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Ok, let's go ahead and get this over with. I think Master Chief should get some in Halo 3. He's a killer, and probably a lady killer too. Think about it, would you like to be the balls of someone who hasn't gotten any for so long because of that suit of armor? You would be blue...er than the sky if that was the case. Maybe he and Cortana can hook-up somehow.

  • 05.16.2006 9:51 AM PDT
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Maybe thats like a stupid Idea because 1. cortona is a hologram, 2. in the FAQ they said cortona has been seperated from him, and 3. Its just stupid, its not meant to be a dating/hook up game, we supposed to save teh world, kill the covenant, we do that for about 4-5 years, then we die o.o

  • 05.16.2006 9:54 AM PDT

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  • 05.16.2006 9:56 AM PDT

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And the MC was given something that repressed his -blam!- drive when he was training in the SPARTAN project on reach

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good points, but still, come on, what if MC was the only guy left, he and a woman would have to repopulate the earth.

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Posted by: DaPope
Ok, let's go ahead and get this over with. I think Master Chief should get some in Halo 3. He's a killer, and probably a lady killer too. Think about it, would you like to be the balls of someone who hasn't gotten any for so long because of that suit of armor? You would be blue...er than the sky if that was the case. Maybe he and Cortana can hook-up somehow.


I think the MC likes other men, like a true spartan warrior would. I'd love to see two spartans with their helmet's off locking lips with one another in a manly, knee quivering kiss.

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Maybe if Halo was made by a Japanese developer we'd see some cyborg/a.i. love (and maybe the Xbox would be successful in Japan) but seriously, the Chief doesn't have his man parts anymore due to the cybernetic enhancements he recieved.

  • 05.16.2006 9:58 AM PDT
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my god..............

  • 05.16.2006 9:59 AM PDT
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spartans dont have pee-pees.

  • 05.16.2006 10:02 AM PDT
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I agree that the MC should get some. Maybe even throw in a little love twist where he falls in love with another spartan and then he has to save her. OR set him up on a blind date with an Elite, creating an unimagineable, but undenyable cross-gender love.

  • 05.16.2006 10:02 AM PDT
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I am...whimsical today.

I think his suit does it for him...
...speaking of which, can he just 'go' in the suit? It'd be a little inconvinient looking for broard leaves under a hail of plasma fire :P

  • 05.16.2006 10:03 AM PDT
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  • 05.16.2006 10:09 AM PDT
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I'd love to see some big sweaty MC on MC action. I really hope there is an online co-op option this time around.

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bow chicka bow wow

  • 05.16.2006 10:13 AM PDT
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I am...whimsical today.

Spartan only in Project name (and infancy training) probably less with the Bi-blam!- stuff.

Edit: ooh cool automatic blam, but why can't I say se xual?

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  • 05.16.2006 10:14 AM PDT
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Posted by: Caer Bannog
I'd love to see some big sweaty MC on MC action. I really hope there is an online co-op option this time around.


One of them might die from the ferocity of the pounding...

I'm in.

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I think generaly MC doesnt eat so ther would be no need for him to get rid of the waste. Or maybe it just comes out of a hatch in the back when no ones looking or maybe just in the bits we see with Arbitor.

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Posted by: Caer Bannog
I'd love to see some big sweaty MC on MC action. I really hope there is an online co-op option this time around.


One of them might die from the ferocity of the pounding...

I'm in.


Like animals, they probably hump more for establishing dominance than for actual procreation or sexuaI satisfaction.

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that would ruin the game...

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If by "ruin" you mean "add a whole new and wonderful dimension to the complexity of the Haloverse", you are correct.

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Maybe the Arbiter will get some Prophet poon. You never know.

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Maybe the Arbiter will get some Prophet poon. You never know.

This would be great because I am still curious to see covenant procreation parts.

  • 05.16.2006 10:38 AM PDT

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1. The Spartans are pretty much incapable of love thanks to psyc training and some surgery
2. MC and a female elite dont get me started on how wrong that looks in my head

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Posted by: Mat Parker 116
1. The Spartans are pretty much incapable of love thanks to psyc training and some surgery
2. MC and a female elite dont get me started on how wrong that looks in my head


*Get's Mat started*

Your cue.

  • 05.16.2006 10:42 AM PDT

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Imagine if you will yourself and an aligator mixed with an inseminator from alien and you get the disgusting picture

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