- AGENT BL4CK
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- Exalted Member
"This is the prototype NOVA Bomb, nine fusion warheads encased in lithium triteride armor. When detonated, it compresses its fusionable material to neutron-star density, boosting the thermonuclear yield a hundredfold. I am Vice Admiral Danforth Whitcomb, temporarily in command of the UNSC military base Reach. To the Covenant uglies that might be listening, you have a few seconds to pray to your damned heathen gods. You all have a nice day in hell..."
Posted by: Tycho_005917
(The war ends, John drives to the outpost on New Mombasa to collect every medal he's earned.)
"My names John 117, I'm here to gather my awards."
"Okay, you're gonna need to pull your car out back, and pop the trunk."
The Message: John has received every award in the military except the POW.
John: "firstly its not a car, its a Puma."
"second it doesnt have a trunk, just chuck them over there next to the jet peack"
UNSC Assistant: "u want me to move the jetpack, to aviod it getting damaged?"
John: "nah, never use the thing anyways"
....sometime later floating in space.....
"CHIEF WAKE UP! I NEED YOU! WAKE UP!"
John: "ok, ok i'm here Cortana, whats your major malf...oh i see we are on fire and headed towards a big rock...."
"i'll just pop on my handy jet-p"
....BOOOOM!!!!!
Blasted medals...
End of Halo 4...