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Subject: Did I just have the first Halo 3 nightmare?
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I just woke up after having a terrible dream...

It is 2007, a magical time full of Tom Cruise movies about Scientology(now the Countries only religion). Hillary Clinton is president. The world is pretty much shot to hell, but people look towards a brighter future, tonight Halo 3 will be released, bungie has promised it will cure cancer and end the zombie rampage sweeping throughout with world. Also, it will be a badass game.

I'm standing in line all night, fighting off zombies and Hillary Clinton's personal robot army...

I finally reach the counter and I recieve my game, at which point I jetpack back to my home and carefully place it in my 360 (free from our wonderous dictator, Queen Clinton, paid for by the tax payers)

The game starts...

The graphics are....

terrible...

it soon dawns on me that I'm actually playing a sidescrolling Halo game, full of cheesey pirates and bosses whos weakspot flashes colors when it's conventily placed in front of my gun for me to shoot at.

I wake up in a cold sweat, knowing that none of this will ever happen..well, except Hillary Clinton becoming queen with her Robot Army...

Authors note: I actually only dreamed about the part where Hilary Clinton gave me a 360 with Halo 3, the rest was just entertainment.

  • 05.17.2006 1:09 AM PDT
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That part about Hilary becoming pres is enough to give anyone a nightmare.

  • 05.17.2006 1:12 AM PDT
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[twitches] I cant read past hilary.... [twitch twitch]

  • 05.17.2006 1:13 AM PDT
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Posted by: DeutschGod
man with fire on hitler?


I'm not sure what you mean...

wenn Deutscher eine einfache Sprache für Sie ist, können wir sie sprechen... obwohl Grube nicht so gut

  • 05.17.2006 1:41 AM PDT
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wow, ignoring the spammer guy...

[Edited on 5/17/2006]

  • 05.17.2006 1:49 AM PDT
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that was hilarious. if hilary ever became president the world would be over.

  • 05.17.2006 2:13 AM PDT
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She cant be worse then the one you got now =/
I think that she only wants to get back on Bill... prolly sleep with the security guys xD

  • 05.17.2006 2:30 AM PDT