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Posted by: Stormkiller626
OkayDat post. You can thank my thread for it ;)
I'm the professional stapler at Bungie. No, people do not come to me to have things stapled, you have it all wrong. What I do is plank on a desk near where all the written work gets done, put a fresh box of staples near my head, and every time someone needs something stapled they put the staple under my teeth and slap me in the back of the head. The nurse at Bungie says the headaches are unrelated and I have no grounds to sue. I AM the stalper, you see. Real talk.
[Edited on 01.25.2012 9:25 PM PST]