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Subject: Halo jokes

Respond with any type of HALO joke I remember seeing this thread in Halo 3

  • 01.31.2012 1:42 PM PDT

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The Arena

[Edited on 01.31.2012 1:44 PM PST]

  • 01.31.2012 1:43 PM PDT


Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat
The Arena


Hah! Had a good laugh with that one.

One word....AI...

That is all.

  • 01.31.2012 1:45 PM PDT

What do you call a jumping Elite?

A Bungie!

  • 01.31.2012 1:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

Halo pick up lines

Posted by: Skip Weasel
1. Yank me, sweet cheeks.

2. Sort yourself for a hard transfer - of love!

3. Get that ass back up to second squad's position.

4. How'd you like to unify my Index with your Core?

5. Your satisfaction is the will of the gods, and this is their instrument. (NOTE: If you want to point or "show off" if you know what I mean, this is the one to do. Sexy!)

6. Why would you hesitate to do what you have already done, hot stuff?

7. I've got a wildcat destabilization in my pants, baby.


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  • 01.31.2012 1:46 PM PDT

What do they call a Griffball player?

Duh bomb!

  • 01.31.2012 1:50 PM PDT
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I'm listeni- Oh wait I don't give a -blam!- what you have to say.

Halo Reach.

  • 01.31.2012 1:54 PM PDT

Que Custodiet Ipsos Custodes

--Tea-baggers are funny, it's as if they think they are far more hetero than the people who do it in real life, because they use their e-ballsacks to do it. What a manly victory dance.
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There was once a man named Bungie...Nothing rhymes with Bungie.

Taken from the Halo: Reach executable, oddly enough.

[Edited on 01.31.2012 2:31 PM PST]

  • 01.31.2012 2:27 PM PDT

Walk by faith. Dude. Not by sight.

I used to be a Spartan like you....

  • 01.31.2012 2:44 PM PDT

Halo 2 > Halo 3 > Halo 3 ODST > Halo Reach > Halo CE

Based on campaigns.

What do you say to a swarm of drones?

Bugger off!

[Edited on 01.31.2012 4:02 PM PST]

  • 01.31.2012 4:01 PM PDT

Posted by: Frasier Crane
Reach.

  • 01.31.2012 4:03 PM PDT

*after Kat got shot in the head while reading a datapad

I guess curiosity...

*puts on sunglasses

Killed the Kat!

YEAHHHHHHHHH!

  • 01.31.2012 4:09 PM PDT
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Halo 2's lolCampaign.

  • 01.31.2012 4:24 PM PDT

What did Emile say before having -blam!- intercourse?
Im ready! How about you!

  • 01.31.2012 4:26 PM PDT
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Banned just for calling someone retarded? lolBnet mods
Duardo = retard

So you think Reach is an actual Halo game, huh? LOL
Jesus! There's a BoB in ma Falcon!


Posted by: And Im Here Too
Halo 2's lolCampaign.
Heresey! *Very angry surprised face* >:O

[Edited on 01.31.2012 4:26 PM PST]

  • 01.31.2012 4:26 PM PDT

Halo 2 > Halo 3 > Halo 3 ODST > Halo Reach > Halo CE

Based on campaigns.


Posted by: And Im Here Too
Halo 2's lolCampaign.


Didnt make me laugh

  • 01.31.2012 4:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: And Im Here Too
Halo 2's lolCampaign.


Didnt make me laugh


Well, I didn't say it was a good joke, did I? :/

  • 01.31.2012 4:31 PM PDT
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What do spartans have for dinner?

A: Emile





For teh tards ( A meal)

  • 01.31.2012 5:27 PM PDT


Posted by: Frasier Crane
Halo Reach.
joke, that was not one

  • 01.31.2012 7:08 PM PDT

Posted by: ankerd123
What do spartans have for dinner?

A: Emile





For teh tards ( A meal)
Only one that made me laugh so far.

  • 01.31.2012 8:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: Cavik Akavelle
Posted by: ankerd123
What do spartans have for dinner?

A: Emile





For teh tards ( A meal)
Only one that made me laugh so far.


:)

  • 01.31.2012 9:20 PM PDT

Herp derp.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwlIqB_-I5Y

  • 01.31.2012 9:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: NicodemusTNT
I used to be a Spartan like you....


Until I took a sword to the knee.

  • 01.31.2012 9:50 PM PDT