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Subject: You know you're in for a bad match when...

- When half my team quits before the match begins, then i just quit.

- When in BTB everyone picks hemorrhage, I then quit.

- Elite slayer, the dumbest gametype of all = automatic quit for me.

- When AR's are chosen over the better DMR start gametype you know no one in that lobby knows how to play Halo.

  • 01.25.2012 7:12 PM PDT

When you have 15 kills and the closest teamate has 4.

  • 01.25.2012 7:13 PM PDT

I'm a Halo turkey GOML GOML GOML

lolBTB that's your issue, not the whole Warthog splattering a Wraith thing.

  • 01.25.2012 7:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: Tymely

When you see this guy on your team.

  • 01.25.2012 7:20 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

When you enter the game, and you find out that "And Im Here Too" bastard is on your team.

Damn, that guy pisses me off so much.

  • 01.25.2012 7:23 PM PDT


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Posted by: xDelta7x
A newbie steals my revenant. Or when they lag-jack my banshee.


The lag-jack on Banshee is just pure frustrating BS.


amen its hapened to me 4 times on breakneck

  • 01.25.2012 8:08 PM PDT

Marine Corps.
Semper Fi.

Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.

When a random takes the Banshee, flies over to the enemy base, gets outs, grabs the flag, and then goes off the lift.

(Happened to me in Halo 3 multi-flag on Valhalla.)

[Edited on 01.25.2012 8:19 PM PST]

  • 01.25.2012 8:18 PM PDT

When some randy takes a banshee and is bad against a full party in btb.

  • 01.25.2012 8:30 PM PDT

Who's got AIDS?

When regular slayer beats out slayer DMRs

  • 01.25.2012 8:32 PM PDT
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Halo: Reach is the beginning of a new age for gaming.
It proves that developers can get away with punishing their players instead of fixing their game....and yet the fanboys will still sing praises to them.

-blam!- all of you fanboys!

When you press the button to go into matchmaking. (any playlist)

When you put Halo:Reach in your X-Box

When you even think about playing it

When too many people are talking in the pre-game lobby.

When there are N-blam!-Rs in the lobby
When there are spics in the lobby
When there are Rednecks in the lobby
When anyone who doesn't speak english is in the lobby
*Children
*Girls

When the voting commences.
Doesn't matter what gets voted for, because it all sucks.
It's like voting between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich.
With Reach. You just can't win. The entire thing is a disaster.

And I blame YOU for it. Because you didn't raise your voices loud enough during the beta period to make absolutely certain that they put a proper 'custom game search function' built into the game to run along side this -blam!--hole 'one-armed-bandit' they call matchmaking.


I honestly realized that I was in for a bad game, when I heard the news that they added MM for Firefight...but not customs.

Why the -blam!- do you take the time to add MM for a 4-player co-op game mode that lags like -blam!- hell.
But deem it unneccesary for a possible 8v8 competitive mode, in which people typically like to play against people who are complete strangers.

Imagine if I told you...

You can play customs...but your going to be stuck playing against your friends day in and day out. You'll never be able to play customs with strangers.. Unless you take it upon yourself to go out of the way to find these stangers and add them to your friends list.

And if your like me. I try to play against as many different people as I possibly can. But I do not have any interest in adding these people to my friends list. Because as soon as the match is done.. I'm done with you and want to play against someone NEW. Win or lose it doesn't matter. I don't do rematches.


[Edited on 01.26.2012 2:01 AM PST]

  • 01.26.2012 1:44 AM PDT

<(-_-)> Teh mokey is not amused

When the whole of the rest of your team, who are in a squad, betray you whenever you get in a vehicle or grab a power weapon.

  • 01.26.2012 1:54 AM PDT

dont like my driving? stay off the sidewalk

when your searching in BTB and suddenly an entire 8 slots fill in all at once...

  • 01.26.2012 2:20 AM PDT


Posted by: HerbalWalnut29
Your teammates are complaining about the other team's host.

Suck it up, people!


Oh gees. Lmao I won't suck it up until dedicated servers:D

  • 01.26.2012 3:41 AM PDT

No point to it, when you think about it.

You load up a team match with randoms.

/thread

  • 01.26.2012 4:18 AM PDT

when it sounds like everybody else in the pregame lobby has turrets

  • 01.26.2012 6:17 AM PDT
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Posted by: AK FROST

Posted by: HerbalWalnut29
Your teammates are complaining about the other team's host.

Suck it up, people!


Oh gees. Lmao I won't suck it up until dedicated servers:D


LMAO!

<3

  • 01.26.2012 6:23 AM PDT

Every single pummel I have is unboosted.
I play GGL. (Grifball)
I hit inheritor 14/1/12. 16 months after release. I have a life fellas.
Every single killionaire I have is unboosted. 22 from grifball, 4 from LD.


Posted by: TnubE
1.Everyone uses the same armor ability(Obvious)


You don't wanna know how many times I've playing Renegade, and all you can is hear is "HOUPHOUPHOUP" several times from all 8 players barrel rolling.

[Edited on 01.26.2012 6:31 AM PST]

  • 01.26.2012 6:31 AM PDT
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I'm new to competitive Halo and Halo itself (Reach being my first video game ever actually). Message me if you want to play;

Reach: MLG, Arena, Doubles, BTB and customs.
Halo 3: Ranked MM and customs.

Also I have every Halo title and all of its DLC on the Xbox 360.
-Umpa

Or when one teammates holds the only two close-range power weapons on the map.

  • 01.26.2012 6:40 AM PDT
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You know how i do!

When the game starts, you turn around, and see one or two team mates of yours not moving.

  • 01.26.2012 7:08 AM PDT

/=\ncient \_|_/arriors

When I am your teammate

  • 01.26.2012 7:20 AM PDT

\//\\/i suck at winning\//\\/

when your sniping from the top of spire and your team mate pushes you off the edge. it happens to me all the time.

  • 01.26.2012 7:25 AM PDT
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When a random that has no skill whatsoever in piloting vehicles gets into the wraith, goes straight across HemmoRAGE and promptly dies.

When I spend more time being blown up and killed by my teammates grenades and feeding kills to the enemy because of this.

When a teammate could've helped us but instead sprints after an enemy rather than shooting them to assassination animation them.

When a teammate refuses to help us by sprinting to assassinate an enemy rather than shooting them, and then fails.

  • 01.26.2012 7:29 AM PDT

I usually feel a little uneasy when I go into MM as a random and I get matched up against an entire party, but sometimes even then it's not so bad.

  • 01.26.2012 7:34 AM PDT