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I was sleeping in my tent one night when I heard my camel, Roger, screaming a warning to all of our fellow soldiers that we were under attack. I calmed Roger down and then grabbed my trusty rifle.

I opened fire in all directions that I could humanly muster. I must have killed at least 1,920 insurgents with my first 30 shots. When I was reloading I got hit in the shin by a ricochet. Of course this did nothing because my shins were surgically replaced with steel back when I was a child.

I found that ricochet and threw it at an insurgent vehical that had a mounted 30 Cal. on it. It exploded into a fireball and took out the remaining enemy forces within a 2,000,000 mile radius.

And THATS why H3 needs marines.

  • 05.17.2006 2:33 PM PDT
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lol so true. I think there will be marines but just for the first portion of the game probably.

  • 05.17.2006 2:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: Gohtcheese345
I was sleeping in my tent one night when I heard my camel, Roger, screaming a warning to all of our fellow soldiers that we were under attack. I calmed Roger down and then grabbed my trusty rifle.

I opened fire in all directions that I could humanly muster. I must have killed at least 1,920 insurgents with my first 30 shots. When I was reloading I got hit in the shin by a ricochet. Of course this did nothing because my shins were surgically replaced with steel back when I was a child.

I found that ricochet and threw it at an insurgent vehical that had a mounted 30 Cal. on it. It exploded into a fireball and took out the remaining enemy forces within a 2,000,000 mile radius.

And THATS why H3 needs marines.

Now THAT's a real story.

  • 05.17.2006 2:41 PM PDT

He watches every Hodgetwin video they put up...on ALL their channels. He calls them the Hodge Triplets, and considers himself the 3rd triplet. He's started talking and acting like them now. Every other line out of his mouth "Thaaas some BULLLLLL**** maaayne" or "Gotta make dem gainzzzz". He calls his biceps "gains". When he eats post-workout, he talks to his biceps, "Don't worry gains, I'm feeding you. Daddys gonna feed you, gainz *kisses biceps*".

Dear God, I'm laughing my ass of at those stories! Those are freakin' hilarious!

I'm also laughing my butt off at all you idiots who take him seriously... If your IQ is in the positive zone, you can tell he's joking. Geez. Know what else is funny? People using this topic as a basis for political discussion. This guy should not be banned because he's funny, but the people who come in here and try to be serious about it SHOULD be banned.

  • 05.17.2006 2:55 PM PDT
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GO MARINES!

  • 05.17.2006 3:04 PM PDT
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Liberals r fools.

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Posted by: MARINE C0RE
As an Airborne Combat Soldier First Class (A1C) in the 80th Marine Airborne Division, Bagdad, I have yet to see a liberal panty-waist get past basic training in the United States Marine Core (USMC).

In 7th week of basic miltitary training, after we complete the Crucible, the miltiary does a scientific test to see how many are homosexuaIs. After taking a shower together, we Marines are given a series of tests. First, we attach electrodes to a soldier's penls and the Army doctor then shows us two pornograpgic videos, a heterosexuaI and a homosexuaI DVD.

If the Marine's heartbeat rises and blood flows to the penls during the homosexuaI tape, a homosexuaI is thus confirmed and he is kicked out of the Military. After this test, we do a second test: in the shower, we scrub eachothers genitals and if the Marine shows signs of arousal, he is confirmed as a homosexuaI and he is kicked out of boot camp.

So much for CLinton's "don't ask, don't tell" policy!

MARINE CORE, IRAQ WAR II: HALLS OF MONTEZUMA, THE SEQUAL!
SIMPERS FI!



LMFAO

  • 05.17.2006 3:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: da acklete
Wow why would you believe this guy. He thinks it is Marine Core, lol its Corp. the Marine Corp

I know what the hell? His last FICTIONAL story went over the edge though...

  • 05.17.2006 3:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: Uberdawg
Dear God, I'm laughing my ass of at those stories! Those are freakin' hilarious!

I'm also laughing my butt off at all you idiots who take him seriously... If your IQ is in the positive zone, you can tell he's joking. Geez. Know what else is funny? People using this topic as a basis for political discussion. This guy should not be banned because he's funny, but the people who come in here and try to be serious about it SHOULD be banned.


^^Banned for what my over-the-edge friend?^^ This guys a dick and deserves to be banned...you don't make fun of the marine corp... what they're doing over there is serious... and if you didn't know already because by the look of your post you don't watch the news ever, Bush always planned to invade IRAQ even though he said he did not want to in countless speeches. A document was found that showed the exact date that he had the war to start...

