v8 competitive mode, in which people typically like to play against people who are complete strangers.

Imagine if I told you...

You can play customs...but your going to be stuck playing against your friends day in and day out. You'll never be able to play customs with strangers.. Unless you take it upon yourself to go out of the way to find these stangers and add them to your friends list.

And if your like me. I try to play against as many different people as I possibly can. But I do not have any interest in adding these people to my friends list. Because as soon as the match is done.. I'm done with you and want to play against someone NEW. Win or lose it doesn't matter. I don't do rematches.


Did you get an 'A' for that essay kid?

  • 01.28.2012 2:00 AM PDT
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Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

you know you're in for a bad match when you play Halo Reach

  • 01.28.2012 2:04 AM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

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RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.


Posted by: path1k
you know you're in for a bad match when you play Halo Reach

  • 01.28.2012 2:10 AM PDT

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no offense 'stosh', but I don't think you're funny
Posted by: stosh
No offense, but I don't think you're the armor 'king'.
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Whenever I play in the anniversary playlists.

  • 01.28.2012 2:19 AM PDT

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Winter Contingency, perfection.
Other levels in progress.


Posted by: RC Clone

Posted by: path1k
You know you're in for a bad match when you play Halo Reach.
So much truth in one little statement.

All it takes is a round of Team Armor Lock on Camp Base or Crouch Down to ruin what could have been...

  • 01.28.2012 2:29 AM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.


Posted by: kingofsmash1

Posted by: RC Clone

Posted by: path1k
You know you're in for a bad match when you play Halo Reach.
So much truth in one little statement.

All it takes is a round of Team Armor Lock on Camp Base or Crouch Down to ruin what could have been...

I had the slowest game in Squad the day before yesterday where the entire other team sat behind their base with Active Camo for entire match.

  • 01.28.2012 2:31 AM PDT

Shoryuken!

Mythic Mode Progress on Reach:
Winter Contingency, perfection.
Other levels in progress.


Posted by: RC Clone

Posted by: kingofsmash1

Posted by: RC Clone

Posted by: path1k
You know you're in for a bad match when you play Halo Reach.
So much truth in one little statement.

All it takes is a round of Team Armor Lock on Camp Base or Crouch Down to ruin what could have been...

I had the slowest game in Squad the day before yesterday where the entire other team sat behind their base with Active Camo for entire match.


My thoughts as of this moment...

  • 01.28.2012 2:47 AM PDT
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Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: RC Clone
I had the slowest game in Squad the day before yesterday where the entire other team sat behind their base with Active Camo for entire match.
ah yes, that reminds of a slayer game in countdown where everyone was camping their balls of with camo while swearing at others for using it.

  • 01.28.2012 2:52 AM PDT

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Posted by: superduper66
Whenever I play in the anniversary playlists.


What's wrong with Anniversary BTB? (other than HeH)

[Edited on 01.28.2012 6:54 AM PST]

  • 01.28.2012 6:53 AM PDT

When the entirety of the other team is using Active Camo.

  • 01.28.2012 7:14 AM PDT