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Here, take this
*hands flame suit than shoots self in face for reading that

[Edited on 01.28.2012 4:38 PM PST]

  • 01.28.2012 4:35 PM PDT

*Takes Flame Suit Happily*

What's this?

  • 01.28.2012 4:36 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
Bungie.Match.com: Our Johnson knows what the ladies like.

Dude... WTF.

  • 01.28.2012 4:39 PM PDT


Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
Dude... WTF.


Trust me. I understand!

I would feel the same if someone explained it to me so clearly too!

  • 01.28.2012 4:41 PM PDT

I am alpha, i am omega.

I am the last of the primes.

OH FFS I THOUGHT YOU HAD A LNK TO A NEW TRAILER FROM 343 OR SOME NEW INFI FROM 343.

  • 01.28.2012 4:43 PM PDT


Posted by: ferrrari
OH FFS I THOUGHT YOU HAD A LNK TO A NEW TRAILER FROM 343 OR SOME NEW INFI FROM 343.


sorry to disappoint you, but this is great info as well.

  • 01.28.2012 4:44 PM PDT

We’re flawed because we want so much more. We’re ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.

Seems legit.
/*hands OP a copy of Cryptum and Primordium* Read...

  • 01.28.2012 4:54 PM PDT

everday I'm twirlin'
Add me on steam : bo_bo_bum


Posted by: daves got H1N1
Seems legit.
/*hands OP a copy of Cryptum and Primordium* Read...

  • 01.28.2012 4:55 PM PDT


Posted by: daves got H1N1
Seems legit.
/*hands OP a copy of Cryptum and Primordium* Read...


this isn't English...

  • 01.28.2012 4:55 PM PDT

6/10 Troll

  • 01.28.2012 4:59 PM PDT

Oly Oly Oxen Free

Thanks OP, that was an informative and well verbalised read.

*shakes hand*

  • 01.28.2012 5:03 PM PDT


Posted by: Night Hawk1723
6/10 Troll


6/10?

why not just say 3/5?

or 1.5/2.5?

or .75/1.25?

or .375/.625?

So illogical!

When you say troll... do you mean this?


One who purposely and deliberately (that purpose usually being self-amusement) starts an argument in a manner which attacks others on a forum without in any way listening to the arguments proposed by his or her peers. He will spark of such an argument via the use of ad hominem attacks (i.e. 'you're nothing but a fanboy' is a popular phrase) with no substance or relevence to back them up as well as straw man arguments, which he uses to simply avoid addressing the essence of the issue.

or this


A large, brutish creature of European myth, often lacking in intelligence. Sometimes compared to the Japanese oni.

I am assuming the first one.

But how could I be that if I am not attacking anyone? I am simply informing the Nation of my shocking discovery!

  • 01.28.2012 5:07 PM PDT
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then why did 343 say to master chief in H3, "you are forerunner"? maybe 343 considered his armor to be a form building

  • 01.28.2012 5:10 PM PDT


Posted by: The Dutchman
Thanks OP, that was an informative and well verbalised read.

*shakes hand*


You are quite welcome!

And now with this superior knowledge, will you still buy Halo 4?

Oh by the way, My IQ is of 142 so I know many things. If you have any questions, please ask me!

  • 01.28.2012 5:10 PM PDT


Posted by: Ignorant baryon
then why did 343 say to master chief in H3, "you are forerunner"? maybe 343 considered his armor to be a form building

That, my friend, is a very good question. The answer is that he is suit is made from Forerunner objects. It all began in the year 2531 when Master Chief was just a young boy. The Elites stole him from his baby crib! It was foretold that he would be a great challenge to the Covenant so they decided to help him with his mission. They saw it all as a game. That trained him and gave him a suit made from the hardest material in the Universe! Forerunner objects.

That is why they called him a Forerunner!

  • 01.28.2012 5:13 PM PDT

We’re flawed because we want so much more. We’re ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.


Posted by: LEXAcide

Posted by: Ignorant baryon
then why did 343 say to master chief in H3, "you are forerunner"? maybe 343 considered his armor to be a form building

That, my friend, is a very good question. The answer is that he is suit is made from Forerunner objects. It all began in the year 2531 when Master Chief was just a young boy. The Elites stole him from his baby crib! It was foretold that he would be a great challenge to the Covenant so they decided to help him with his mission. They saw it all as a game. That trained him and gave him a suit made from the hardest material in the Universe! Forerunner objects.

That is why they called him a Forerunner!

Mind=butter toast

  • 01.28.2012 5:17 PM PDT

It all makes sense!

I think you have too much time on your hands.

  • 01.28.2012 5:27 PM PDT
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Umm, you do know that Frankie said there would be no purple in Halo 4 don't you?

  • 01.28.2012 5:28 PM PDT


Posted by: daves got H1N1

Posted by: LEXAcide

Posted by: Ignorant baryon
then why did 343 say to master chief in H3, "you are forerunner"? maybe 343 considered his armor to be a form building

That, my friend, is a very good question. The answer is that he is suit is made from Forerunner objects. It all began in the year 2531 when Master Chief was just a young boy. The Elites stole him from his baby crib! It was foretold that he would be a great challenge to the Covenant so they decided to help him with his mission. They saw it all as a game. That trained him and gave him a suit made from the hardest material in the Universe! Forerunner objects.

That is why they called him a Forerunner!

Mind=butter toast


Sorry 'ol chap. You confused me

  • 01.28.2012 5:29 PM PDT


Posted by: S p h 1 n X O 7
It all makes sense!

I think you have too much time on your hands.


But I do. This research took so much time. I am glad you had a nice read.


Posted by: wcd45
Umm, you do know that Frankie said there would be no purple in Halo 4 don't you?


There won't be any purple. He didn't lie. I guess you can say that the Covenant upgraded! Just like Master Chief. He will be wearing Orange Now!!!!

The Covenant dumped the purple and started wearing Green. In hopes that the baby Sangheli would start worrying more about the environment. Those kids think the world doesn't need trees. How dumb they look!

So in some sense you're right!

No more purple!

[Edited on 01.28.2012 5:33 PM PST]

  • 01.28.2012 5:30 PM PDT

@accordingto343

Your one stop shop for all of 343's fabulous errors and ridiculous notions in the Halo lore.

Do I cry at the sheer stupidity of the OP or laugh at it instead? Tough call.

  • 01.28.2012 5:30 PM PDT


Posted by: DecepticonCobra
Do I cry at the sheer stupidity of the OP or laugh at it instead? Tough call.

You laughing at my "stupidity" would result in you humiliating yourself because you would imply that you disagree. If you disagree, you simply show your "stupidity". The irony...

I recommend you just laugh and move along. Avoid the danger of embarrassment.

  • 01.28.2012 5:35 PM PDT

We’re flawed because we want so much more. We’re ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.


Posted by: DecepticonCobra
Do I cry at the sheer stupidity of the OP or laugh at it instead? Tough call.

Or option three.
Murder suicide.

[Edited on 01.28.2012 5:36 PM PST]

  • 01.28.2012 5:36 PM PDT

Escalators don't break, they just become stairs.


Posted by: LEXAcide
The Elites made him think that they were on his side but then they returned with the Profits. It was all a plan!


Discuss.

*double facepalm*

Wait, the elites made money off of the war?

[Edited on 01.28.2012 5:40 PM PST]

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