- CrazzySnipe55
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Posted by: Sister
Whats the joke?Okay, so these 3 explorers go exploring in South America. They come across an ancient, warlike civilization who immediately capture them and bring them to their leader, Alex. Alex, the ancient South American warlike civilization's leader, presented these trespassers with 2 options. Death, or Bungie.
These explorers didn't know what in God's name Bungie was, but they knew it must be better than death. So the first Explorer, Ignacious Blackwell, says "Bungie".
The citizens proceed to blank him to within an inch of his life, leaving him on the ground next to his companions; broken and screaming for help.
The second man, Oliver Willisburyman, sees this gruesome sight, but still doesn't wish to die. He, too chooses Bungie, and has said ritual applied to him in an even more vigorous manner than his companion.
The final man, Walter Googensbrooke, had seen enough. He'd seen the Hell his fellow explorers had gone through, and how disfunctionally they now lay. He announced loudly, and proudly that Death must be the better way to go.
Alex, the civilizations leader, smirked. He then yelled loudly, "Very well... Death... BY BUNGIE!!!!"
Edit: I took out the offensive word...
[Edited on 01.29.2012 6:19 PM PST]