- arch4ng13
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Yours in _Kai_
We all know about some of the employees of Bungie- Achronos, Urk, Deej, Sage, and the list goes on, but there is one employee that has a great power, his name is unknown to us (for obvious reasons) but I stumbled upon a shocking video that proves his existence.
As you know, Both Urk (on the left) and Sage have phenomenal beards; yes this is common knowledge but do you know how they grew them? With Beards like that growing them just isn't reasonable. This is where that secret employee comes into play.
There is this quick video that was put on a loop that I found on another site, and I couldn't believe my eyes, it makes so much sense that I couldn't believe I didn't realize it before-
**Cue dramatic pause music**
Bungie has.... A "Beard Man".
I know this because look who is in the video. Does the man standing on the right look familiar? It's Jeff Fletcher the one in the video I posted. After the Bungie Beard man had his way with Jeff (as you can see the mysterious beard man employee did a number on his face) Jeff needed a trim, and when he was done with that it came out to this magnificent beard.
So, Who is this Employee with such a gifted hand? And why did Bungie feel the need to hide this man from the rest of us? I have to know.
[Edited on 01.31.2012 5:57 PM PST]