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Subject: So...there is another...

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

We all know about some of the employees of Bungie- Achronos, Urk, Deej, Sage, and the list goes on, but there is one employee that has a great power, his name is unknown to us (for obvious reasons) but I stumbled upon a shocking video that proves his existence.

As you know, Both Urk (on the left) and Sage have phenomenal beards; yes this is common knowledge but do you know how they grew them? With Beards like that growing them just isn't reasonable. This is where that secret employee comes into play.

There is this quick video that was put on a loop that I found on another site, and I couldn't believe my eyes, it makes so much sense that I couldn't believe I didn't realize it before-

**Cue dramatic pause music**

Bungie has.... A "Beard Man".

I know this because look who is in the video. Does the man standing on the right look familiar? It's Jeff Fletcher the one in the video I posted. After the Bungie Beard man had his way with Jeff (as you can see the mysterious beard man employee did a number on his face) Jeff needed a trim, and when he was done with that it came out to this magnificent beard.

So, Who is this Employee with such a gifted hand? And why did Bungie feel the need to hide this man from the rest of us? I have to know.

[Edited on 01.31.2012 5:57 PM PST]

  • 01.31.2012 5:20 PM PDT
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*strokes beard* hhmmmm...

  • 01.31.2012 5:23 PM PDT

"At the end of this day one shall stand, one shall fall"

So, Death or Bungie?

Urk's picture is just staring at me. HELP!

  • 01.31.2012 5:23 PM PDT

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
Bricypoo's custom user title = Ultra Lame Thread Maker


Posted by: True Underdog
Only after we ban Bricypoo.

It isn't a man, It is a woman.

  • 01.31.2012 5:24 PM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_


Posted by: Bricypoo
It isn't a man, It is a woman.

Really?! I didn't think of that, it could be.....maybe.

  • 01.31.2012 5:25 PM PDT

Dubito ergo cogito, cogito ergo sum ©
Halo 3 Longshore playable on Team Fortress 2 vids

Isn't it obvious? It's soffish!

  • 01.31.2012 5:51 PM PDT

Кланяються мені!

Well while on the topic how would one slap the growth on so quick? Perhaps a faster better developed growing version of said formula portrayed here (I can't be the only one old enough to remember this)

[Edited on 01.31.2012 6:53 PM PST]

  • 01.31.2012 6:51 PM PDT

Posted by: Bricypoo
It isn't a man, It is a woman.
Found her!*

*Those with weak stomachs need not apply

  • 01.31.2012 6:55 PM PDT

"Except we, we're the zebras. All fenced in...and ready for the slaughter!"

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Posted by: Lobster Fish 2
Posted by: Bricypoo
It isn't a man, It is a woman.
Found her!*

*Those with weak stomachs need not apply
Oh my lerd!

  • 01.31.2012 7:01 PM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

Posted by: ecartman1214
Well while on the topic how would one slap the growth on so quick? Perhaps a faster better developed growing version of said formula portrayed here (I can't be the only one old enough to remember this)

I remember it although it doesn't seem as likely as having a beard hand....right?

[Edited on 01.31.2012 7:09 PM PST]

  • 01.31.2012 7:08 PM PDT