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Subject: ******* from Erie, PA, I met your mom!

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Oh my!! this is amazing!! you should've went with the spill the beans option. totally boss. "yeah, im a total boss on this site. you dont bang me your son gets banned forever muhahah!!!"

  • 01.30.2012 7:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: x Foman123 x
Please note; anybody who attempts to use this or any other thread as a way to find out who the user is -- either in real life or their Bungie.net identity -- will receive a harsh ban for harassment with the possibility of permanent ban.

The name is censored for a reason. This is not a mystery for you to solve; laugh and enjoy the story and go on about your day.


well when, I find out who it is, I will be rewarded above anyone else on the flood. a Perma ban does not scare me. neither does Foman. I only respect 3 Mods- Recon, Bobcast, True Underdog.

  • 01.30.2012 7:45 PM PDT


Posted by: T1d3

Posted by: x Foman123 x
Please note; anybody who attempts to use this or any other thread as a way to find out who the user is -- either in real life or their Bungie.net identity -- will receive a harsh ban for harassment with the possibility of permanent ban.

The name is censored for a reason. This is not a mystery for you to solve; laugh and enjoy the story and go on about your day.


well when, I find out who it is, I will be rewarded above anyone else on the flood. a Perma ban does not scare me. neither does Foman. I only respect 3 Mods- Recon, Bobcast, True Underdog.


woah!

  • 01.31.2012 12:22 AM PDT

<3 this.

Haven't had a good laugh in a while.

  • 01.31.2012 12:30 AM PDT

Watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfTAPN_3q4Q

A Ninja posting a girl advice thread? Well I guess the flood has fallen to complete -blam!- now

  • 01.31.2012 12:52 AM PDT

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

How is this a girl advice thread....


Posted by: Doc Bacon
A Ninja posting a girl advice thread? Well I guess the flood has fallen to complete -blam!- now

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YAY!

This is amazing!! [thread saved]

  • 01.31.2012 12:58 AM PDT
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Posted by: T1d3

Posted by: x Foman123 x
Please note; anybody who attempts to use this or any other thread as a way to find out who the user is -- either in real life or their Bungie.net identity -- will receive a harsh ban for harassment with the possibility of permanent ban.

The name is censored for a reason. This is not a mystery for you to solve; laugh and enjoy the story and go on about your day.


well when, I find out who it is, I will be rewarded above anyone else on the flood. a Perma ban does not scare me. neither does Foman. I only respect 3 Mods- Recon, Bobcast, True Underdog.


woah!


dude I know I'm so cool right!

  • 01.31.2012 3:21 AM PDT

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Posted by: Unanimate Objec
There's no way Nate Hawbaker's favorite hero is Alan Stuart


ALAN IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN!

Pinning on wall inbound.


OT: Quite interesting.

  • 01.31.2012 3:37 AM PDT
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Posted by: R3ACTlON
Hard is good.

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[Edited on 01.31.2012 3:42 AM PST]

  • 01.31.2012 3:42 AM PDT

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Hahaha, this is great. "Let the puppies out of the pen," hahaha.

  • 01.31.2012 3:47 AM PDT

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This is actually a pretty cool story. I've never met anyone that has even the slightest relationship with the Flood.


Posted by: The Storm
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Cool comment bro.

[Edited on 01.31.2012 3:49 AM PST]

  • 01.31.2012 3:47 AM PDT

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Posted by: HipiO7
This man, this man right here put it so eloquently that I actually cancelled my own 2000+ word long post.
/slow clap for respect


:)
The person who said participating is important, not winning, obviously never won anything.

So, have we found who's the lucky boy?

  • 01.31.2012 5:30 AM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything

Posted by: HipiO7
So, have we found who's the lucky boy?
Some dude came in here with odd text and told us to stop. We've since theorized that it was his mother.

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Posted by: Kickimanjaro
Posted by: HipiO7
So, have we found who's the lucky boy?
Some dude came in here with odd text and told us to stop. We've since theorized that it was his mother.

Wait... could you refer to that post? I've read the whole thread and I don't recognize the post you're talking about.

EDIT: Oh lol I get it.
/derp

Foman, prepare for... something

[Edited on 01.31.2012 6:34 AM PST]

  • 01.31.2012 6:32 AM PDT

Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would be right proud Eternally to die for.

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  • 01.31.2012 8:37 AM PDT

*reminisces when the Bungie/Halo community wasn't made up of CoD kids*
*sighs*
*activates time-machine and sets the clock back to Nov. 9, 2004*
glory days here I come..
*vanishes*


Posted by: lord of dahorde
I don't get it.

  • 01.31.2012 9:39 AM PDT
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The End

‘The conscious is cancerous if allowed to linger’

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

Posted by: lord of dahorde
Posted by: lord of dahorde
I don't get it.
When a mummy and a bobcast love eachother very much they talk to Mr. Stork. Stork being a euphemism for male genitalia and talking in fact being the opening of a different mouth and the stimulation that ensues. Sorry, did I ruin your childhood?

  • 01.31.2012 9:53 AM PDT

:)

Posted by: Tom T
Posted by: lord of dahorde
Posted by: lord of dahorde
I don't get it.
When a mummy and a bobcast love eachother very much they talk to Mr. Stork. Stork being a euphemism for male genitalia and talking in fact being the opening of a different mouth and the stimulation that ensues. Sorry, did I ruin your childhood?


So Bobcast talks to his dick?

[Edited on 01.31.2012 10:02 AM PST]

  • 01.31.2012 9:55 AM PDT

I change shapes just to hide in this place but im still im still an animal...


Posted by: Tom T
Posted by: lord of dahorde
Posted by: lord of dahorde
I don't get it.
When a mummy and a bobcast love eachother very much they talk to Mr. Stork. Stork being a euphemism for male genitalia and talking in fact being the opening of a different mouth and the stimulation that ensues. Sorry, did I ruin your childhood?


I think this is as graphic as you can go without actually getting your post removed 0_0

  • 01.31.2012 9:57 AM PDT
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‘The conscious is cancerous if allowed to linger’

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

Posted by: ravingmasher626
You dirty bastard.
I preferred your first question, to which the answer was "Don't we all?"

Now I have some idea of what it is like to be Jim's Dad :)

[Edited on 01.31.2012 10:03 AM PST]

  • 01.31.2012 9:57 AM PDT

Posted by: bobcast
let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...


I like puppies.

[Edited on 01.31.2012 10:07 AM PST]

  • 01.31.2012 10:00 AM PDT


Posted by: Tom T
Posted by: lord of dahorde
Posted by: lord of dahorde
I don't get it.
When a mummy and a bobcast love eachother very much they talk to Mr. Stork. Stork being a euphemism for male genitalia and talking in fact being the opening of a different mouth and the stimulation that ensues. Sorry, did I ruin your childhood?


Not necessarily a different mouth.

  • 01.31.2012 10:05 AM PDT

*reminisces when the Bungie/Halo community wasn't made up of CoD kids*
*sighs*
*activates time-machine and sets the clock back to Nov. 9, 2004*
glory days here I come..
*vanishes*


Posted by: Tom T
Sorry, did I ruin your childhood?

I'm scared.
*Runs off screaming*

  • 01.31.2012 10:07 AM PDT
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I'm very close to finding said boy......

  • 01.31.2012 11:24 AM PDT