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Subject: Why are you bad at Halo Reach?
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Posted by: Arsenal ATX
I recognized that he's trolling. Therefore I'm not being trolled. I don't see how anyone in here likes him. He's a total rookie and his attempts at trolling are pedestrian and cringe-worthy.

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  • 01.27.2012 10:32 AM PDT

Because AR starts and Living Dead are better than MLG.

  • 01.27.2012 10:34 AM PDT

What's up Cosssta? I haven't seen you in a while :D


  • 01.27.2012 10:34 AM PDT
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H: CE - Amazing.
Halo 2 - Revolutionary.
Halo 3 - Decent.
Halo Reach- An epic fail of monumental proportions.
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OP is a total rookie and his attempts at trolling are pedestrian and cringe-worthy.

  • 01.27.2012 10:36 AM PDT

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Posted by: USArmyRanger7RB
Cosssta?


lulz

I'm bad because all 3 of my legs are left ones.

That's 3 reasons

  • 01.27.2012 10:36 AM PDT


Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat

Posted by: USArmyRanger7RB
Cosssta?


lulz

I'm bad because all 3 of my legs are left ones.

That's 3 reasons


Oh 3 Legged Goat, you make me lul.

  • 01.27.2012 10:37 AM PDT

Name's John. I'm a 21-year-old firefighter/EMT from lolhio who doubles as a die-hard Halo fan. I've been enjoying the franchise since 2001. My favorite iteration of Halo would have to be Halo 2 simply because I never got to experience the joy of a full-on Halo: CE LAN.


If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

Oh yeah, and boot Zome.

My aim is spotty, my positioning is awful, and my teammate awareness is a steaming pile of excrement.

  • 01.27.2012 10:40 AM PDT

I'm in love with Jesus and proud of it!

-I make poor tactical decisions

-I search with randoms and lack team skills

-The TV I play on has a small screen and is standard def, making it difficult for me to see details and fire accurately at long distances

  • 01.27.2012 10:45 AM PDT

PSR = (((K+A)/D)*Win%)*120
The average player's PSR = 100


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1) I've got the downs
2) I'm def
3) I'm missing both my thumbs, and my right index finger.

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  • 01.27.2012 10:52 AM PDT
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RIP Bungie Service Records. You shall be missed.

1. Poor spawns
2. I search as a random most of the time
3. All of the above.

Those are the only reasons.

  • 01.27.2012 10:56 AM PDT

Remember Elk

Because you clearly can't be good and enjoy the gametypes I like.
I use the jetpack which is a crutch for bad map controll.
I spend more time looking at ways to get out of the map than actually use the space inside of it.

  • 01.27.2012 11:02 AM PDT
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My Resume
Reach Stats
Halo 3 Stats

"In Halo 3 not all 50's were good players, but all good players were 50's."

Your opinion is invalid.

-My aim isn't that good

-I am not a clever man

-Everyone else is too good

  • 01.27.2012 11:07 AM PDT

Ohai, I'm Loscocco (pronounced Loss-cocoa). I'm a college student (computer science major), 3D animator, and long-time Halo player.

My dad never loved me as a kid.

  • 01.27.2012 11:07 AM PDT

1. I need a whole DMR clip to kill somebody.
2. I wander around in the open with no sense of direction.
3. When I can't figure out where I'm getting shot from, I spin in circles and shoot the sky.

  • 01.27.2012 11:08 AM PDT
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You know how i do!

Because I have to make the Original Poster look good during the game.


Because I forget what the shooting button is.


Because I don't kill anyone, I give them kisses.

  • 01.27.2012 11:12 AM PDT

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1. The air gets to thin in higher elevations for me.
2. I keep tripping on my shoe laces
3. I'm to busy looking at my armor in the river

  • 01.27.2012 11:26 AM PDT

too much vanilla reach killed my ability to aim
i play too many non competitive playlists
i don't poop grenades

  • 01.27.2012 11:29 AM PDT
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Banned just for calling someone retarded? lolBnet mods
Duardo = retard

So you think Reach is an actual Halo game, huh? LOL
Jesus! There's a BoB in ma Falcon!

1. DMR is trash
2. AR starts
3. lolivingdead

  • 01.27.2012 11:30 AM PDT

Hi.

Why is Halo Reach bad at me?

  • 01.27.2012 12:18 PM PDT
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GrownPrism is NOT my gt. Happened when signing into my xbox live account. My real gt is here:

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/Default.aspx?player=SYNTHES lS&sg=0

Ur bad. You were the only one to die in our match. :P

  • 01.27.2012 12:21 PM PDT

1. My mom won't let me play past 9:00.

2. I have freakishly small hands.

3. Stephan Colbert's right ear.

  • 01.27.2012 12:22 PM PDT
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GrownPrism is NOT my gt. Happened when signing into my xbox live account. My real gt is here:

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/Default.aspx?player=SYNTHES lS&sg=0


Posted by: Killer VVhale
-My aim isn't that good

-I am not a clever man

-Everyone else is too good


You say that, then you destroy me, then I feel even worse then I would of. :(

  • 01.27.2012 12:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.


Posted by: USArmyRanger7RB
What's up Cosssta? I haven't seen you in a while :D



This is definitely not Cosssta


I can't aim

I can't position

I can't coordinate with my team effectively

  • 01.27.2012 12:24 PM PDT

The kill times are longer than my attention span.

  • 01.27.2012 12:25 PM PDT

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