Just a rant I felt like doing. :P Feel free to disagree/agree with me.
Sprint:
You are quick and witty. You are the typical "shoot first, ask questions later" leader. You are the first one to get a "First-Strike" each time a game starts. You run into battle and do not care about the foes that oppose you. You will continue to fight no matter how many times you die.. until you complete the objective or reach first place. You are not a -blam!-.
Amor Lock:
You are a -blam!-. You're an inheritor? You got a high K/D? Stats seem to be the most important thing to you next to getting a job and making a living. You fall behind your lack of -blam!- aim and therefore activate armor lock to protect yourself. Your skill-level is pathetic. You rank near the bottom of the kill-list at the end of every game. The only time you will -blam!- your pants is when you activate armor lock only to be awaiting the death that falls before you. Example: 4 Red's vs 1 blue that armor locks.
Jet Pack:
You feel the need to jet-pack into everywhere, every corner, every angle. You feel that jet-pack is faster then Sprint and therefore giving you the "advantage" of traveling farther. Like Mr. Armor Lock, you are somewhat of a -blam!- but of course are more skillful. You mindlessly spam grenades wide out in the open hoping to get a kill. You tend to go for the power weapons and camp out high on the top somewhere and manage to get numerous kills. You are either #1 on the kill-list or somewhere in the middle at the end of the game.
Active-Camo:
You are a physically a -blam!- but you have a large brain. You use this ability to travel and infiltrate the enemy team. You will hide in the strangest spots and, when given an objective, you complete it without hesitation. Once you have infiltrated the enemy, you are at a huge advantage. You specialize in Assassinations. You are THEE sniping master in Campaign and match-making. You know the spots, the techniques and using your ski-*BOOM*...
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Uh oh, the time limit ran out for your active-cammo. Sorry dude. Gotta watch out for that %&$#*#! time limit.
Anyone wanna add the next few?
[Edited on 01.30.2012 12:25 PM PST]