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Subject: ******* from Erie, PA, I met your mom!


Posted by: G O R E25
Posted by: pwnage79
I have to be the first to do this? Really, Flood? Alright...

Bobcast is...

There's a reason nobody posted that stupid ass video


I still think somebody would've.

  • 01.29.2012 8:31 AM PDT
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This thread is full of win.

  • 01.29.2012 8:31 AM PDT

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So many lols were had while reading this thread...

  • 01.29.2012 8:33 AM PDT

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Posted by: G O R E25
Posted by: pwnage79
I have to be the first to do this? Really, Flood? Alright...

Bobcast is...

There's a reason nobody posted that stupid ass video


I still think somebody would've.

Unfortunately you're probably correct

  • 01.29.2012 8:40 AM PDT

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Posted by: bobcast
On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...

LMAO

  • 01.29.2012 8:41 AM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Posted by: bobcast
On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...

Gee, what kid wouldn't love to discover that about their mother? On an Internet forum no less.

I really can't understand why her son wouldn't or hasn't come forward. He'd be a hero.... as long as he provided pics of his mother who he now knows is.... well, you know.

  • 01.29.2012 8:47 AM PDT

Here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on.

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: bobcast
On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...

Gee, what kid wouldn't love to discover that about their mother? On an Internet forum no less.

I really can't understand why her son wouldn't or hasn't come forward. He'd be a hero.... as long as he provided pics of his mother who he now knows is.... well, you know.

He'd be an hero all right

  • 01.29.2012 8:49 AM PDT

lawl
posting in epic thread

  • 01.29.2012 8:51 AM PDT

Posted by: G O R E25
He'd be an hero all right


You sir, have wit.

  • 01.29.2012 8:51 AM PDT

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: bobcast
On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...

Gee, what kid wouldn't love to discover that about their mother? On an Internet forum no less.

I wonder how that conversation would go...

  • 01.29.2012 8:56 AM PDT
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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Posted by: westpointusma15
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: bobcast
On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...
Gee, what kid wouldn't love to discover that about their mother? On an Internet forum no less.
I wonder how that conversation would go...

Awkwardly at best.

It's not easy being a teen with a mother who is single and dating. Part of you wants her to be happy and to be social, part of you is embarrassed that she's out there with men viewing her the way that you are now looking at women.

It's also awkward if/when your friends let you know (as if you didn't) that "dude your mom is hot and I would so __________" well, it's not comfortable. Unless you're a douche, and then you tend to play along and disrespect your mom as if she deserves it.

If this young man does (or has) read this, I would want him to know one thing. His mom loves and cares enough about him that she was willing to bring him up in conversation and talk about something that he does and enjoys doing. It shows that, as a mom, she does notice, she does care, and she is paying attention to her son, and sounds like she loves and respects him.

  • 01.29.2012 9:08 AM PDT

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Oh my jesus this is hilarious. LMAO

And yeah, whoever the kid is...

[Edited on 01.29.2012 9:27 AM PST]

  • 01.29.2012 9:25 AM PDT

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Posted by: PunxsatownyPhil
I don't know who made this one, but I love them...


That would be me.

  • 01.29.2012 9:29 AM PDT

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DUDE HOLE CRAP THE NINJAS BE BANGING EVERYONE'S MOTHERS!!!!!!!!!



Bobcast, I love you. I really do.



YOU HAVE NO IDEA how amazing this story is. HOL[fsdIBGNO:UBDESFNGOINB ESBIGOIBSDG HAHAHAHAHABHN OH GOD! I'm literaslly crying right now!

Please, you gotta tell her the next time you see her. HOLy sdlbsb that was absoluty amazing. I cant se ve YES!

[Edited on 01.29.2012 9:29 AM PST]

  • 01.29.2012 9:29 AM PDT
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Someone needs to pin this thread to ensure the guy sees it.

  • 01.29.2012 9:29 AM PDT

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Posted by: The Wo1f
Oh my jesus this is hilarious. LMAO

And yeah, whoever the kid is...


I also made that one. Yay!

  • 01.29.2012 9:39 AM PDT

Why are you looking at this?

This sounds like a script to a really bad porno.

...

or a really good one.

  • 01.29.2012 9:42 AM PDT

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Posted by: X IrishTerror X
This sounds like a script to a really bad porno.

...

or a really good one.

"Oh, ban me Bobcast! Ban me harder!"

  • 01.29.2012 9:49 AM PDT

Roses are red
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Posted by: westpointusma15
Posted by: X IrishTerror X
This sounds like a script to a really bad porno.

...

or a really good one.

"Oh, ban me Bobcast! Ban me harder!"


"Whip out your banhammer for me!"

  • 01.29.2012 9:56 AM PDT


Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: westpointusma15
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: bobcast
On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...
Gee, what kid wouldn't love to discover that about their mother? On an Internet forum no less.
I wonder how that conversation would go...

Awkwardly at best.

It's not easy being a teen with a mother who is single and dating. Part of you wants her to be happy and to be social, part of you is embarrassed that she's out there with men viewing her the way that you are now looking at women.


You're not a douche just for admitting that a Forum ninja wants to slam your mom like she's in a hockey match.

  • 01.29.2012 9:57 AM PDT

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Making like an ASUS motherboard and POSTing.

In all seriousness, this thread will be remembered forever.

When Bungie's next project is released and the forums become flooded with new users, we'll have this. This thread. It will be referenced for years to come: "Hey, remember that one time bobcast met someone's mom"!, "Yea! That was epic"!

I know it's a little early (January and all), but I'd like to nominate this thread for 'Thread Of The Year'.

  • 01.29.2012 10:11 AM PDT

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: westpointusma15
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: bobcast
On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...
Gee, what kid wouldn't love to discover that about their mother? On an Internet forum no less.
I wonder how that conversation would go...

It's also awkward if/when your friends let you know (as if you didn't) that "dude your mom is hot and I would so __________"

I made it my mission to make my friends as uncomfortable as possible.

  • 01.29.2012 10:13 AM PDT

Key

Thank god I'm clear on the other side of Pennsylvania.

Good on you though, bobcast. This is one of the rare occasions I will break my own code of conduct and post in the flood.

  • 01.29.2012 10:41 AM PDT
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Posted by: XoG Suppressor
I know it's a little early (January and all), but I'd like to nominate this thread for 'Thread Of The Year'.

I second this. Any objections?

  • 01.29.2012 10:43 AM PDT