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Subject: ******* from Erie, PA, I met your mom!
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Posted by: Jay120171
Bobcast: the only ninja to operate an ER out of his mom's basement

I wanted to post this last night in the flood, but for professional reasons didn't. I posted it in HFCS, and my fellow ninjas though it was too good not to share. So I am, but I'm taking out the names.

Here is the story,

A fellow resident I work with has been hitting on this lady. He gets her to go out to the bars tonight, but she insist on bringing a friend.

Queue me.

He asks me to come along as the wing man. He knows I just got out of a relationship and that I need a good night out working my skills back up. I accept.

We get to the bar and I am paired with this lady a year or two older than me. Fairly good looking. However I'm still not ready to start anew and I know my role is to keep the friend distracted so my buddy can get laid.

As the night goes on we talk about random crap. Eventually the four of us land on the topic of what is better, Star Wars or Star Trek.

When the question is asked of me, I respond, "I'm more of a Halo man."

This response peaks the attention of the lady I'm trying to distract. She says, "My son ****** loves that game! He plays it all the time. He also is always on their website, I think he calls it The Flood site."

I literally didn't know how to respond.

Do I spill the beans and let her know who I am? Or do I play stupid?

I went with stupid. I don't plan on ever seeing this chick again. Although she was cool, she wasn't my type, and as I said before too freshly single to try and play the game.

On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...

[Edited on 01.28.2012 4:54 PM PST]

  • 01.28.2012 4:51 PM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Did you ask for her son's username?

Also, you forgot to censor his name in the last line...

[Edited on 01.28.2012 4:53 PM PST]

  • 01.28.2012 4:52 PM PDT

*graps popcorn* this is gonna go down in history.

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Posted by: bobcast
I wanted to post this last night in the flood, but for professional reasons didn't. I posted it in HFCS, and my fellow ninjas though it was too good not to share. So I am, but I'm taking out the names.



On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...


i think you left a name in thur.

[Edited on 01.28.2012 4:54 PM PST by bobcast]

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Tell her you've seen what her son posts...

[Edited on 01.28.2012 4:54 PM PST]

  • 01.28.2012 4:53 PM PDT

"This was a triumph...
I'm making a note here, huge success.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction..."

It would be awkward if she knew. Just play it stupid, I guess.

  • 01.28.2012 4:54 PM PDT

Posted by: Gen Petitt
ME2 was known for stupidity and being retarded

Hey, I live around there!

Those stars censoring the name...I have seven letters in my name!

Oh shi-

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  • 01.28.2012 4:54 PM PDT

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Posted by: SonOfTheShire
Did you ask for her son's username?

Also, you forgot to censor his name in the last line...


Rofl my Waffle

  • 01.28.2012 4:54 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

Holy -blam!-. . .

You just got the groove on with a Floodanian's mom. You could of been someone's new daddy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

  • 01.28.2012 4:55 PM PDT

Come on man, don't just let her go. Pound her ass like it owes you money.

  • 01.28.2012 4:55 PM PDT

Don't mistake a temptation for an opportunity.

Nevermind.

[Edited on 01.28.2012 4:55 PM PST]

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Posted by: Jay120171
Bobcast: the only ninja to operate an ER out of his mom's basement


Posted by: THElizzard01
Hey, I live around there!

Those stars censoring the name...I have seven letters in my name!

Oh shi-


Where was your mom at last night?

  • 01.28.2012 4:55 PM PDT

I laughed out loud.

  • 01.28.2012 4:55 PM PDT

Post names! You know you want to

  • 01.28.2012 4:56 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: bobcast

Posted by: THElizzard01
Hey, I live around there!

Those stars censoring the name...I have seven letters in my name!

Oh shi-


Where was your mom at last night?


You realize how weird this is going to get if her son finds out right.

  • 01.28.2012 4:56 PM PDT
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Ha, nice second hand censor cover up... xD

  • 01.28.2012 4:56 PM PDT

Well, I've been economical with the truth.

Bob: This is gunna go well

Random girl: My son-

Bob: Nope.avi.

  • 01.28.2012 4:56 PM PDT

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Posted by: slayer2142
I laughed out loud.
This too.

  • 01.28.2012 4:57 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

Normally people go for Foman's mom, now Babcast is going for our moms.

0_0

  • 01.28.2012 4:57 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

I would NOT tell her who you are in relation to this site.




Just sayin'.

Also, I live 2 hours from there.

[Edited on 01.28.2012 5:00 PM PST]

  • 01.28.2012 4:58 PM PDT

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Known Informantion:
>Lives in or near Erie, Pennsylvania
>Is 14
>Is a Floodian.

also, Hot topic in 2 days, amazing.

[Edited on 01.29.2012 3:57 PM PST]

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