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Subject: Funniest things you've heard people say on Live
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What are some funny things you've heard random people say while playing Reach? Recently I heard these two gems.

"$10,000 budget? Does it get charged to your Xbox Live account? I don't have that kind of money, why are all these people spending a fortune just to make stuff in a game?" - a chick in a BTB lobby, regarding Forge.


"No, I finished my homework, really Mom! Don't!" - some kid right before quitting.

[Edited on 02.02.2012 11:04 AM PST]

  • 02.02.2012 10:59 AM PDT

My dad works for Microsoft and is going to get you banned for spawn killing me.

[Edited on 02.02.2012 11:02 AM PST]

  • 02.02.2012 11:02 AM PDT
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Banned just for calling someone retarded? lolBnet mods
Duardo = retard

So you think Reach is an actual Halo game, huh? LOL
Jesus! There's a BoB in ma Falcon!

"I thought I liked 343, but it turns out they're just a bunch of cawk suckers." - my friend.

I thought it was funny because it was completely random.

  • 02.02.2012 11:03 AM PDT

Having map control is camping

  • 02.02.2012 11:04 AM PDT

/s

"Hahha these guys are bad"

*mid-game* + losing = rage quit, gets rage message ["You and your host, sooooo bad"]

me: ?, host change when they quit.

  • 02.02.2012 11:06 AM PDT
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When someone says I have an aimbot ^_^

  • 02.02.2012 11:15 AM PDT

This is old, but I still laugh every time I hear it.

  • 02.02.2012 11:17 AM PDT

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Tell her that If you jingle my bells, Ill promise you a white Christmas - Call Me Venom
The world can't end next month. My yogurt expires in 2013 - Princess Cadence
If Apple invented a car, would it have windows? - Xxembers

"How does this hacker always have the sniper?"

during a match on Asylum. <3 Proximity chat

  • 02.02.2012 11:22 AM PDT
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Some kid yelled "Mooooom, can I have some milk and cookies?" right after he cursed at me for killing him.

  • 02.02.2012 11:25 AM PDT
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Posted by: Horse Repairman
RC RuNz the internet. Like the superintendent.

Posted by: SouthPoIe
Clone is an internet God.

Posted by: DerpRoids
RC Clone is the anti-thesis of a lurker.

"You noob rematch me. I'm all warmed up now."

Response: I don't think so. I already beat you once.

"Really? Hammers aren't MLG. Learn to play scrub.

Response: \_________/=========D

"You're just trying to play it off like you're good but you really have no idea how to play this game."

Response: Apparently I can still beat you in it.

"1v1 me. I bet you're scared.

Response: \_________/=========D

"That's it you're blocked"


That was after this game.

[Edited on 02.02.2012 11:31 AM PST]

  • 02.02.2012 11:31 AM PDT

Forget it man, and get with the countdown. Shake this square world and blast off for Kicksville.

Reach host ranking algorithm: (a*quit_percentage + b*isMexican + c*(1/KDR) + d*hasGuest) * 100
where a > b = d > c

Posted by: the pib
"$10,000 budget? Does it get charged to your Xbox Live account? I don't have that kind of money, why are all these people spending a fortune just to make stuff in a game?" - a chick in a BTB lobby, regarding Forge.

LOL

That's great.

  • 02.02.2012 11:33 AM PDT
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Posted by: Chief Bigwig
This is old, but I still laugh every time I hear it.

Why didn't Sager just mute him? Trollers gonna troll.

  • 02.02.2012 12:19 PM PDT

Small child: I'm going to send you a friend request.
Me: I don't want to be your friend. I don't know you.
Small child: You don't have to accept it. You can just leave it there and I can still send you invites.
Me: (In my head: Is this kid serious) Okay I will leave it there.
Small child: Yeah!

(I back out of lobby and delete request >:D)

This happened a couple days ago. If you want to hear a conversation with me and another small child on MW2, reply.

  • 02.02.2012 12:26 PM PDT

WALL OF SHAME-Posting stupidity since 2010
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Posted by: Maximus Decimus
Agreed. All the changes are good and add variety. Do we really want another Halo 3? Just running around with one gun and no armor abilities? It's good that 343 wants to try something new. Do we really want the same thing for three more games?


Posted by: vballryan
My dad works for Microsoft and is going to get you banned for spawn killing me.
I try to say the same thing to people. Unfortunately, the sarcasm does not carry over to them very well :(

  • 02.02.2012 12:30 PM PDT

I was playing with a kid on halo 3, right after crushing his team, he messages me.

9yr. old: I want to 1v1 you!

Me: Why are you so eager to be beaten again?

9yr. old: Because I want to beat you, then you have to give me recon!

Me: Kid, you have to beat a bungie member.

9yr. old: Ohh...... Will you be my friend?

Me: why?

9yr. old: so you can give me recon armor.

Me: I'm not a bungie member!

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  • 02.02.2012 12:43 PM PDT

Hold it right there.

Hello. Name's Brian. Look, if you're looking for a flame war with me, just open up the Flood and write up some not-nice things about religion and I'll bring my nukes to the party.

If you want some other way to contact me, you can forget it.

If you're interested in some of my work, you can check my homepage out.

This guy got drunk and began explaining to me in a very detailed manner how the birth of his daughter went out.

  • 02.02.2012 12:57 PM PDT


Posted by: Brian OA
This guy got drunk and began explaining to me in a very detailed manner how the birth of his daughter went out.

That must have been interesting....

  • 02.02.2012 1:45 PM PDT


Ooh, I love those people, the ones who decide to throw everything and the kitchen sink at you, as if an M16 does anything to a T-90. Oh, MLG player with noobtube instead? Congrats! You blew off one of my ablative plates!

Gun, meet Bad Guy.
Bad Guy, this is Gun.

Some kid raging for no apparent reason, screaming and shooting team mates, so I started fighting back then letting him betray me, I gave him le boot.

Rage messages appeared like usual, and he was screaming at me and what not, horrible spelling, that sort of stuff while I replied in a calm manner, when he finally told me he would tell his brother who works at Microsoft to ban me and such, I simply told him that if that were to happen I could simply explain the entire situation to him, the kid threatening to hack me and others for no reason, swearing, shooting his own team and threatening me with all sorts and he never replied after that.


I wanted to keep those messages.

  • 02.02.2012 2:37 PM PDT