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Subject: Shadow Ninjas

Poll: Shadow Ninjas  [closed]
I believe:  53%
(31 Votes)
I do not believe:  31%
(18 Votes)
I am unsure:  16%
(9 Votes)
Total Votes: 58

I've seen every day Ninjas speaking of them. You might think "Oh, they're just having a laugh with us and mingling with the common people in social banter." But what if they were in fact very real? I mean if shadow moderators silenced users who dared violate the COC so swiftly and quickly, no-one even knew they existed? Perhaps they leave only a few for the brightly visible mods to clean up to give the violators a false sense of safety because of the small numbers.

Are they of higher status than even the Master Ninjas? Do they in fact use the wet noodle on the new recruits to beat them until not a spark of emotion remains within them? Are the current mods only the survivors who accepted the honour? Are they in fact so scarred by the brutal training of the Shadow Ninjas that they rarely speak of them? Once a Master Ninja becomes of an ultra level of experience do they become Shadow Moderators? Hidden and invisible to the common people? Are there in fact hundreds of these swift warriors, boldly fighting off those who would dare harm the Bnet?

Are they watching our every move, every post to decide who should be of a higher title? Are they truly a reality, we just think it's a joke? Are they in fact laughing at us for not believing?

So, Shadow Ninjas are part of lore on Bnet, right? (I hope they are counted as lore) Do you believe in them? What do you believe about them? Can anyone confirm their existance? This is just a bit of fun, don't take me too seriously here. (don't ever take me seriously for that matter)

So, any thoughts on the myth that is the shadow ninjas?

PS. For your own safety, check under your bed tonight, they could really be anywhere.

  • 01.29.2012 2:12 PM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything

Contrary to unpopular belief, I am not a shadow ninja.

  • 01.29.2012 2:14 PM PDT

Cammalamm is the best.

External Links-
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>My Twitter account

you might want to watch your back AcedannyK 7.

  • 01.29.2012 2:16 PM PDT

"But as for me and grandpa, we believe."

  • 01.29.2012 2:16 PM PDT

I thought shadow Ninjas just used Harry Potters invisible cloak?

  • 01.29.2012 2:17 PM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything

Posted by: ARBITOR 5
I thought shadow Ninjas just used Harry Potters invisible cloak?
It's not science fiction, it's what we do everyday.

  • 01.29.2012 2:18 PM PDT

Whisper Game Studios - shhhh, it's a public secret.
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Bnet PM Policy

[*Please note that anything in my posts is likely to be filled with sarcasm, and should be taken with a pinch of salt. I tend to help people, usually*]

Oh, I believe.

~AFEM

  • 01.29.2012 2:18 PM PDT

Have you seen my mind anywhere? I seem to have lost it...

0x0 x0x 0x0 000 000 x0x 000
x0x 0x0 0x0 0xx 000 0x0 000
x0x x0x x00 0xx 0x0 x0x 0x0

I have seen you future

These shadow ninjas exist, though no one can prove their presence. None have ever seen them, nor will they ever... until it is too late.

  • 01.29.2012 2:19 PM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_


Posted by: SonicJohn
Oh, I believe.

  • 01.29.2012 2:31 PM PDT


Posted by: Kickimanjaro
Contrary to unpopular belief, I am not a shadow ninja.


I can't believe this statement.

I will not be brainwashed.

  • 01.29.2012 2:36 PM PDT

Citizens of Me! The cruelty of the old Pharaoh is a thing of the past. Let a whole new wave of cruelty wash over this lazy land.

Hear the word of Pharaoh. Build unto me a statue of ridiculous proportion. One billion cubits in height......that I might be remembered for all eternity!

And be quick about it!

No, if those were real there wouldn't be trolls spamming around everywhere...

  • 01.29.2012 2:38 PM PDT
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They're already here. But no-one wanted to believe. Believe they even existed.

But, there's one they fear...

  • 01.29.2012 2:42 PM PDT

I spend too much time here.. too much time indeed.

