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Subject: Behold Reach Forum, Eternal Glory awaits thee within.

"You are who you dare"

You owe it to yourself to get out and be someone. Get to work!

-Leader of The Citadel

Attention men (and other lesser life forms...joking, get it? Jokes...ahhhahaha? No, well then -blam!- you),

If nothing brings more joy to your heart than having a blast in Reach, T-bagging the enemy a ridiculous amount of times, and claiming domination over your puny rivals.

THEN. KEEP. READING.


The Rundown.

My group, the Unyielding Citadel, is hosting this xxXXMLGXXxx tournament to give the most worthy team the title of extreme ass kicker.

AND IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE AN ASS KICKER. THEN GTFO.

This event is open to anyone. And I mean...anyone.

The good. The bad. And the ugly.


You have 2 weeks to divide yourselves into groups of 4 for this event.

I'm guessing you want to know what kind of event is worthy of the title, extreme ass kicker?


Basically, this whole event is a time where everyone can kick back and have a bit of fun. A relaxed tournament where anyone, and I mean anyone, has a shot at winning. Let your hidden talents come forth.

All you need to do is grab a team of 4 friends. They can be from in the Citadel or outside of it. They can be Mexicans, Iranians, Serbians, Russians, Tryhards, Casuals....Anyone is welcome to join.

What to expect:

Gametypes are based on completing objectives and will include:

1.)Death Race

2.)Hockey

3.)Marathon Man

4.)Banshee Dogfights

5.)BlargBall

6.)4v4v4v4 Objective Battles

And much much more.


Deadline for teams is February 5 (Next Sunday).

Your prize is the eternal glory of kicking online ass in this incredibly difficult event. And rubbing your virtual T-Bagging nuts in the face of some poor, lonely individual who will cry himself to sleep for the rest of his life over his defeat.

SO TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT IT. TELL PEOPLE YOU HATE ABOUT IT. AND IF YOU HAVE NONE OF THOSE, TELL YOUR MOM ABOUT IT. I DON'T CARE.

JUST:

Save this thread and make sure you check back for any updates as the deadline draws to an end. Gametypes, maps, and scheduling information will be posted in the near future. Teams will be posted after deadline has past.

So take a break from the usual line up. Have a bit of fun for once!

-Aqua

[Edited on 01.25.2012 12:42 PM PST]

  • 01.25.2012 12:16 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.

Haha there are not many men here, I am sure!

  • 01.25.2012 12:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

Sorry I can't. I have an allergy to playing Reach.

  • 01.25.2012 12:19 PM PDT

"You are who you dare"

You owe it to yourself to get out and be someone. Get to work!

-Leader of The Citadel


Posted by: RC Clone
Sorry I can't. I have an allergy to playing Reach.


...what if....



<.<
>.>





*whispers in eat*
One of the events took place in...Halo 3?
*runs away*

  • 01.25.2012 12:20 PM PDT

"You are who you dare"

You owe it to yourself to get out and be someone. Get to work!

-Leader of The Citadel


Posted by: Destiny 7
You want the classifieds :-)


This is within the updated Forum rules. But I'll throw this down there also.

But to restrict something as amazing as this to that dead world called the Classifieds Forum would be like throwing a 2 month year old baby into the world of Fallout 3.

  • 01.25.2012 12:21 PM PDT

chances are I don't care who you are or what you say.

wat?

  • 01.25.2012 12:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

I also probably don't have three people I already know that would want to participate.

[Edited on 01.25.2012 12:25 PM PST]

  • 01.25.2012 12:25 PM PDT

"You are who you dare"

You owe it to yourself to get out and be someone. Get to work!

-Leader of The Citadel


Posted by: KagaiTsuki
wat?


Say.

What.

Again.

  • 01.25.2012 12:26 PM PDT

"You are who you dare"

You owe it to yourself to get out and be someone. Get to work!

-Leader of The Citadel


Posted by: RC Clone
I also probably don't have three people I already know that would want to participate.


You know you want to do this RC.


You know you want to.

  • 01.25.2012 12:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: AquaBlader
Attention men (and other lesser life forms...),


You, sir, need to find a woman.

  • 01.25.2012 12:41 PM PDT

All that just for a title?

I'll pass

  • 01.25.2012 12:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.


Posted by: AquaBlader

Posted by: RC Clone
I also probably don't have three people I already know that would want to participate.


You know you want to do this RC.


You know you want to.

I don't actually. Custom games can be fun, but a tournament just feels like work.

  • 01.25.2012 12:43 PM PDT

"You are who you dare"

You owe it to yourself to get out and be someone. Get to work!

-Leader of The Citadel


Posted by: HerbalWalnut29

Posted by: AquaBlader
Attention men (and other lesser life forms...),


You, sir, need to find a woman.


JOKING.

  • 01.25.2012 12:43 PM PDT

"You are who you dare"

You owe it to yourself to get out and be someone. Get to work!

-Leader of The Citadel


Posted by: Sanuel Jackson


And here we observe the Sanuel Jackson in his natural habitat, the Reach forum.

Notice his bald head. That blank stare.


