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Subject: Attn players with a K/D below 1.0

Forget it man, and get with the countdown. Shake this square world and blast off for Kicksville.

Reach host ranking algorithm: (a*quit_percentage + b*isMexican + c*(1/KDR) + d*hasGuest) * 100
where a > b = d > c

How would you like me to play this game?

If I snipe you up close, I'm a noob who doesn't understand how the sniper is supposed to be used.

If I snipe you from long-range, I'm a coward who doesn't play with honour like real men.

If I DMR you at close range while you run in a straight line with your AR, I'm a spamming scrub abusing an overpowered weapon.

If I DMR you from range... well, you get the idea.

I just don't know what to do anymore :( Please help.

  • 02.01.2012 1:33 PM PDT

Herp derp.

I have a K/D of .60 and I don't complain about retarded crap like that.

  • 02.01.2012 1:36 PM PDT
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Get on their level, you noob-coward, DMR-spamming scrub.

  • 02.01.2012 1:36 PM PDT

Winner of the 2012 Lurker of the Year award.

I'm watching you.

Posted by: Sentox6
I just don't know what to do anymore :( Please help.
If you are being hassled by other players because of your play-style then just mute them or block communications. Simple

[Edited on 02.01.2012 1:44 PM PST]

  • 02.01.2012 1:36 PM PDT
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My Resume
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"In Halo 3 not all 50's were good players, but all good players were 50's."

Your opinion is invalid.

If they don't kill you then you're playing Halo wrong.

  • 02.01.2012 1:36 PM PDT

spiral out

mute, or laugh at these people for their extreme stupidity.

  • 02.01.2012 1:38 PM PDT

Forget it man, and get with the countdown. Shake this square world and blast off for Kicksville.

Reach host ranking algorithm: (a*quit_percentage + b*isMexican + c*(1/KDR) + d*hasGuest) * 100
where a > b = d > c

Posted by: Killer VVhale
If they don't kill you then you're playing Halo wrong.

So the solution is as simple as just letting them kill me?

I should have thought of that.

  • 02.01.2012 1:38 PM PDT

well if you want to play like a bad player use the melee button and grenades like your life depended on it, dont even think about aiming and shooting your gun.

  • 02.01.2012 1:39 PM PDT

Attention players without a Halotracker 50...

  • 02.01.2012 1:39 PM PDT

Hi.

Posted by: Sentox6
Posted by: Killer VVhale
If they don't kill you then you're playing Halo wrong.

So the solution is as simple as just letting them kill me?

I should have thought of that.
Duh. But you have to shoot them a little and basically drain their shields to make it legitimately legitimate.

  • 02.01.2012 1:40 PM PDT

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Life is a journey, if you spend all of it with your nose in your map, you may miss some of the best parts.

Take warning shots.

  • 02.01.2012 1:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: iGwinnet
well if you want to play like a bad player use the melee button and grenades like your life depended on it, dont even think about aiming and shooting your gun.


Also, AL loadout and repeatedly mash LB. It is the bad player primary weapon and should be treated as such.

  • 02.01.2012 1:41 PM PDT
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My K/D is 1.69 and I don't care about it, or any of these complaints.
It's a game, play to have fun.

If "fun" means winning the match, then win the match however you see fit. Some payers might give you crap about how you won, but you still won. they have the same options you do, if you won, then so could they, they just didn't choose the path you did.

If "fun" means keeping your K/D intact by hiding when your team has lost control of the game, by all means, hide away, have fun.

If "fun" means betraying your team to have a laugh, go for it, but don't complain when you get banned for whatever reason. The game is designed to be a 'fair' system that helps the team, if you hurt the team too much too often, you'll get banned.

  • 02.01.2012 1:41 PM PDT

Name's John. I'm a 21-year-old firefighter/EMT from lolhio who doubles as a die-hard Halo fan. I've been enjoying the franchise since 2001. My favorite iteration of Halo would have to be Halo 2 simply because I never got to experience the joy of a full-on Halo: CE LAN.


If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

Oh yeah, and boot Zome.

Open-field AR rush with melee and grenades and you'll be fine.

  • 02.01.2012 1:42 PM PDT

Forget it man, and get with the countdown. Shake this square world and blast off for Kicksville.

Reach host ranking algorithm: (a*quit_percentage + b*isMexican + c*(1/KDR) + d*hasGuest) * 100
where a > b = d > c

Posted by: MajorGroove
Attention players without a Halotracker 50...

Yes?

  • 02.01.2012 1:43 PM PDT

Welcome to the internet. Joy dies here.

Attention players that take rage messages seriously:
Nobody cares. Stop arguing with 12 year olds and get over yourselves.

  • 02.01.2012 1:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: Achronos
It isn't our shiznit anymore.

Awwww yeah, I made the cut.

Posted by: Sentox6
If I snipe you up close, I'm a noob who doesn't understand how the sniper is supposed to be used.

If I snipe you from long-range, I'm a coward who doesn't play with honour like real men.
If you can kill me out of a Warthog consistently from any range I will be impressed.

  • 02.01.2012 1:44 PM PDT

Forget it man, and get with the countdown. Shake this square world and blast off for Kicksville.

Reach host ranking algorithm: (a*quit_percentage + b*isMexican + c*(1/KDR) + d*hasGuest) * 100
where a > b = d > c

Posted by: Zomechin
Duh. But you have to shoot them a little and basically drain their shields to make it legitimately legitimate.

Ok.

So combining all the advice here, I should move in a straight line, throw grenades (but not too near my enemies in case I kill them), then spray their shields a little with the AR, and finally Armour Lock for a few seconds before letting them kill me so I appear pro.

Thanks guys!

  • 02.01.2012 1:44 PM PDT

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Life is a journey, if you spend all of it with your nose in your map, you may miss some of the best parts.


Posted by: MajorGroove
Attention players without a Halotracker 50...


lolHalotacker50s

  • 02.01.2012 1:47 PM PDT

Forget it man, and get with the countdown. Shake this square world and blast off for Kicksville.

Reach host ranking algorithm: (a*quit_percentage + b*isMexican + c*(1/KDR) + d*hasGuest) * 100
where a > b = d > c

Posted by: RustedEdge
Posted by: MajorGroove
Attention players without a Halotracker 50...

lolHalotacker50s

Haven't you heard, Halotracker 50s are serious business. MajorGroove has a Halotracker 50 and 1% Onyx in SWAT, so he's better than you.

  • 02.01.2012 1:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

Also. Punches kill faster than bullets at 2 feet.

  • 02.01.2012 1:53 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

Don't you know you're supposed to run at them backward?

That's how the pros play the game. You clearly have no clue how to even use your controller.

  • 02.01.2012 1:57 PM PDT
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lolTrying

lolK/D
lolDerptox
lolThread

  • 02.01.2012 1:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

I learned that I am a "stupid noob" and that I should, "play not team" just because I got 47 kills as a Falcon gunner.

I also have to prove I am good by 1v1ing the player who was mad at me.

  • 02.01.2012 2:00 PM PDT
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Why can't we put Bungie Cards here?

K/D doesn't really matter. In fact it's usually the "better" players who scream and cry about noob tactics.

  • 02.01.2012 2:02 PM PDT

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