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Subject: ******* from Erie, PA, I met your mom!

MWHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!
...
Sorry that happens sometimes.

This...is...*mixed reaction*

  • 02.01.2012 2:12 PM PDT

Turkey

First the Clockman, now this...


Toasting in another epic bread.

  • 02.01.2012 2:28 PM PDT

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--------____.`=====.-.~:_______\___|==============[oo
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Have Fai7h

My old Halo account: karsttheninja99

Congratz on the win Bobcast

  • 02.01.2012 2:31 PM PDT

I had great times on the flood but it isn't fair to you guys for me to spam there when i get bored. This is really hard to say but i think it's time to say goodbye. This recent ban i got has showed me that. You have all made me laugh and i have even met some new friends, just know that this place you have is something really special i didn't ever seem to appreciate. Farewell you crazy bastards, i havent teared up in a long time......Giraff95 signing out for a time unknown. :)

This is a burrito wrapped in win

  • 02.01.2012 2:46 PM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

What happened to Clockman, anyway?


Posted by: Malceor
First the Clockman, now this...


Toasting in another epic bread.

  • 02.01.2012 2:58 PM PDT

meet her son, find out his username...

  • 02.01.2012 3:15 PM PDT


Posted by: Ktan Dantaktee
Posted by: SuperMoose178

Posted by: Ktan Dantaktee
Holy crap. You should ban the kid, and the reason should say:

"Because your mom (Insert her name here) has a nice rack."
If anything the user should be given a special title. Not a ban.


I mean just a small little 5 minute blacklist.


and be given the title "'s mom has a nice rack"

  • 02.01.2012 3:17 PM PDT

i wonder how many kids just asked their mum if the met a guy who likes halo last night...

  • 02.01.2012 3:25 PM PDT

Name's Pixel.
There's a 87.7% chance that I'm better than you.
At everything.
Also.
Please message me if you have any objections.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Bobcast is winning...

  • 02.01.2012 3:33 PM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything

Posted by: epicCgamer
i wonder how many kids just asked their mum if the met a guy who likes halo last night...
I'd guess three or four.

  • 02.02.2012 2:04 AM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

More. More. MOAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Posted by: Kickimanjaro
Posted by: epicCgamer
i wonder how many kids just asked their mum if the met a guy who likes halo last night...
I'd guess three or four.

  • 02.02.2012 2:26 AM PDT


Posted by: epicCgamer
i wonder how many kids just asked their mum if the met a guy who likes halo last night...

I guess that depends of how many Floodians live in Erie, PA.

  • 02.02.2012 2:49 PM PDT

yas334229812

Hope this search does not occur on other sites other than the flood.

  • 02.02.2012 2:53 PM PDT

-From the unusual mind of TheUsualPsycho

Hehehehe... This made TFT's in just a few days. Priceless.

  • 02.02.2012 3:02 PM PDT

Is the stars covering up first name or last?

  • 02.02.2012 3:04 PM PDT

-From the unusual mind of TheUsualPsycho


Posted by: pwnage79
Is the stars covering up first name or last?

First, I believe.

  • 02.02.2012 3:12 PM PDT

XBL: Supernova33221
PSN ID: SrilanKING

Add me if you like!


Posted by: MLP Rainbow Dash
Posted by: Killingcrafter
This is how I envisioned it
Haha, that's pretty much how I saw it too.


same!

  • 02.02.2012 3:17 PM PDT


Posted by: TheUsualPsycho

Posted by: pwnage79
Is the stars covering up first name or last?

First, I believe.


Well, if it's last and the first 3 letters are Den...

Though I don't live in PA, I'm in NJ.

[Edited on 02.02.2012 3:21 PM PST]

  • 02.02.2012 3:17 PM PDT


Posted by: bobcast
I wanted to post this last night in the flood, but for professional reasons didn't. I posted it in HFCS, and my fellow ninjas though it was too good not to share. So I am, but I'm taking out the names.

Here is the story,

A fellow resident I work with has been hitting on this lady. He gets her to go out to the bars tonight, but she insist on bringing a friend.

Queue me.

He asks me to come along as the wing man. He knows I just got out of a relationship and that I need a good night out working my skills back up. I accept.

We get to the bar and I am paired with this lady a year or two older than me. Fairly good looking. However I'm still not ready to start anew and I know my role is to keep the friend distracted so my buddy can get laid.

As the night goes on we talk about random crap. Eventually the four of us land on the topic of what is better, Star Wars or Star Trek.

When the question is asked of me, I respond, "I'm more of a Halo man."

This response peaks the attention of the lady I'm trying to distract. She says, "My son ****** loves that game! He plays it all the time. He also is always on their website, I think he calls it The Flood site."

I literally didn't know how to respond.

Do I spill the beans and let her know who I am? Or do I play stupid?

I went with stupid. I don't plan on ever seeing this chick again. Although she was cool, she wasn't my type, and as I said before too freshly single to try and play the game.

On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...


How in the name of Jesus on a pogo stick did you ever land a moderator position? Shameful display, man. I hope a higher up notices this and removes your moderator privileges.

  • 02.02.2012 3:32 PM PDT

I'm so pro. Why you ask? For my username has x's in it, of course.


Posted by: Mr Gruntsworthy

Posted by: bobcast
I wanted to post this last night in the flood, but for professional reasons didn't. I posted it in HFCS, and my fellow ninjas though it was too good not to share. So I am, but I'm taking out the names.

Here is the story,

A fellow resident I work with has been hitting on this lady. He gets her to go out to the bars tonight, but she insist on bringing a friend.

Queue me.

He asks me to come along as the wing man. He knows I just got out of a relationship and that I need a good night out working my skills back up. I accept.

We get to the bar and I am paired with this lady a year or two older than me. Fairly good looking. However I'm still not ready to start anew and I know my role is to keep the friend distracted so my buddy can get laid.

As the night goes on we talk about random crap. Eventually the four of us land on the topic of what is better, Star Wars or Star Trek.

When the question is asked of me, I respond, "I'm more of a Halo man."

This response peaks the attention of the lady I'm trying to distract. She says, "My son ****** loves that game! He plays it all the time. He also is always on their website, I think he calls it The Flood site."

I literally didn't know how to respond.

Do I spill the beans and let her know who I am? Or do I play stupid?

I went with stupid. I don't plan on ever seeing this chick again. Although she was cool, she wasn't my type, and as I said before too freshly single to try and play the game.

On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...


How in the name of Jesus on a pogo stick did you ever land a moderator position? Shameful display, man. I hope a higher up notices this and removes your moderator privileges.

I hope that's sarcasm...

  • 02.02.2012 5:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

You were totally in. You should have gone for it.

  • 02.02.2012 5:13 PM PDT

I play xbox, eat and sleep. I am a cancer and i enjoy long walks on the beach. Yes, i may be odd. But isn't everyone?

holy -blam!-, i live like an hour and a half away from erie.

  • 02.02.2012 5:25 PM PDT

This thread is hilarious, and I love it.

  • 02.02.2012 5:31 PM PDT