I tweet?

Posted by: Madmaxepic
No, if those were real there wouldn't be trolls spamming around everywhere...

How so, they're still human like any other mod. They can still miss things. The existence of trolls, spammers, and flamers does not disprove the existence of shadow mods.

Believe it, they exist.

  • 01.29.2012 2:47 PM PDT

No comment.

  • 01.29.2012 2:47 PM PDT

Yeah but man, the real problem is in the water.

You know there's flouride in your water man? Yeah, man, there is.

Don't even get me started on the chemtrails, man, man you wouldn't believe. -blam!- sheeple.

  • 01.29.2012 2:47 PM PDT

Shadow ninjas do NOT exist

[Edited on 01.29.2012 2:48 by shadow ninja]

  • 01.29.2012 2:48 PM PDT

I spend too much time here.. too much time indeed.

I tweet?

Posted by: Az man
Shadow ninjas do NOT exist

Heh... well that's a shame.

[Edited on 01.29.2012 3:32 PM PST by Old Papa Rich]

  • 01.29.2012 2:51 PM PDT

Stupidity, when sufficiently advanced, is indistinguishable from magic

Posted by: Az man
Shadow ninjas do NOT exist
Quotable timestamps, that must be a new feature.

[Edited on 01.29.2012 3:31 PM PST by Old Papa Rich]

  • 01.29.2012 2:56 PM PDT


Posted by: supertripon
Posted by: Az man
Shadow ninjas do NOT exist
Quotable timestamps, that must be a new feature.


It is if a shadow ninja edits it

[Edited on 01.29.2012 3:00 by shadow ninja]

[Edited on 01.29.2012 3:32 PM PST by Old Papa Rich]

  • 01.29.2012 3:00 PM PDT

I spend too much time here.. too much time indeed.

I tweet?

Posted by: Az man

Posted by: supertripon
Posted by: Az man
Shadow ninjas do NOT exist
Quotable timestamps, that must be a new feature.


It is if a shadow ninja edits it

It's an unfortunate byproduct from the process used to keep the shadow mods anonymous.

[Edited on 01.29.2012 3:32 PM PST by Old Papa Rich]

  • 01.29.2012 3:18 PM PDT


Posted by: Specter Wolf
Posted by: Az man

Posted by: supertripon
Posted by: Az man
Shadow ninjas do NOT exist
Quotable timestamps, that must be a new feature.


It is if a shadow ninja edits it

It's an unfortunate byproduct from the process used to keep the shadow mods anonymous.

This guy knows what's up. Even though there are no shadow mods.

[Edited on 01.29.2012 3:29 by shadow mods]

[Edited on 01.23.20.12 3:35 by a rock]

[Edited on 01.29.2012 3:36 PM PST]

  • 01.29.2012 3:29 PM PDT

I'm kinda unsure about it, but who knows.

  • 01.29.2012 3:43 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

I-I-I-I ain't afraid of no Shadow Ninjas

do-do-do-do-do-do
dodododododo
do-do-do-do-do-do

GHOSTBUSTERS!

Oh I mean...not Shadow Ninjas?

  • 01.29.2012 4:21 PM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything

Posted by: evilcam
I-I-I-I ain't afraid of no Shadow Ninjas

do-do-do-do-do-do
dodododododo
do-do-do-do-do-do

GHOSTBUSTERS!

Oh I mean...not Shadow Ninjas?
You're fired. Hang up your badge and avatar.

  • 01.29.2012 4:25 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!


Posted by: Kickimanjaro
Posted by: evilcam
I-I-I-I ain't afraid of no Shadow Ninjas

do-do-do-do-do-do
dodododododo
do-do-do-do-do-do

GHOSTBUSTERS!

Oh I mean...not Shadow Ninjas?
You're fired. Hang up your badge and avatar.
*hangs head dejectedly*

Fine.

OT: I don't know what a Shadow Ninja is. Please enlighten me.

  • 01.29.2012 4:28 PM PDT

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