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Subject: I work for Bungie

Bip Bap Bam in the brainpan!

I'm the cookie salesman in the lobby, 'bout you?

I make the cookies you sell in the lobby.

  • 01.25.2012 3:54 PM PDT

I'm Achronos' fluffer.

  • 01.25.2012 9:19 PM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything

I'm a temp, just hired to post here. I hope this doesn't violate my contract...I just skimmed it and signed.

This cool, Mr. Osborne?

[Edited on 01.25.2012 9:24 PM PST]

  • 01.25.2012 9:23 PM PDT
Subject: I 'work' for Bungie

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

Why is this thread even unlocked?

  • 01.25.2012 9:23 PM PDT
Subject: I work for Bungie

Posted by: Stormkiller626
Okay
Dat post. You can thank my thread for it ;)

I'm the professional stapler at Bungie. No, people do not come to me to have things stapled, you have it all wrong. What I do is plank on a desk near where all the written work gets done, put a fresh box of staples near my head, and every time someone needs something stapled they put the staple under my teeth and slap me in the back of the head. The nurse at Bungie says the headaches are unrelated and I have no grounds to sue. I AM the stalper, you see. Real talk.

[Edited on 01.25.2012 9:25 PM PST]

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