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Subject: What do the covernat eat?
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They use the same diet I do.



Kittens. Lots and lots of kittens, puppies and old folks.

  • 05.15.2006 5:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: xFrenzy
They actually eat halo2 discs. You see, they were all playing and after they got modded 1000 times, they decided halo2 would be more enjoyable if they ingested it!


i was on that diet to for a while but my doctor said it could cause internal bleeding so i stopped.

  • 05.15.2006 5:55 PM PDT

A witty signature.

So a baby seal walks into a club...


(They eat baby seals. Duh. Didn't you know that?)

  • 05.15.2006 5:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: Yankees26
Its only a matter of time before someone comes in saying something like "The Covenant doesn't eat! Chuck Norris eats them!" YAY CHUCK NORRIS JOKES! They are almost as funny as a yo momma joke.


The Covenant don't eat! Chuck Norris eats the Covenant!

  • 05.15.2006 5:56 PM PDT
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Well, as for the "eating each other part," the Jakals are more or less the vultures they are supposed to somewhat resemble. They eat any kind of meat. Brutes are carnivores. Elites, I'm not sure but I think they're probably omnivorous. Hunters don't need to eat because they don't really have a digestive track. Hell, if you remember, the Hunters are actually many different organisms. Not sure about them. Drones eat bugs. Yummy, huh? Grunts do actually feed off a food nipple. Remeber Tartarus? "You two wimper like a couple of grunts fresh off the teat." Teat means nipple. And of course, the Prophets eat fine steaks and have lavish feasts every night for dinner.

  • 05.15.2006 5:56 PM PDT
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what are you? the sticky king? Must u deny our appetite for halo2 discs? i eat mine with cereal, half and half, and a side order of dusty master chief nips. they taste like chicken...

  • 05.15.2006 5:56 PM PDT
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quail bacon

camel toes (haha double meaning)

cow pies

  • 05.15.2006 5:56 PM PDT
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Your mother is so fat, she tried to jump through Halo and got stuck.

Go check out ma file share. plz? lol

Posted by: Yankees26
Its only a matter of time before someone comes in saying something like "The Covenant doesn't eat! Chuck Norris eats them!" YAY CHUCK NORRIS JOKES! They are almost as funny as a yo momma joke.


If I didn't have dial-up, I would have already had one posted here about Chuck Norris. But you beat me to it.

Chuck Norris pushes the world down when he does push-ups.


The Real Pimps at sea = Master Chief and Chuck Norris.

  • 05.15.2006 5:57 PM PDT

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bologna could be an option?

  • 05.15.2006 5:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: xFrenzy
what are you? the sticky king? Must u deny our appetite for halo2 discs? i eat mine with cereal, half and half, and a side order of dusty master chief nips. they taste like chicken...


yeah but it makes my crap even stinkier

  • 05.15.2006 5:57 PM PDT
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all kidding aside, they eat all of Britney Spear's abortions

  • 05.15.2006 5:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: TheDeadGuy
Well, as for the "eating each other part," the Jakals are more or less the vultures they are supposed to somewhat resemble. They eat any kind of meat. Brutes are carnivores. Elites, I'm not sure but I think they're probably omnivorous. Hunters don't need to eat because they don't really have a digestive track. Hell, if you remember, the Hunters are actually many different organisms. Not sure about them. Drones eat bugs. Yummy, huh? Grunts do actually feed off a food nipple. Remeber Tartarus? "You two wimper like a couple of grunts fresh off the teat." Teat means nipple. And of course, the Prophets eat fine steaks and have lavish feasts every night for dinner.


i love it how one guy comes in here and is all serious about it and stuff...

  • 05.15.2006 6:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: xFrenzy
all kidding aside, they eat all of Britney Spear's abortions


damn no wonder they are so fat.

  • 05.15.2006 6:00 PM PDT
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Has anyone seen my abortion?

  • 05.15.2006 6:01 PM PDT
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all the dumb theories

master chef pizza

hunter testacles...all Fear Factor style

  • 05.15.2006 6:06 PM PDT
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Hmmmm....maybe I shoulda been the one to make the Norris joke then...nah, I'd rather kill him.

Chuck Norris doesn't eat the Covenant, the Covenant eat Chuck Norris!

Eat that Norris.

  • 05.15.2006 6:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: mred423
all the dumb theories

master chef pizza

hunter testacles...all Fear Factor style


this is the truth...they eat...doughnuts

  • 05.15.2006 6:08 PM PDT
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im so tired of hearing abou that guy, i wish he would just die by flood spore, then i could be the master chief and blow a shotgun shell in his face, then feed him to the covenant cuz thats what they eat. then take that poo and burn it on someone's lawn so they can hose it down and let it settle into our water tables so we will eventually drink it, then......................................................... ............................................................. .........................YEAH! THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME!

  • 05.15.2006 6:12 PM PDT
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what kind of doughnuts?

  • 05.15.2006 6:12 PM PDT

[22:08] [JohnHoward:] The Halo 1 pistol wasn't a mistake...
[22:08] [JohnHoward:] It was also intended to be the ultimate hold out weapon...
[22:09] [JohnHoward:] I always believe that balance is about giving each weapon / ability / whatever it's own perfect situation.


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I'm pretty sure that the Elites are carnavores. In the second Halo novel, MC finds Elite food rations in a ghost. I remember it being described as smelling like rotten meat, or something of that nature.

  • 05.15.2006 6:14 PM PDT
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i know this is off-topic but South Park needs th have an episode where Cartman kills Chuck Norris, preferably by the method i posted above. but any method would be sufficiently histerical.

  • 05.15.2006 6:14 PM PDT
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In Mother Russia, we don't eat food, food eats us.
Sorry, had to say it...

  • 05.15.2006 6:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: I Hitzel I
I'm pretty sure that the Elites are carnavores. In the second Halo novel, MC finds Elite food rations in a ghost. I remember it being described as smelling like rotten meat, or something of that nature.


nah, its gotta be doughnuts

  • 05.15.2006 6:15 PM PDT

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