- AGENT BL4CK
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- Exalted Member
"This is the prototype NOVA Bomb, nine fusion warheads encased in lithium triteride armor. When detonated, it compresses its fusionable material to neutron-star density, boosting the thermonuclear yield a hundredfold. I am Vice Admiral Danforth Whitcomb, temporarily in command of the UNSC military base Reach. To the Covenant uglies that might be listening, you have a few seconds to pray to your damned heathen gods. You all have a nice day in hell..."
This could be great, or go down like a lead balloon...
To the tune of "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" enjoy! ...
Now this is a story, all about how,
John became the Chief and put The Flood down,
Id like to take a minute, put Cortana right there,
while me and Guilty Spark throw the rings in the air
Elysium city, born and raised,
until this white chick took away all of my days,
flippin this coin she looked so cool,
but then drugged and replaced,
i looked like a tool
After a couple o years, i was up to no good,
i always had to win even though i never should,
she put it down to luck and i said its no fear,
she said i think youre ready to take on the universe my dear...
Chief waited for his chance,
the covenant came near,
the Chief and his team tore them a new rear,
if anything we could say a Hero was here,
but thats just the start cos the flood are now here!
John, pulled, back on the trigger,
counted seven then eight,
and as the last one dropped he called Arbiter mate!
Lets get on the ship put it up in the air,
balls its in half
Now the Chief is nowhere!!