Alright, now, I'm going to try to get a bit closer for a better look. Crocky! I don't believe this!

This wild Jackson wants to get a substantial reward for playing a few custom games? That's one -blam!- up bloke right there, I can tell you that mate.

  • 01.25.2012 12:47 PM PDT

Posted by: AquaBlader
Jackson wants to get a substantial reward for playing a few custom games? That's one -blam!- up bloke right there, I can tell you that mate.
You're asking people to put time aside of their lives to be able to participate in this little tournie of yours. The winning team gets a custom title in your group, which is barely even active anyways.

Not worth it.

  • 01.25.2012 12:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.


Posted by: AquaBlader

Posted by: Sanuel Jackson


And here we observe the Sanuel Jackson in his natural habitat, the Reach forum.

Notice his bald head. That blank stare.


Alright, now, I'm going to try to get a bit closer for a better look. Crocky! I don't believe this!

This wild Jackson wants to get a substantial reward for playing a few custom games? That's one -blam!- up bloke right there, I can tell you that mate.

Sanuel's definitely not bald.
too late

[Edited on 01.25.2012 12:58 PM PST]

  • 01.25.2012 12:50 PM PDT

"You are who you dare"

You owe it to yourself to get out and be someone. Get to work!

-Leader of The Citadel


Posted by: Sanuel Jackson
Posted by: AquaBlader
Jackson wants to get a substantial reward for playing a few custom games? That's one -blam!- up bloke right there, I can tell you that mate.
You're asking people to put time aside of their lives to be able to participate in this little tournie of yours. The winning team gets a custom title in your group, which is barely even active anyways.

Not worth it.


Ok cool. Thanks. Go back to putting your time into more productive places, like telling Bungie how AR starts on countdown suck and pondering deeply spiritual questions about skill in video games.

Derp, you've made your point. I Got it.

Doesn't mean I can't get a laugh from your pathetic excuses. And a bump also.

[Edited on 01.25.2012 12:54 PM PST]

  • 01.25.2012 12:53 PM PDT

Posted by: AquaBlader
Posted by: Sanuel Jackson
Posted by: AquaBlader
Jackson wants to get a substantial reward for playing a few custom games? That's one -blam!- up bloke right there, I can tell you that mate.
You're asking people to put time aside of their lives to be able to participate in this little tournie of yours. The winning team gets a custom title in your group, which is barely even active anyways.

Not worth it.


Ok cool. Thanks. Go back to putting your time into more productive places, like telling Bungie how AR starts on countdown suck and pondering deeply spiritual questions about skill in video games.

Derp, you've made your point. I Got it.

Doesn't mean I can't get a laugh from your pathetic excuses. And a bump also.

See this is why we can't be friends.

  • 01.25.2012 12:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

Let it be known throughout the land that, if this thread descends into insults, it was AquaBlader that threw the first one.

  • 01.25.2012 12:56 PM PDT

"You are who you dare"

You owe it to yourself to get out and be someone. Get to work!

-Leader of The Citadel


Posted by: Sanuel Jackson
Posted by: AquaBlader
Posted by: Sanuel Jackson
Posted by: AquaBlader
Jackson wants to get a substantial reward for playing a few custom games? That's one -blam!- up bloke right there, I can tell you that mate.
You're asking people to put time aside of their lives to be able to participate in this little tournie of yours. The winning team gets a custom title in your group, which is barely even active anyways.

Not worth it.


Ok cool. Thanks. Go back to putting your time into more productive places, like telling Bungie how AR starts on countdown suck and pondering deeply spiritual questions about skill in video games.

Derp, you've made your point. I Got it.

Doesn't mean I can't get a laugh from your pathetic excuses. And a bump also.

See this is why we can't be friends.


*opens virtual arms*

Embrace me my Asian brother.

  • 01.25.2012 12:57 PM PDT
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You must confront your inabilities
You must adjust to your capabilities


Posted by: RC Clone

Posted by: AquaBlader

Posted by: Sanuel Jackson


And here we observe the Sanuel Jackson in his natural habitat, the Reach forum.

Notice his bald head. That blank stare.


Alright, now, I'm going to try to get a bit closer for a better look. Crocky! I don't believe this!

This wild Jackson wants to get a substantial reward for playing a few custom games? That's one -blam!- up bloke right there, I can tell you that mate.

Sanuel's definitely not bald.

He's on the right
He looks really young.

  • 01.25.2012 12:57 PM PDT

"You are who you dare"

You owe it to yourself to get out and be someone. Get to work!

-Leader of The Citadel


Posted by: RC Clone
Let it be known throughout the land that, if this thread descends into insults, it was AquaBlader that threw the first one.


Aye. Such a thread was not intended for this manner of illbeing says I.

Shiver me timbers. Prepare to set sail. Arr, lest we delay any long, this thread must have its subject back on course says I.

  • 01.25.2012 12:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

Connection I'm on is really slow San. Sorry.

  • 01.25.2012 12:58 PM PDT

Blader is mad again.

lol @ this retard tournament.

  • 01.25.2012 1:00 PM PDT