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Posted by: Caer Bannog
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Ok, let's go ahead and get this over with. I think Master Chief should get some in Halo 3. He's a killer, and probably a lady killer too. Think about it, would you like to be the balls of someone who hasn't gotten any for so long because of that suit of armor? You would be blue...er than the sky if that was the case. Maybe he and Cortana can hook-up somehow.


I think the MC likes other men, like a true spartan warrior would. I'd love to see two spartans with their helmet's off locking lips with one another in a manly, knee quivering kiss.


excuse me while i go throw-up my lunch....and anything else.

  • 05.16.2006 10:44 AM PDT

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Posted by: TrickyNick7
Posted by: Caer Bannog
Posted by: DaPope
Ok, let's go ahead and get this over with. I think Master Chief should get some in Halo 3. He's a killer, and probably a lady killer too. Think about it, would you like to be the balls of someone who hasn't gotten any for so long because of that suit of armor? You would be blue...er than the sky if that was the case. Maybe he and Cortana can hook-up somehow.


I think the MC likes other men, like a true spartan warrior would. I'd love to see two spartans with their helmet's off locking lips with one another in a manly, knee quivering kiss.


excuse me while i go throw-up my lunch....and anything else.

I already have *throws up in bucket*

  • 05.16.2006 10:44 AM PDT
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Damn guys, don't be so close minded.

  • 05.16.2006 10:45 AM PDT
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Posted by: Mat Parker 116
Imagine if you will yourself and an aligator mixed with an inseminator from alien and you get the disgusting picture


*fap fap fap fap fap fap*

Oh yeah, that's good. Keep going.

  • 05.16.2006 10:45 AM PDT
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im hungry now...

anyway, i think i will refrain from reading this thread due to the fact that it will merely screw the game up if any ideas are taken from it.

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Posted by: Mat Parker 116
Posted by: TrickyNick7
Posted by: Caer Bannog
Posted by: DaPope
Ok, let's go ahead and get this over with. I think Master Chief should get some in Halo 3. He's a killer, and probably a lady killer too. Think about it, would you like to be the balls of someone who hasn't gotten any for so long because of that suit of armor? You would be blue...er than the sky if that was the case. Maybe he and Cortana can hook-up somehow.


I think the MC likes other men, like a true spartan warrior would. I'd love to see two spartans with their helmet's off locking lips with one another in a manly, knee quivering kiss.


excuse me while i go throw-up my lunch....and anything else.

I already have *throws up in bucket*


You two are just saying that to hide the fact that you are both turned on.

  • 05.16.2006 10:46 AM PDT

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Posted by: jester26one
Damn guys, don't be so close minded.

I'm a pretty open minded guy its just the thought of two 7 foot five hundred pound supersoldiers getting it on is kind of disturbing

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Posted by: Mat Parker 116
Posted by: jester26one
Damn guys, don't be so close minded.

I'm a pretty open minded guy its just the thought of two 7 foot five hundred pound supersoldiers getting it on is kind of disturbing


If those two with their stubbly chins rubbing against one another while embracing and lip locking doesn't ignite the fire inside you, then buddy, you aren't alive or human.

  • 05.16.2006 10:48 AM PDT
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Stubble is a plus!

  • 05.16.2006 10:49 AM PDT

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Posted by: Caer Bannog
Posted by: Mat Parker 116
Posted by: jester26one
Damn guys, don't be so close minded.

I'm a pretty open minded guy its just the thought of two 7 foot five hundred pound supersoldiers getting it on is kind of disturbing


If those two with their stubbly chins rubbing against one another while embracing and lip locking doesn't ignite the fire inside you, then buddy, you aren't alive or human.

I'm a dude and straight

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Posted by: Mat Parker 116
Posted by: Caer Bannog
Posted by: Mat Parker 116
Posted by: jester26one
Damn guys, don't be so close minded.

I'm a pretty open minded guy its just the thought of two 7 foot five hundred pound supersoldiers getting it on is kind of disturbing


If those two with their stubbly chins rubbing against one another while embracing and lip locking doesn't ignite the fire inside you, then buddy, you aren't alive or human.

I'm a dude and straight


Whatever. You just haven't experience real manlove yet. As more and more young men grow up, they discover themselves and the one thing missing in their lives that can only be found while being vulnerable in the arms of another man. So stop judging me and free yourself from the chains that society has cast on you.

  • 05.16.2006 10:52 AM PDT
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*opens arms for caer to run to*

Come here buddy. I got you. I got you.

  • 05.16.2006 10:54 AM PDT

Q. What do you get when you add 1 man, 1 car, and 1 rocket built for a jet?

A. A black smudge on the side of a cliff.

Hey mods, come lock this thing down!
What kind of sick freak even consider crap like this?!?

  • 05.16.2006 10:54 AM PDT

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Thats it I'm calling shishka

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Posted by: ClarenceBullseye
*opens arms for caer to run to*

Come here buddy. I got you. I got you.


♪Live in my house
I'll be your shelter
Just pay me back
with on thousand kisses
Be my lover
and I'll cover you♫

  • 05.16.2006 10:56 AM PDT

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