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Subject: Halo 4 Explained!

@accordingto343

Your one stop shop for all of 343's fabulous errors and ridiculous notions in the Halo lore.

Posted by: LEXAcide

Posted by: DecepticonCobra
Do I cry at the sheer stupidity of the OP or laugh at it instead? Tough call.

You laughing at my "stupidity" would result in you humiliating yourself because you would imply that you disagree. If you disagree, you simply show your "stupidity". The irony...

I recommend you just laugh and move along. Avoid the danger of embarrassment.


My well reasoned and intelligent retort.

  • 01.28.2012 5:39 PM PDT


Posted by: DecepticonCobra
Posted by: LEXAcide

Posted by: DecepticonCobra
Do I cry at the sheer stupidity of the OP or laugh at it instead? Tough call.

You laughing at my "stupidity" would result in you humiliating yourself because you would imply that you disagree. If you disagree, you simply show your "stupidity". The irony...

I recommend you just laugh and move along. Avoid the danger of embarrassment.


My well reasoned and intelligent retort.


*Hands Flame Suit*

You will need this...

  • 01.28.2012 5:41 PM PDT

@accordingto343

Your one stop shop for all of 343's fabulous errors and ridiculous notions in the Halo lore.

*chuckles*

No, no, I'm good.

  • 01.28.2012 5:47 PM PDT

We’re flawed because we want so much more. We’re ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.

Were the hell is Grey when you need him?
WE NEED A GREY CALL

  • 01.28.2012 5:56 PM PDT

@accordingto343

Your one stop shop for all of 343's fabulous errors and ridiculous notions in the Halo lore.

Posted by: daves got H1N1
Were the hell is Grey when you need him?
WE NEED A GREY CALL


Civilizing the barbarians at Waypoint last I checked.

  • 01.28.2012 6:00 PM PDT

We’re flawed because we want so much more. We’re ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.


Posted by: DecepticonCobra
Posted by: daves got H1N1
Were the hell is Grey when you need him?
WE NEED A GREY CALL


Civilizing the barbarians at Waypoint last I checked.

By the Gods...
I would pay to see that.
*Steps back on Waypoint for the first time in months*

  • 01.28.2012 6:59 PM PDT

Why are you here?


Posted by: DecepticonCobra
Do I cry at the sheer stupidity of the OP or laugh at it instead? Tough call.


Neither, cause he's a bad troll.

Wait I guess you could laugh at him for that...

  • 01.28.2012 8:45 PM PDT

It's disturbing how many people didn't recognise he was trolling.

Also, his need to keep this charade up proves his obvious need for attention. Wonder what that is making up for.

  • 01.28.2012 9:04 PM PDT

It all makes sense now.

  • 01.28.2012 9:05 PM PDT


Posted by: TerroristMan151
It all makes sense now.


You sir deserve a golden egg!

Everyone else is too feeble-minded.

too bad, too bad...

  • 01.28.2012 9:12 PM PDT

Wha...What...Wha...What the -blam!- did I just read?!?!

  • 01.28.2012 9:41 PM PDT

Lost Somewhere Deep Within The Bungie Universe.


Posted by: LEXAcide
OK guys! It took me nearly a year to find all this information out! I finally discovered exactly what Halo 4 is about.

Now I know that everybody thinks that Forerunners are going to be in the game. They are NOT!


This is obvious because the Covenant will be the enemies. This is obvious because just look at Halo 1,2, and 3. Only Covenant!

How do you even know that Forerunners exist? We haven't seen any!

Forerunners are just those weird buildings and tunnels in the Halo Games! That's why Cortana said, "those are Forerunner objects". Obviously Forerunners are buildings!

Now back on topic, Master Chief thinks that he finished the fight, but the fight has just begun! The Elites made him think that they were on his side but then they returned with the Profits. It was all a plan!

I don't know why this isn't as obvious to everyone as it is for me!

That is a Forerunner planet made by the Elites!!!

Discuss.


okay. I'm fixing this Topic. Halo 4's trailer involves a shield world, we all know what those are, right? the forerunner Planets Created to Protect sentient life from the Halo Arrays. and the elites were on the edge of separating from the loosely held Covenant anyway(Halo 2). The last surviving Prophet (Truth) Died in Halo 3, so therefore the elites could not re-join the prophets, but most likely are going to be the new leaders of the Covenant. a new friendlier one. and forerunners are everywhere. the Sentinels and Moniters(343 Guilty Spark, And 2401 Penitent Tangent are seen in the series) are hyper-intelligent AI's created by The Humanoid forerunners. and if anyone pays any attention to Terminals, in Halo 3 and Anniversary. The Elites Have Technology Based on their own Knowledge of Forerunner tech, but are not the Creators of Forerunner tech. Now if you wish to be proven wrong Completely, ill go get something FAR worse than a kill-ball. The Didact. he will prove you wrong severely. but thanks for brainwashing my People of the Halo Universe.

  • 01.28.2012 10:18 PM PDT

Go in...kill....then.....TEA BAG!!!

after a year of finding information, all you got was this? i appluade you sir for trolling us and wasting your time.

  • 01.28.2012 10:23 PM PDT

Lost Somewhere Deep Within The Bungie Universe.

I know more than i should, WAY more than i should, but just one more thing i know. i learn more in a day than he does in a year. that hurts to see how horrible the Human Brain is. Compared to the Bungie-Brain.

  • 01.28.2012 10:28 PM PDT

Whoops...

I can't tell if troll or just stupid.

  • 01.29.2012 12:39 AM PDT

Join the canadian armed forces, travel to extioc places, meet new people and kill them??

who knows ...

  • 01.29.2012 12:54 AM PDT

ummmm Mr troll have you ever seen or heard of any of the halo books, especially cryptum or primordium or the fall of reach, cryptum and primordium are both about the forerunners themselves and the fall of reach is about the spartan training program and how john came to be the last spartan

  • 01.29.2012 3:48 AM PDT

Playing for fun everyday.


Posted by: LEXAcide
OK guys! It took me nearly a year to find all this information out! I finally discovered exactly what Halo 4 is about.

Now I know that everybody thinks that Forerunners are going to be in the game. They are NOT!


This is obvious because the Covenant will be the enemies. This is obvious because just look at Halo 1,2, and 3. Only Covenant!

How do you even know that Forerunners exist? We haven't seen any!

Forerunners are just those weird buildings and tunnels in the Halo Games! That's why Cortana said, "those are Forerunner objects". Obviously Forerunners are buildings!

Now back on topic, Master Chief thinks that he finished the fight, but the fight has just begun! The Elites made him think that they were on his side but then they returned with the Profits. It was all a plan!

I don't know why this isn't as obvious to everyone as it is for me!

That is a Forerunner planet made by the Elites!!!

Discuss.



Seem pretty legit.

  • 01.29.2012 8:48 AM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.

You should be ashamed of yourself and your family.

  • 01.29.2012 9:01 AM PDT
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dipset ya dig

after reading that load of nonsense....(looks down barrel of DMR pulls trigger)

  • 01.29.2012 9:06 AM PDT

More like 7777777/10 troll.

  • 01.29.2012 1:43 PM PDT

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  • 01.29.2012 1:47 PM PDT
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oops wrong gamer tag linked to my bungie.net account hehe...

hay! guess what? ever seen Halo: legends? IT HAS FORERUNNERS IN IT DUM-BUTT!

  • 01.29.2012 1:52 PM PDT

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This. Explains. Everything.

  • 01.29.2012 2:29 PM PDT

"I may not be perfect, but always been true."

Can't tell if trolling or just really stupid....

  • 01.29.2012 2:31 PM PDT

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