[Edited on 5/17/2006]

  • 05.17.2006 3:18 PM PDT

Elites and Humans are not allies Sargent Johnson and the abiter made a little agreement not to fight each other to take down Tataranus

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there will still be marines, and lots of them !

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first off, its not core, and its not corp

it the UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS

theres and easter egg in the level metropolis for Halo 2 that suggests Human Resistance fighters.
when you get to the place where marines are holed up in the building, and right before you kill the scarab is the appoxiamate location. if you look directly at the marine building you see bridges that cross the street, and the first one with jackals on it is the one you want to go on. then you look to the left [if you are still lookin at marine building] and you see a building with a small tunnel. go through the tunnel [which is actually and elevator bank] and then look across the street and to the right a little. there is a sign near a door and a pile of junk. its pretty easy to find, and just read the sign. dont mistake it for an evacuation sign.

KEEP THE MARINES!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love having to save their sorry asses and they say some funny -blam!-. marines are your friends and i think that we should keep them as MP skins and have orders like "follow me" "get in to vehicle" "get out of vehicle" "fall back" they could be on the D-pad

  • 05.17.2006 3:27 PM PDT

I could care less about having marines. All they do is go die. Same with the elites. But if theres other spartans then hopefully they wont be idiots like the other so called help.

  • 05.17.2006 3:39 PM PDT

The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese!

I think that they need to let marines follow MC around for the entire level. In the past they follow him for a little while and then are forced to stop and leave the MC to head out on his own. I want to be able to gather large groups of marines so that they can simply dominate the covies. We also need human snipers hanging around rooftops too, not just jackels all the time.

  • 05.17.2006 4:17 PM PDT
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This guy is obviously some kind of extremely sad wanna be poser. He does a dishoner to my service and to whoever the hell knows this sorry sack of -blam!-. I bet jodie's -blam!- him in the ass right know.

  • 05.17.2006 4:27 PM PDT
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  • 05.17.2006 4:31 PM PDT
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lol i love betraying them....i mean giving them some direct back up.....i mean making sure they....ah nvm...lol...besides the things they say is quite funny...i personally loved the grunts in Halo CE when you stick them and they run screaming "NOT AGAIN!"

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Posted by: Usedtabe
Posted by: MARINE C0RE
As an Airborne Combat Soldier First Class (A1C) in the 80th Marine Airborne Division, Bagdad, I have yet to see a liberal panty-waist get past basic training in the United States Marine Core (USMC).

In 7th week of basic miltitary training, after we complete the Crucible, the miltiary does a scientific test to see how many are homosexuaIs. After taking a shower together, we Marines are given a series of tests. First, we attach electrodes to a soldier's penls and the Army doctor then shows us two pornograpgic videos, a heterosexuaI and a homosexuaI DVD.

If the Marine's heartbeat rises and blood flows to the penls during the homosexuaI tape, a homosexuaI is thus confirmed and he is kicked out of the Military. After this test, we do a second test: in the shower, we scrub eachothers genitals and if the Marine shows signs of arousal, he is confirmed as a homosexuaI and he is kicked out of boot camp.

So much for CLinton's "don't ask, don't tell" policy!

MARINE CORE, IRAQ WAR II: HALLS OF MONTEZUMA, THE SEQUAL!
SIMPERS FI!


I sure as hell hope you get banned or whatever they can possibly do to get you off of here....I'm from texas and can't stand Bush but this is not the place for politics of any type

im from texas too and i cant stand him either and u speled simpers wrong but i agree that that is aload of made up blam!

  • 05.17.2006 4:34 PM PDT
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Lol, this thread is hillarious. I hate it though when the marines stand right in front of your vehicle and then after you run them over they get all indignant.

[Edited on 5/17/2006]

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I actually like the Marines witty comments. Especially in Halo 1. In H2, if you took Johnson's Sniper he'd talk all this -Blam!- Once he said "Turn the Safety off, fool!"

  • 05.17.2006 5:04 PM PDT
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I didn't read all of the posts, but let's remember that for the most part (unless they need something from them), the Covenant don't take human prisoners. I would imagine that whatever marine support we would get in game would come from those marines that are still left, which is basically the way it was in the entire first and second games. There may also be some Covenant members that are on our side of the civil war. You also have to remember the immortals, like Keys, Johnson, and the Arbitor (I mean immortal in the sense that they won't die until the game calls for it).

  • 05.17.2006 5:52 PM PDT
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Attach to back of cat always lands on feet......

Result:Antigravity!

Isn,t it just Africa they took over?

  • 05.17.2006 5:53 PM PDT
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I hope there are Marines, someone has to charge into a firefight and yell "C'mon you bas- Ahh!" Then die a horrid, bitter death.

  • 05.19.2006 8:09 AM PDT

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