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Subject: ******* from Erie, PA, I met your mom!

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Posted by: Maximus Decimus
Agreed. All the changes are good and add variety. Do we really want another Halo 3? Just running around with one gun and no armor abilities? It's good that 343 wants to try something new. Do we really want the same thing for three more games?


Posted by: Tom T
Posted by: ravingmasher626
You dirty bastard.
I preferred your first question, to which the answer was "Don't we all?"

Now I have some idea of what it is like to be Jim's Dad :)
So I have a question.

Do the Ninja's know some of the other ones in real life?
How did you meet/talk? Was it because you were both ninjas?

  • 01.31.2012 12:38 PM PDT


Posted by: ravingmasher626
Posted by: Tom T
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Posted by: lord of dahorde
I don't get it.
When a mummy and a bobcast love eachother very much they talk to Mr. Stork. Stork being a euphemism for male genitalia and talking in fact being the opening of a different mouth and the stimulation that ensues. Sorry, did I ruin your childhood?


So Bobcast talks to his dick?


Lol!

  • 01.31.2012 12:55 PM PDT

Bobcast is now the coolest Ninja ever.

<3

  • 01.31.2012 1:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: T1d3

Posted by: x Foman123 x
Please note; anybody who attempts to use this or any other thread as a way to find out who the user is -- either in real life or their Bungie.net identity -- will receive a harsh ban for harassment with the possibility of permanent ban.

The name is censored for a reason. This is not a mystery for you to solve; laugh and enjoy the story and go on about your day.


well when, I find out who it is, I will be rewarded above anyone else on the flood. a Perma ban does not scare me. neither does Foman. I only respect 3 Mods- Recon, Bobcast, True Underdog.


No! I will be known as a hero on this forum if I find out who it is!


please do not make me hurt you. Just stand back. I am so close to the truth

  • 01.31.2012 2:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: ravingmasher626
Posted by: Kickimanjaro
Posted by: r c takedown
Become the kid's new father, and teach him the ways of the ninja.
In their tongue he is Dovakin, Ninja Born!


Ninjahkiin Ninjahkiin
Naal ok zin los vahriin
wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal
ahrk fin norok paal graan
fod nust hon zindro zaan
Ninjahkiin fah hin kogaan mu draal

FUS RO CAST

Nope, it's FUS RO BAN!

OT: This definitely made my day.

[Edited on 01.31.2012 6:49 PM PST]

  • 01.31.2012 6:48 PM PDT

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

Epic Bread - Im posting in it.

  • 01.31.2012 8:16 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

Steps to be on the top hot topic list:
1. Be a ninja

2. Have an interesting story....bro....

  • 01.31.2012 9:17 PM PDT

>Sees all these people hopping on bobcasts dick
> Loved him before this thread, loved him when i first joined.
> Sheds tear when I see recon has banned me and not him.

  • 01.31.2012 9:18 PM PDT

Basically, I make the best topics ever.

Feedback!
Duardo: This thread is locked for being stupid.
cortana 5 : It's perpetually my time of the month and I'm just grouchy.
Foman: I see absolutely no reason, either theoretical or practical, that this is not a superb idea. Excellent work, my friend.

Posted by: Old Papa Rich
I say we take note of everyone who doesn't post in this thread. That's our guy.
Haha screw you, making me post again...

  • 02.01.2012 1:45 AM PDT
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Posted by: bobcast
On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...


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  • 02.01.2012 5:30 AM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything

This thread is still going, and I think that is hilarious.

  • 02.01.2012 10:19 AM PDT

This is how I envisioned it

  • 02.01.2012 10:56 AM PDT

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Posted by: Killingcrafter
This is how I envisioned it
Haha, that's pretty much how I saw it too.

  • 02.01.2012 11:17 AM PDT

yas334229812

Hmm interesting, well not many flood users, its more common for redditors than it will be for the flood. Man if that kid actually does find out, his mom is so gonna know who you are, that is if she remembers you.
Did you tell your friend?

  • 02.01.2012 11:27 AM PDT
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Priceless. Thread saved.

  • 02.01.2012 12:10 PM PDT
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Hey.

Look out guys, bobcast might have done your mom last night!

At least you can finally say a mom joke and mean it literally.

[Edited on 02.01.2012 12:22 PM PST]

  • 02.01.2012 12:18 PM PDT

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth, you'd get a lot of free games.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

Actually, you should have told her.

  • 02.01.2012 12:46 PM PDT

Halo without Bungie is like a cookie made without love.

Contributing to this thread with picture I made in 2 minutes.

[Edited on 02.01.2012 1:07 PM PST]

  • 02.01.2012 1:07 PM PDT

Posted by: bobcast
and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...
Wow, wow, wow... was that a mum joke? Mr T would like a word with you.
When you put down one mother, you puttin' down mothers all over the world.

  • 02.01.2012 1:13 PM PDT

The Bloody Nine will take over the world. And you will be his slave!
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Posted by: woooooooo13
Contributing to this thread with picture I made in 2 minutes.

Approving this picture.

  • 02.01.2012 1:14 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Yeah, I'm gonna be that guy.

This thread is messed up. Its been on the front page for days now, and is pinned to the side.


There is a Floodian who has been singled out. That is REALLY messed up. We may not, but he knows who he is. Now he's in this forum terrified that we may find out who he is.

You shouldn't have told us your the home town. You could have left it at your meeting one of our moms. You gave enough info that he'll be terrified every-time a thread asks what home town are you from, or what school do you go to.

And fr the record, it is NOT me. I'm an adult, and live in CA.

  • 02.01.2012 1:18 PM PDT

People get singled out all the time. I live really close to Bob and this floodian by the way, but im in a different state. Buffalo sucks, we got nothin goin on here.

  • 02.01.2012 1:43 PM PDT

Hey, now!

This is officially either the greatest or worst thing to ever happen to Star Wars. I'm going with the former.

Whoah whoah whoah -are you actually saying a member of The Flood, let alone Bobcast went out for some drinks with a girl , and she even took out the twins?

Sign of the Apocalypse #7.

[Edited on 02.01.2012 2:05 PM PST]

  • 02.01.2012 2:05 PM PDT

MWHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!
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Sorry that happens sometimes.


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"I had reach... She had flexibility... And about 2 kegs of beer..."


teehee

  • 02.01.2012 2:10 PM PDT