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Subject: How do I become a ninja?

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

should I sacrifice a goat or??

  • 02.01.2012 2:41 PM PDT

yas334229812

check HFCS group.

  • 02.01.2012 2:42 PM PDT

You don't.

Also, you can check the post above me for a good response, or below me for one of the greatest threads of all time.

[Edited on 02.01.2012 2:45 PM PST]

  • 02.01.2012 2:42 PM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything

How do u become guyto ban people??

In all seriousness, they pick you and asking is not helpful (I would assume).

[Edited on 02.01.2012 2:44 PM PST]

  • 02.01.2012 2:43 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Im not familiar with that. link?

  • 02.01.2012 2:43 PM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything

Posted by: mister death
Im not familiar with that. link?
HFCS

Relevant:
This FAQ in HFCS

How does one become a forum ninja?

Forum Ninjas are selected by Bungie and the current Forum Ninjas on a number of characteristics such as community involvement, length of time on Bungie.net, knowledge of Bungie and Bungie games, knowledge of and adherence to forum rules, exercise of good judgment on the forums, and should have extensive knowledge of the English language along with proper grammar.

In general, users who are considered for a Forum Ninja position have anywhere between several months and many years of experience and activity on Bungie.net.

If candidates meet these requirements, they may be potential Forum Ninja material and are abducted, sealed in a black room, beaten with a wet noodle and finally starved for seven days until they are released back into the world naked and confused or find themselves chained to a computer desk in Bungie's mop closet.


[Edited on 02.01.2012 2:47 PM PST]

  • 02.01.2012 2:45 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: Kickimanjaro
Posted by: mister death
Im not familiar with that. link?
HFCS

hey thanks bro

  • 02.01.2012 2:46 PM PDT
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Just be yourself, and be the best yourself you can be. It might or might not make you a moderator, although it's probably the best way to become one; but that's not the point, the point is that you shouldn't preoccupy with something so ...cumbersome...

  • 02.01.2012 2:54 PM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

Sacrifice Ken to Marty.

  • 02.01.2012 2:56 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

do I just join the group and see what happens? Or do I have to send a heartfelt letter. I crave responsibility

  • 02.01.2012 2:58 PM PDT
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If you send a request to join, it'll be disfavored and probably ignored. They'll come to you, if they want you to be a moderator.

I don't even think they feel like they need any moderators right now.
Posted by: mister death
do I just join the group and see what happens? Or do I have to send a heartfelt letter. I crave responsibility

  • 02.01.2012 3:01 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

All right I tried to join it,hopefully i get accepted *crosses fingers. I suppose I wont send in the letter :(

  • 02.01.2012 3:27 PM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything

The goat was a better idea. If it were well cooked and seasoned, you may have had a chance.

  • 02.01.2012 3:28 PM PDT

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  • 02.01.2012 3:29 PM PDT

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  • 02.01.2012 3:29 PM PDT

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Posted by: mister death
All right I tried to join it,hopefully i get accepted *crosses fingers. I suppose I wont send in the letter :(


Not to Be mean or anything just wanna Know for the future of My life and to expand my knowledge.... What Does Don't try and don't ask mean to you?

  • 02.01.2012 4:22 PM PDT

You don't.

Contribute, and it could happen to you. I believe there is some type of obscure initiation. Something to do with being kept in a closet for days and being beaten with a wet noodle?

  • 02.01.2012 4:26 PM PDT

Old school Bungie, born and raised,
In the Septagon is where I spend most of my days.
Relaxin', maxin', posting all cool,
Talking about Halo, life and some school.
Got in one little argument, and the mods got scared,
they said "You're gonna get banned and your member title'll be bare!"

Invitation only.

I'm pretty sure asking is bad. I can't prove this, but I think some users might have been put on some sort of "Do Not Ask" list because they were obnoxious about it years ago and kept hinting about the issue.

[Edited on 02.01.2012 4:27 PM PST]

  • 02.01.2012 4:26 PM PDT
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Or perhaps it's because the type of people that constantly bring it up usually don't have the makings of a good moderator?
Posted by: prometheus25
I'm pretty sure asking is bad. I can't prove this, but I think some users might have been put on some sort of "Do Not Ask" list because they were obnoxious about it years ago and kept hinting about the issue.

  • 02.01.2012 4:29 PM PDT

Old school Bungie, born and raised,
In the Septagon is where I spend most of my days.
Relaxin', maxin', posting all cool,
Talking about Halo, life and some school.
Got in one little argument, and the mods got scared,
they said "You're gonna get banned and your member title'll be bare!"

Posted by: Izak609
Or perhaps it's because the type of people that constantly bring it up usually don't have the makings of a good moderator?
Posted by: prometheus25
I'm pretty sure asking is bad. I can't prove this, but I think some users might have been put on some sort of "Do Not Ask" list because they were obnoxious about it years ago and kept hinting about the issue.


Well, there's that. The true criteria, however, have never been published, so one cannot be sure.

  • 02.01.2012 4:30 PM PDT

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  • 02.01.2012 4:31 PM PDT
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I'm sure the true criteria is determined by a Bungie employee who just hand picks those who he wants to choose as a moderator. I want to name him Achronos. :D

But this is just another crazy theory with no true basis.
Posted by: prometheus25
Well, there's that. The true criteria, however, have never been published, so one cannot be sure.

  • 02.01.2012 4:36 PM PDT

Seeing you are only a member, i suggest you start a high post count and keep it for about 5 years, in tell you are a mythic/exalted. Then maybe... just maybe you will be selected.

  • 02.01.2012 4:37 PM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything

Posted by: Izak609
Posted by: prometheus25
Well, there's that. The true criteria, however, have never been published, so one cannot be sure.
I'm sure the true criteria is determined by a Bungie employee who just hand picks those who he wants to choose as a moderator. I want to name him Achronos. :D

But this is just another crazy theory with no true basis.
I would assume the person in charge of the Ninjas would be the Community guy, or in this case, Urk.

  • 02.01.2012 4:37 PM PDT

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One person doesn't choose. The whole webteam decides on who's in.
Posted by: Izak609
I'm sure the true criteria is determined by a Bungie employee who just hand picks those who he wants to choose as a moderator. I want to name him Achronos. :D

But this is just another crazy theory with no true basis.
Posted by: prometheus25
Well, there's that. The true criteria, however, have never been published, so one cannot be sure.

  • 02.01.2012 4:38 PM PDT

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