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Subject: It's ironic how the same players that say they are MLG or pro...
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...are the same players who always immediately switch to their pistols at the start of Slayer, or vote for Slayer DMRs, or complain about bloom so much that 343 actually implements a stupid zero bloom playlist that just make the DMR/pistol take ZERO skill.

You know what takes real skill? The AR, because that thing has crazy bloom and you can't headshot someone from 9001 miles away with it, and it takes practically a whole clip to get someone's shields down as opposed to 5 measly 1-burst headshots. Especially when you're facing phags who use Armor Lock and Jetpack and Hologram, it takes REAL skill to Sprint your way to them and either pound them with well-controlled bursts or sneak up and Assassinate their pathetic asses.

Yeah, all you MLG pros who see a red dot around a corner and spam your grenades, or crouch in a corner with the Shotgun, YOU are the people who suck at Halo and you are the reason for the dwindling population and the fact that most Playlists are a crapfest. Congratulations.

Btw I don't care if you're a mature adult with a job and kids or whatever, that doesn't make you any better than even the little SQUEAKERS who at least know how to play and aren't complete tryhards.

  • 01.28.2012 2:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

I loled hard.

  • 01.28.2012 2:15 PM PDT
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Main | Connection | Youtube Channel


50s: | Slayer | Doubles | Lone Wolves | SWAT | Snipers |

-8/10

  • 01.28.2012 2:16 PM PDT

Master troll

  • 01.28.2012 2:16 PM PDT

Name's John. I'm a 21-year-old firefighter/EMT from lolhio who doubles as a die-hard Halo fan. I've been enjoying the franchise since 2001. My favorite iteration of Halo would have to be Halo 2 simply because I never got to experience the joy of a full-on Halo: CE LAN.


If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

Oh yeah, and boot Zome.

Is this a "raff you ruse" thread?

If so, 10/10.

  • 01.28.2012 2:16 PM PDT

im not impresseed

  • 01.28.2012 2:17 PM PDT

Posted by: Darkside Eric
So basically... Waypoint is pro-vanilla?

Posted by: Sentox6
Waypoint isn't pro-anything so much as they're just anti-intelligence.

Not sure if trolling

If so, 10/10

  • 01.28.2012 2:17 PM PDT

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Posted by: vballryan
im not impresseed

  • 01.28.2012 2:19 PM PDT

PSR = (((K+A)/D)*Win%)*120
The average player's PSR = 100


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Posted by: nicksta14
Not sure if trolling

How?

  • 01.28.2012 2:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: The Ruckus 2010
Is this a "raff you ruse" thread?

If so, 10/10.

  • 01.28.2012 2:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

This guy might be serious

  • 01.28.2012 2:21 PM PDT
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Hmmm, I really can't decide if you're a troll or serious.

  • 01.28.2012 2:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: RC Clone
This guy might be serious


Haha lol noooo

[Edited on 01.28.2012 2:29 PM PST]

  • 01.28.2012 2:27 PM PDT

MLG PRO.

I hate the game. Thinking of selling it. Then being a Pro on TF2.

  • 01.28.2012 2:28 PM PDT
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I'm dead serious, I wouldn't have put this much effort into a post if I wasn't and I do my trolling on 4chan not official video game forums thank you very much....

  • 01.28.2012 2:28 PM PDT

Posted by: ChewyRibbit
I'm dead serious, I wouldn't have put this much effort into a post if I wasn't and I do my trolling on 4chan not official video game forums thank you very much....
If you really are serious, then I can't exactly change your mind. I could break down every paragraph of yours and tell you why everything you just said is wrong, but I don't feel up to it right now.

  • 01.28.2012 2:31 PM PDT

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Posted by: Sanuel Jackson
Posted by: ChewyRibbit
I'm dead serious, I wouldn't have put this much effort into a post if I wasn't and I do my trolling on 4chan not official video game forums thank you very much....
If you really are serious, then I can't exactly change your mind. I could break down every paragraph of yours and tell you why everything you just said is wrong, but I don't feel up to it right now.


Somebody will inevitably.

  • 01.28.2012 2:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

I think you use this as a second account for trolling.

  • 01.28.2012 2:33 PM PDT

Your post is saying that randomness is more helpful in showing skill than taking out that randomness. Yes?

  • 01.28.2012 2:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat

Posted by: Sanuel Jackson
Posted by: ChewyRibbit
I'm dead serious, I wouldn't have put this much effort into a post if I wasn't and I do my trolling on 4chan not official video game forums thank you very much....
If you really are serious, then I can't exactly change your mind. I could break down every paragraph of yours and tell you why everything you just said is wrong, but I don't feel up to it right now.


Somebody will inevitably.


Well you see...

No. We've all done this before.

  • 01.28.2012 2:34 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

Nobody is "pro" unless they're paid for playing. That's the definition of "professional", they chose it as their profession.

  • 01.28.2012 2:34 PM PDT

Posted by: And Im Here Too
Nobody is "pro" unless they're paid for playing. That's the definition of "professional", they chose it as their profession.
People have sent me xbox live cards and points cards before for being so awesome so I guess in a way, I am a pro. :)

  • 01.28.2012 2:36 PM PDT


Posted by: Sanuel Jackson
Posted by: And Im Here Too
Nobody is "pro" unless they're paid for playing. That's the definition of "professional", they chose it as their profession.
People have sent me xbox live cards and points cards before for being so awesome so I guess in a way, I am a pro. :)

Seriously? Damn :/

  • 01.28.2012 2:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.


Posted by: Sanuel Jackson
Posted by: And Im Here Too
Nobody is "pro" unless they're paid for playing. That's the definition of "professional", they chose it as their profession.
People have sent me xbox live cards and points cards before for being so awesome so I guess in a way, I am a pro. :)

And yet you unfriended me.

  • 01.28.2012 2:38 PM PDT

Posted by: Dustofsaturn
Posted by: Sanuel Jackson
Posted by: And Im Here Too
Nobody is "pro" unless they're paid for playing. That's the definition of "professional", they chose it as their profession.
People have sent me xbox live cards and points cards before for being so awesome so I guess in a way, I am a pro. :)

Seriously? Damn :/

Yeah

I've gotten some points cards before from some random people and even some live cards as well. It was a pleasant surprise.

  • 01.28.2012 2:39 PM PDT

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